* * *
After a short sleep, it was time to go somewhere else.
He was dressed roughly across the room and stepped out of the studio, and there was a post-it note on the front door.
“What is it? I didn't send you a delivery. ”
Let's take a look at the Post It notes below.
I can't sleep because of the groaning.
Take care of it next time.
Neighbor
“Ugh?”
I wandered around in a frenzied rage. There are five households in the studio corridor, including me. Who put it there?
“By any chance, next door? ”
Obviously, the sound of the second half of the bathroom was pretty loud.
At first, Harin, who was too shy to make a sound, vomited joy all over his body by the second set.
Of course, I thought no one would be there in the daytime, but at that time, someone was asking me to sleep. I scratched my back for embarrassment and blamed my studio for soundproofing.
“After all, the level of flying construction is · · ·. ”
In clean writing, it seemed like it was written by a woman, but there was no way to know who it was simply by writing ‘Villager next door’.
I tucked it in my pocket and went out of the building on a post-it note.
Then why are you sleeping in the middle of the day? Are you going out for the night? ’
When I think that someone overheard me having sex in real life, I feel like I'm being naughty. Especially the setting that the target is an anonymous woman living next door is somehow stimulating.
What could he have imagined when he heard the sound of fucking? You didn't do this alone, did you?
"Heheh. I'll make it bigger next time. I'm just curious. '
In less than a week, after attacking three women, I feel confident. Even in my 40s, the other two women are demon-possessed women.
How many women will I attack in the future?
I bet you can't count all your hands and feet together. Don't tell me you have to count with your hair. Grow a head!
Thinking about it, I arrived at the convenience store. Suyeon smiles brightly at me, but frowns slightly because of menstrual cramps.
“Hello, brother. ”
“Does it hurt a lot? ”
“I think that's a little harsh. First day, so many sheep. ”
Suddenly, Su-yeon felt free to talk about this. Clearly, once you mix your flesh, the distance between men and women seems to decrease.
I threw a mean joke for no reason.
“I'm glad you have your period, though. ”
“Yes?”
“What if it doesn't come out? ”
“What? You're serious! ”
Suyeon punches me in the forearm with her loving fist.
She opened her axe's eyes and said,
“Was I going to make a mother at this age? ”
“Sorry, sorry. I was joking. Get angry. ”
“I can't believe this guy. Next time, always wear boots. ”
“Don't do that. I'm not really my size. ”
“Oh, no way. ”
“Really. I had to live in a big house, but we didn't have a convenience store. ”
“Phew.”
From that point on, it looks like he did the nocone without thinking. I avoided getting wet, but when I get one pregnant, I will cause a huge disruption to my activities as a player.
I was reborn as 23 years old, and I can't believe he's a dad.
It's too harsh a fate.
“I'm going to change. ”
“Yes.”
I asked Rossi on the way to the warehouse.
Rossi, is there anything that might keep you from getting pregnant? ’
[Do you want to be sterile?]
‘No, no, that's too much. She has to give birth someday. You can have vasectomy, but it's a little seedless watermelon. I don't think there's anything in there that would make me pregnant without an operation. ’
[Relevant items have been floated in the Market window.]
‘That was fast. ’
I checked the search results by touching the screen.
[Iron Barrel Defender] Condom, 140p
Men-only contraceptive device.
Condoms that never break or leak. Super thin 0.004mm polyurethane for less foreign body and reuse after washing.
Reusable, 50 times.
* Exceeded reuse may cause durability issues.
[Plan B] Emergency contraceptives, 130P
This is a post-oral contraceptive for women only.
No side effects and no harm to the body.
* Must be taken within 72 hours of relationship.
[You can go inside!] Yogurt, 300P
It is a commonly used contraceptive drink for men and women.
Transient loss of fertility at the moment of consumption. However, if you are already pregnant, you will not miscarry.
Lasts for one month after drinking.
"What, is everything just consumables? You can get condoms and post-op pills here, right? ’
[That's not true. The Iron Barrel Defender is a masterpiece called the Aggregation of Celestial Nanofiber Technology. I can barely feel the fit and have a 100% contraceptive rate. 50 reuses with a simple wash is also fascinating.]
‘Anyway, I don't like condoms. It's different when you go in. Besides, you have to wash it and reuse it. Ugh.'
[The ‘Plan B’ emergency contraceptive is also made up of a more stable substance than any post-contraceptive drug in the human system. No side effects at all. It is also certified by GOA, the FDA of the heavenly world. In yogurt again · · ·.]
I hung up on Rossi.
‘No, I mean, not this temporary prescription, but if it works like vasectomy, but there's anything you can get pregnant with anytime you want. ’
[Aha, now I understand correctly. Please wait.]
Rossi searched the item market and put another product on the screen.
Body control module, 6,000P
Chip-shaped modules for insertion into skin.
Smart watch allows you to control body function.
* Risk of implanted chips reaching airport search bases.
Six thousand points? ’
[It's a modular device that's a bit expensive, but allows you to directly control body functions by linking it to a smart watch. You can control a total of 10 items, selecting 'azoospermia’ from the options significantly reduces sperm activity and makes pregnancy impossible. Conversely, switching to sperm king mode will increase your pregnancy rate by 200 percent.]
"Wow, this is possible." ’
The item [as you like it] was the one Rossi recommended the most, but it was too expensive. And I think it would be more expensive to buy different items with that point.
‘Hmmm, even if I don't feel right about it, I'll have to drink yogurt once a month. ’
[But you're a man. Do you need to worry about being pregnant?]
‘Man, you still got to take responsibility. Scream and tell me I don't know. ’
[I don't know about people. I don't know about people.]
‘Anyway. If you stall too long, Su-yeon will think it's strange. ’
I changed clothes and completed Su-yeon's shift with her.
Suyeon said in a sad voice as she went home.
“Ha. It would have been better if it wasn't for your period. ”
“Why?”
“I want to exercise with my brother. ”
“Really? If you can't handle it, just say so. I don't care if it's Tteokbokki. ”
“Tteokbokki · · ·? Chi, it's okay! I hate getting blood on the sheets. ”
I saw the blood again today.
It's not the same blood.
“By the way, you know the state? ”
“Yeah, see you after your period. I'll give you a big hug. ”
“Heehee. Then, take care of yourself. Page.”
Suyeon left the store with a surprise kiss on my cheek.
He's got a hard-on for her, too.
Somehow, when I'm in a relationship, women keep looking for me. And Su-yeon, too. Do I look that good to you?
While I was working, the boss stopped by to collect.
“You're working hard. ”
“Hello? Boss.”
I almost said she was my mother-in-law.
Thank you for giving birth to such a wonderful daughter.
Anyway, it's best to keep both of you in the dark about the fact that you simultaneously targeted your mother. I don't think Harin will have any menthols left when he finds out what's in mine.
“I heard that you have an appointment tomorrow. ”
“Yes?”
“Gichun said. It's a drinking appointment. Eventually, I decided to fly. ”
Oh, you mean tomorrow at dawn.
Somehow you didn't ask me for a replacement.
The boss grumbled with a dull expression.
“I'm sorry. I left the house tomorrow and asked you to do something delicious for my student...”
Mother-in-law, let me get this straight.
Wasn't I the one who tasted it?
“Ahh · · ·. I'm sorry, but Gi-choon has an appointment with his brother first. ”
“Yeah, well, even if it's time for a student, it can't be because I have to come out at dawn. Have a good time. ”
The boss whispered in my ear as he looked at the customers in the shop.
But isn't it a little suspicious for a student of puberty? Are you all right?
I think I misunderstood. Anyway, it's better to erase the evidence.
Yeah, good job.
The boss patted my ass and left the store.
“Well done, then. Call me if you want to get drunk and get a haircut. I'll do it at home when I get home in the morning. ”
“I understand.”
You're so persistent.
But I didn't want to eat a woman in her 40s, even if she was the boss's daughter.
Mother, can't you just be satisfied with your mother-in-law?
I don't want to be with Harin and his wife.
According to the clock, it's still a little after 8: 00.
We still have a long way to go for a shift.
‘Come on, Gichun. My brother has a lot to ask. ’