Book 4: Chapter 64: The First Customer and...Secret Savings?
Iron Fist Teacher: Although breaking up couples is not good, I support Chen Heng this time. Why should students be dating? They should be studying. If they don’t study, how are they to find good jobs? Furthermore, this old lady has yet to succeed in my blind dates, yet these snotty kids are starting relationships?
Blank Never Loses: Haha! The missing holy maiden makes an appearance.
Iron Fist Teacher: Who are you calling a holy maiden?
Blank Never Loses: I said nothing.
Chen Heng waited for ten or so minutes before the first customer arrived.
However, Chen Heng felt this girl was targeting him, especially since she had a group of friends standing at the side, and those girls were pointing and talking about him.
“Erm...Master, do you have a girlfriend?” After Chen Heng told the girl to sit on the stool across from him, that girl asked such a question after hesitating for a while.
Efreet: Hahaha! Unexpectedly, Chen Heng’s first customer is interested in him.
Iron Fist Teacher: This works too?
I Have a Strong Presence: Well, Chen Heng is quite handsome in the first place. Now, he is wearing these Daoist robes that give him an ethereal air. This would catch the attention of girls all the more.
17-Year-Old Beautiful Young Lady: What’s wrong? Sage Megumi, are you tempted?
I Have a Strong Presence: ...I’m just speaking the truth.
“...I don’t have a girlfriend, but I don’t plan on entering a relationship for now.”
After Chen Heng spoke, her friends started chatting noisily.
“However, I can divine your destined one.”
“Really?”
“Really.”
“What should I do?” Topics like their destined one easily hooked the interest of high school girls these days.
“First, I have three types of divination tools in front of me. You can pick any of them.”
Chen Heng pointed to the three divination tools on the yellow cloth before him. From left to right, they were the crystal ball, the container of wooden lots, and the Tarot cards.
After this girl ended the call, she looked at Chen Heng.
“Master, you guessed right.”
“What do you mean, guess? This is divination.”
“Yes, yes. Master, can you make another divination for me?”
“I can’t. I only divine the fate of love. The lottery is not within my service scope.”
“How...how incredible! Master, how did you know what I wanted to say?”
“Alright, alright. Leave quickly. Our destiny with each other has come to an end. Let the next customer come.”
“Don’t! Master, divine something else for me. It’s not the lottery this time.”
“Sure. Give me 1,000 LMD, and I’ll tell you where your father hides his secret savings.”
“But I don’t have that much money.” The girl was somewhat put on the spot.
“Go borrow, then. Let me tell you this: your father has over 10,000 LMD in his private savings. You can get over 9,000 LMD. Furthermore, your father will not dare tell your mother. You absolutely cannot miss this opportunity.”
“...Sure, wait here.”
“Wait a moment.”
“What’s wrong, Master?” Chen Heng stopped the girl just as she was about to leave.
“You cannot tell anyone the results of the divination you heard from me. You can divulge a little about the romance one, but if you leak anything else...you will suffer heaven’s punishment.”
“Hea-heaven’s punishment? What does it comprise?”
“Because you would be leaking heaven’s secrets...it includes—but is not limited to—lightning strikes, bad luck, shortened lifespan, a lonely destiny, and a trip to the eighteen layers of hell.” As Chen Heng spoke, lightning streaked across the sky, followed by rolling thunder.
“Ah!” Chen Heng’s words scared the girl. When lightning coincidentally flashed, she flinched, covering her head with both hands.
“Don’t worry. You won’t suffer from heavenly punishment as long as you don’t leak the heavenly secrets. Do you understand?”
“I understand.”