While I was waiting for puberty, I thought about my future schedule.
Approximately a full day before opening.
It is time to prepare for the life of Lee Do-hoon, a college student, not Al-Basein Lee.
‘I never thought I'd be going back to college again · · Human life really isn't that far ahead. ’
The more people who regret the present, the more they remember the past.
If only I could go back to elementary school · ·
If I had studied carefully in high school for at least 3 years · ·
Even if I went back to school and worked hard to prepare for work · ·
Life is always a series of regrets.
But like Frost said, we have only one way to go. Therefore, there is no way to avoid regret, no matter what choice you make. Choosing something is like giving up something.
But I came back to the real thing.
Though not in my life, but in Lee Do-hoon's life.
I recall the survey results I saw in magazines before.
When asked, "What would you most like to do if you go back in time?" Most people say, "I studied." Is it a pity I didn't do my best at school?
At least I'm not.
If I studied, I would try to break my teeth in my previous life.
He was smart, but not all good at studying just because he was smart. I worked harder than anyone, I assure you.
I want to go on a road I've never been on in my life.
Women will fuck and enjoy youth indefinitely.
Most of all, most of all.
That's the goal of this life.
‘Alba must be long before next week. ’
I can't continue to do my job even after the semester starts.
We don't have enough time to enjoy ourselves, but it's stupid to spend eight hours a day here. We may have a slight problem with allowance, but we'll find a way.
‘· · · Still, Gi-choon Kim handles as much as he does. ’
I lied to my boss earlier that it was no big deal to end him on my terms. You don't have to draw a lot of people in.
I'll get him.
When I looked at the crowds, my shift was almost over.
Gichun went to work wearing a snapback hat.
It doesn't really fit well, but he seems to have been paying attention to the twist.
Punch it in the ear. Fashion is complete.
Heard of it, Beat. W. Earl!
“Are you here? ”
Contrary to my heart, I greeted him with an energetic voice.
He holds a knife in his smile.
For a man who tried to intimidate the president by using his relationship with me, I look like an idiot.
Think what you want. The illusion is free.
“Hey, doc, good work. ”
“Well, well, well. They switched computers.”
When I mention the computer on purpose, his expression becomes subtle.
Disgusted?
Sadness?
Anyway, I'm sure it's not a pleasant feeling.
“The article came right in the morning. I have to change the whole thing because it's completely gone. ”
“Yes, I heard. Me, too.”
Suddenly, puberty comes out of nowhere.
“But do you know how much I've defended you to the boss? ”
“How?”
“It's all over the shelf, so if it wasn't for lessons, it would have slipped away someday. Don't be so hard on her. ”
“Oh · · Thank you, brother. You're the only one. ”
You're being ridiculous. I was curious about the man who was smoking a bunch of pickles.
I manipulated the earphones to read his mind.
(Fuck, fuck you. Didn't he just blow up a bad video? But it doesn't matter. With the boss and all that, there's bound to be another day. We always have to turn the CCTV back on.)
...
Still a son of a bitch.
You're defending the president?
Kick the shit out of me.
Fortunately, he never doubted my intentions, whether he trusted me too much or just being stupid.
So I still decided to treat him like a chisel.
The more people I've dealt with, the more vulnerable I am to men without rats. Maybe it's choking on his own breath.
“By the way, didn't you forget your promise? ”
“Of course. I thought you were going to introduce me. ”
“Dude, let's do this, okay? Don't mess with me like yesterday. ”
“Yep, boss. ”
I can't check all the items, but I'm sure there's something wrong with a woman who wants to introduce me.
After confirming his intentions, all favors seem pretentious. He's got a lot of nerve.
Rossi, you said you could see men's windows, right? ’
[Yes, you can.]
‘Turn off your manhood now. ’
[Yes, sir.]
As Gichun changed his clothes for the shift, he checked his information window.
Name: Ki-chun Kim
Age: 26
Favor: 37/100
Achievement:???
pervert:???
Womens:???
Attack Tip
* I still don't like the idea of confirming information.
To increase your likelihood, we recommend the following:
Testimonial: “You're so charismatic. ”
It's totally different from a girl's. ’
[Yes, most men have the highest scores on openness and sexual appetite, and in the case of sexual intercourse, they are too biased to a specific area for information to be meaningful. Therefore, for men, the above three pieces of information are provided. It also has nothing to do with aggression, so all information will be disclosed with a liking of 55 +.]
“Oh, but isn't 50 average for you? What's 37? ”
Less than 10 are enemies of the crippled.
I don't like people under 20.
Less than 30 is like a passing millstone.
40 and under are people who are uncomfortable with each other.
Given that the person on the ground is 40, it means that I am better than the milkweed that passes by when I am with them.
‘Ahh! I'm even more upset now that I know. What the hell does he think I am? ’
[Maybe the last CCTV incident and computer failure last night resulted in a sharp decline in likelihood.]
‘Am I right? No matter how absurd a human being is, he can't be this different from the outside. ’
When I didn't know the wickedness of puberty, I thought I was just a good brother. I took care of the cab fare in a pinch, and a word pretending to think made him feel calm.
But the more I knew, the worse he was.
If it wasn't for item or info window skill, I would have blinked.
“But who's the girl who's going to introduce you? ”
When Gichun returned, I asked.
I'm not interested, but I have to act without shame.
“Not you. I'm resting now. ”
“Rest?”
“I didn't go to college, and I thought I was learning under-the-counter, and now I feel like I'm just playing. You think he'll play again around the fall? ”
“Ahh · ·”
“But she's fucking beautiful. ”
“Yes?”
“I've met a lot of kids who gamble, and she's amazing. What kind of goddess did you come for when you first came out to look for her? ”
“Is that it? ”
“You look like an idol, but you look amazing. ”
“Whoa!”
“But I told you before, it's costly. I'd say all our clansmen were in on it, but we're all out. ”
You must be getting close to puberty.
“Well, it might work because you're a vulture. Shoot me if it works. Okay?"
“Yes, brother. Of course.”
I answered a single question, but something was not right.
A young man who looks at me a little better than the milkweed who passes by can't introduce me to a nice girl with good intentions.
There must be something.
Anyway, that's not the point right now.
I was naturally on the topic.
“By the way, didn't your girlfriend meet you at Gam? ”
“Sua?”
“Is your name Sooa? ”
“What's wrong with you? Don't be a year older than you. Easy for you to say. ”
“Oh, how could you do that? So how did you two meet? ”
After counting the money, Gideon paused and recalled the past.
“· · So it's about this time last year? ”
* * *
He was a hardgamer two years ago.
Of course, five years ago, 10 years ago.
His life, apart from the game, had a kite so deep that it could never be explained.
He was relatively young in a game played mainly by the lungs called 'uncle’. However, since the level was high and the rank was high, many people looked up to him.
“One time, I made some hair, and a white pig · ·”
“White swine?”
“I have a baby in my clan. He's in the army now. Anyway, he brought his sister to her hair. I just started gambling. You asked me to take care of you. ”
“Is that your girlfriend? ”
“Yes, but I've never bought a man because he's young. He was very naive, so I took care of him. We hunt all the time. We buy potions. ”
“Oh, so you lured him into the game? ”
“Well, I'm ashamed to say it with my own mouth, but you know, I kind of twist people around. What's that, car? ”
“Charisma? Yes. Sometimes he's really charismatic. Acknowledge.”
“Khh. Anyway, I thought it looked cool. ”
Shit. Put your hat on straight, asshole.
Before I smash his fucking head in.
My fingers seemed to bend to say something I didn't even want to hear, but my skin was surprisingly thick.
Oh, you didn't eat Lee Jungwoo's 40-year-old ass.
The influence of the recommendation, or the tail of his mouth, ascended to the clown. And a little bit of a boost, right?
“Anyway, I stayed close to him and left him alone the day they decided to have a drink. Heheh. Women don't move when they sleep. That's how we got along. ”
That's rape, you son of a bitch!
I thought his name was crap, and his personality is crap.
I tried my best to accommodate his insides.
“Wow, I knew it! It's a boy!”
When I give you a catchphrase, you keep smiling at what's good for puberty.
Yeah, smile a lot.
I'll make you cry tomorrow.