Chapter 114: Less Than Ideal Life Of A Supporting Husband (5)

Chapter 114: Less Than Ideal Life Of A Supporting Husband (5)

“That was a close call!”

I had only asked on a whim, but she really hadn’t taken the birth control potion.

I was sincerely relieved that Helen hadn’t gotten pregnant.

“Don’t get it twisted! It’s not like Harin was... not it?!! It’s obvious that a future child between you and me would be cute, so it’s not like I want to become a mother soon!! I just forgot because I was busy!!”

I made up my mind.

At least until ‘househusband’ came before ‘maternal instinct’, I’d be thoroughly using contraception with Helen.

“Right... Of course, you would have.”

“Hmph! As long as you know. Now let’s hurry up and finish. I’m busy too.”

Swoosh─

With that, Helen pushed her hips out once again.

Lifting her toes slightly considering the height difference, it was quite admirable, but I couldn’t go back on my resolution just then.

“No, I’m good. Not doing it today.”

“What, what did you say? Why the sudden change of heart?”

“It’s a risky day. I don’t have a condom.”

“Since when did trash like you start caring about that...!! I’ll just take a birth control potion later!”

Helen approached almost as if she was going to grab my collar, and I carefully spoke.

“...You’re not going to take the birth control potion.”

“What, what nonsense! You can’t just cancel that!! Last time, I just, just forgot!!”Discover new chapters at novelhall.com

Helen yelled, her red hair seemingly blending into her face with slight exaggeration.

“Alright, I’ll cancel it. Calm down.”

“Of course, you should! If someone heard us, they’d think I want to have a child with you!”

“...But what if you forget again this time?”

“I, I won’t!! Do you think Helen Redrose would make the same mistake twice!!”

I had a feeling Helen’s definition of ‘mistake’ was the complete opposite of what I thought...

“...You’d never admit it even if I asked now.”

From experience, it was best to change the topic at times like this.

“Why are you so flustered? Do you really want to have sex with me that badly?”

“Wh-when did I ever say I wanted to have sex?! If we’re going to do it, I just want to get it over with and go back!”

Honestly, Helen was cute enough that I was tempted to just give in.

It was unavoidable.

What man in the world wouldn’t be flattered by a beautiful and capable woman like Helen wanting to get pregnant by him?

However, succumbing to temptation and impregnating Helen would definitely lead to serious consequences.

‘I might really get stabbed by Evelyn...’

Though I had Evelyn’s permission for up to 10 in the harem, I had promised that the first pregnancy would be hers.

But introducing a suddenly pregnant Helen to Evelyn?

...Just the thought gave me chills.

“So, I’ll let you go. You said you need to hurry.”

“No... but what if you really send me... Ah! Wait a minute!”

Swoosh─

As I was about to pull up my pants, Helen quickly shouted and pulled a condom from the depths of her wallet.

“Think... actually, there is one condom.”

“....”

If she hadn’t gambled it away, she might have been able to cover the overdue rent and research expenses with her advance payment and credit...

But it was too late for regrets.

─Swoosh.

Turning her gaze, Poporing saw a desk full of dildos and condoms.

“What should I do? If I don’t produce any results, I’ll have to return the money...”

Was this request purely for the need of condoms for erotic activities?

It was the first time she had ever been stumped when creating something.

Of course, as a professional magic tool maker, Poporing had worked hard to create the best ‘condom’.

She traveled around the village buying extra-large dildos and various types of condoms for analysis and visited the library to study papers and books on male anatomy.

However...

Nowhere was there mention of a member as large as an arm.

‘...But surely... it can’t be...that they’ll run off with the credit... it won’t happen. The person who gave me those innocent looks...’

Though to be fair, the items taken on credit had a scent of crime about them...

Poporing tried not to think too deeply about that.

-Tick-tock –Tick-tock.

[Post by: Mojito Deliveryman■]

[Are dildos and real dicks very different?][18]

Aren't dildos designed to mimic real dicks? But if they're significantly different, doesn't that pose a problem?

ChildhoodFriendAssault■: Lol, do you think they’re the same? Of course, they're different lol.

└ Mojito Deliveryman■: Have you used a dildo?

└ ChildhoodFriendAssault■: I have a living dildo, why would I need a fake one lol And how can a fake beat the real thing?

└ Mojito Deliveryman■: Could you explain in detail... what’s so different?

└ ChildhoodFriendAssault■: Lol, well, things like smell, body heat, a beating pulse...

└ ChildhoodFriendAssault■: Ah, it's hard to explain lol. You'd understand if you just have sex lol.

└ ᄋᄋ(154.55): This guy acts all knowing after having sex once, seriously...

└ JustSayNiceThings■: Seriously lol. Even the fact he’s had sex sounds like a lie. Does it even make sense to have one as big as a forearm?

└ ᄋᄋ(737.168): Obviously, he’s exaggerating lol. None of the men I've met even came close to half a forearm.

└ ChildhoodFriendAssault■: My boyfriend really is that big lol.

└ Mojito Deliveryman■: Please, a serious answer... It's important... If it's as big as a forearm, how big is it before erection?

└ ChildhoodFriendAssault■: No idea lol. The dude is always turned on when he sees me, so it’s always erect.

└ JustSayNiceThings■: Real incel vibes here, sad fantasies. Where on earth is there one as big as a forearm lololol.

└ ChildhoodFriendAssault■: Just because you haven't seen one doesn’t mean they don't exist lol.

└ JustSayNiceThings■: Rapist talks like she's seen it all lololol.

└ ChildhoodFriendAssault■: You said virgin, then rapist, make up your mind lol. But you probably stink too much to be approached lol.

Poporing, grasping at straws, posted a question in the gallery...

But as expected, no useful information came forth.

“...Ugh... It’s really useless.”

With no other options left...

Swoosh─

Poporing clenched her fist around the student ID she had held as collateral for credit.

‘...Let’s see the real thing!’