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I dropped the liquor off at home and turned the car around.
Since it was just past midnight, the road was empty. There were places where the traffic signal turned yellow and flashed. As I drove through the quiet dawn of the day, I suddenly remembered the old days.
Then I drove a much better car than I do now.
It was not a very rich time, but it was a time when money was not too difficult.
I often rushed in at dawn after a seminar in the province. Probably at that moment she was dragging another man into the house and doing it on my bed.
I was furious when I had an unpleasant imagination.
Lee Jungwoo used to live in a good house and drive a good car, but he was more unhappy than Lee Du-hon who lived in a studio and used to drive a used car.
And the unhappiness is the cause.
“Man, I care. I can't help it. ”
Eventually, I couldn't wait to call Tae-young even though it was late.
Tour
The signal went a few times and Taeyoung got a phone call.
Hyung? What are you doing here at this hour?
“Do you have to call for work? ”
Oh, no. I don't think so.
“I just wanted to make a call. Are you still awake? ”
Yeah, I lay in bed for a while, and I couldn't sleep, so I'm playing again. Brother, where are you? He's out there. I can hear him.
“Uh, I drove out for a while. ”
At this hour, do you ever drive with anyone?
“What a drive. That's fine. How are you doing? ”
What are you talking about?
“With eggs. ”
Hmm · · · ·. It's a long walk.
“I thought you said you were okay. ”
Tae-young shrugged and replied.
She was different yesterday, different today, different morning, different dinner. I don't know what you're thinking.
Tae-young is right...
Just as people who know the ten paths of water do not know the one way, even one woman's heart can never be found out, even if one man pierces the ten hearts.
I wanted to let Taeyoung know.
When I saw him, I remembered my past life that was not popular. I mean Lee Jungwoo who was beaten up by a woman and beaten up like a faggot and ended up in life.
“Taeyoung, I'm not trying to nag you about how much older I am than you, but let me tell you something. ”
Yes, brother. Talk to me.
“I don't think so. ”
· · Yes?
“I've been thinking about one bear today. But no matter how much I think about it, it doesn't suit you. ”
Why are you saying that all of a sudden? Did you hear anything?
“Talk about what? ”
Did you talk to Chon? · · ·.
Taeyoung blurred the end of the word.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Taeyoung doubted the relationship between me and her. Like she ordered me to give up on him.
I can't understand you! Taeyoung Kim. ’
Of course, I was jealous, but I also felt bad because I doubted my intentions when I contacted him for advice. It's like you're cursing at doing something good.
[Why do you scratch and make a sponge?]
"What?"
[If you leave it alone, the twin sisters who are aiming for you will run like competition. While Tae Young-goon covers Miss Jeong, there will be more opportunities to take her sister, Jeong Hee. I don't understand your behavior right now.]
Unfortunately, it was correct.
In fact, it was enough to let Zhang Feng play for the mission. But what happens to Taeyoung after you solve the mission?
Is that enough to get hurt and dumped again? I mean, is it okay to be stabbed by the boss like Lee Jungwoo did in the past and thrown away in the reservoir?
I couldn't ignore this.
If we let it go, we will eat well, but Tae-young will be hurt again by the eggs. Once, twice, and twice, three times, he may be traumatized by women. Because of my silence and my bystanders.
It was unbearable.
“Dude, what are you looking at me for? Do I look like I'm that desperate? ”
When I spoke up a little, I immediately lowered my tail.
Oh, no! I'm sorry, I made a mistake. Actually, Jung Ran called earlier to talk about the anomaly.
“Phone call? What? ”
Taeyoung recited the verse.
It was mostly consistent with what I saw in Katok's conversation with Heeju.
I said right away.
“If she has feelings for you, I don't think so. I'm not playing with people's minds. ”
Isn't that right?
“Taeyoung, let's stop Jung Lan and find another woman. Is she just an egg? ”
Taeyoung stopped taking my advice and opened his mouth carefully.
· · · That should be easy for you
“What?"
If you don't like it, you can go straight to another woman. You're popular, so you can do whatever you want.
“Hey, what are you saying? ”
I can't.
“Taeyoung, a man is confident. How can you seduce a woman with so little confidence? ”
I wasn't even handsome like you. Honestly, you wouldn't understand a man like me if he broke his heart. Do you think it's because I like yelling at you? Because you can't do that. I really shouldn't have worked so hard.
It was a very spontaneous voice.
His attitude of talking like he lived his whole life was ridiculous, but I remembered Lee Jungwoo's time in the past, and my heart was heavy.
The saddest thing in love is not because you can't meet the woman you like. The saddest thing is meeting everyone but me.
“Oh my, Tae Young · · · ·. ”
Thanks for the advice, bro. Thanks for caring about me. But I guess I'm the only one here.
‘This idiot is really. ’
[Leave it alone. I read the sermon. I don't have the confidence to listen to my master's words.]
So you want me to watch him sink? ’
[Why are you so distant? It's not your job.]
It's time for Tae Young to be happy, too! ’
[· · · Yes?]
‘It's time for Tae Young to meet a girl and have fun at night. Poor bastard. ’
[Ah · · ·, Master, you've finally learned compassion.]
Tyring
It was then.
Suddenly an alert rang out in my head.
"What?"
[State, master. This is a message from heaven.]
It seemed like it would be a long story, so I asked Taeyoung to understand first.
“Tae Young, I'll call you back. Hang up for a second."
"Recite what it says. ’
[Yep. The compassionate god was moved by the generosity and kindness you showed him. The compassionate God, who looks down on all compassion in the world, sends you a special request.]
"Please? Is there a mission like this? ’
[The Observing Gods are always watching over you. Perhaps your favor to Taeyoung Army has caught the eye of the compassionate god.]
But is that compassion or is that compassion? ’
[There is no way to know the name of the gods. It's just a guess.]
‘I think you're talking about being a bachelor. · · ’
[Isn't Tae Young-goon a bachelor? The last thing I said to you,]
‘I don't know. Maybe Adas was pretending to be Huda. ’
[Anyway, I'll keep you posted on the mission. The compassionate god pities Taeyoung Army and wants you to make him a kite.]
What are you talking about? You want me to stand in the middle of something? ’
[Keep watching. Train him to truly mate. For those who desperately want it, the whole universe can help.]
What kind of mission is this? So you want me to be Tae-young's apprentice? So you can fuck a girl? ’
[It's a rough expression, but that's how it's organized.]
‘Ha. Let's think about this for a second. ’
It was an unexpected mission. I didn't expect to be offered anything other than a mission to fuck women. Seeing the fact that the whole universe is helping, I think maybe Taeyoung wanted it for power. I've never really wanted one.
‘I'm busy on my way. How long will you take Tae-young? ’
[Weren't you worried about Tae Young-goon before?]
‘That's it. This is it. I'm telling you to teach me how to seduce women. Is that easy? ’
[It's time for you to become a disciple. How many of you at that age have accomplished as well as your master?]
I'm not wrong about that.
Approximately six months after Lee Do-hoon's possession.
For a short period of half a year, I've fucked over 100 women. It's like eating a woman once every two days. Even after a long relationship with a few people, there will be more sex.
I can't tell how many women I've slept with since I made fun of it so often in one day. Maybe more than 50 and less than 100.
‘No, but · · ·. It's not easy for Taeyoung to make that person. ’
The problem was Tai Lung.
He has unnecessarily high eyes, no need to notice women, and his brain is filled with semen with naughty thoughts on a fictitious day. It's never an easy mission.
So you're giving up? You're just going to abandon him like this?]
‘What a dramatic thing to say. I'm not throwing it away. I'm not confident. ’
[Hmm, wouldn't the reward change your mind?]
What's the reward? ’
[Mission rewards include: "Dongnam's Pendant"]
The pendant? The necklace? ’
[For reference, the Pendant of sympathy is described as follows: All wizards are compassionate. Compassion itself means a pure routine. This necklace contains numerous crystals of pure Mana from sympathetic men. The moment you wear a necklace, it increases the power of your skill.]
Wait, a magic booster necklace? ’
[Yes, a legendary item that increases the power of a skill by one.]
"Oooh!"
Awesome.
There is a way to enhance a skill one by one, but this necklace enhances all skills by +1.
If you save one Taeyoung, you can get a pendant in sympathy.
Suddenly, I felt an urge to own it.
I'll do it!
[The item again makes your eyes go black, right?]
Wait, but the reward is too big. Aren't there restrictions? ’
[Let me tell you the constraints. The target of the relationship with Tae Young-goon must be a new person without any artificial manipulation. If you go through your hands beforehand, or involve money, drugs, etc., the tasks of the gods will be automatically completed and your objective will be in a state of sympathy.
You will go back.]
I understood something else. But going back to sympathy, you're telling me some guy's having a virgin regenerative surgery? ’
[It means that the rigidity of the object resets all sensitivity to compassion.]
‘Yes, I mean · · ·. ’
[Yes, it will be very sensitive. like a man who's never had sex in his life.]
‘Ah, this is a little dangerous. It means the sex master is demoted to a beginner. ’
[It won't be that bad, but you won't be able to use your skills as brilliantly as you do now. like compassion.]
‘Hmm.'
I thought about it.
This mission would have been a lot easier if it wasn't for limitations.
If you release one of the women you know who have nothing to be ashamed of. It is to brainwash and ask Taeyoung to surrender.
But the target of the mission is mine.) It had to be a woman who didn't. It is also impossible to preempt the target in any way.
‘I heard the item is legendary somehow. ’
[The challenges of the gods cannot be easy.]
Does it also say how long the mission will last? ’
[No, it's your freedom whenever you start.]
‘Hmm. That's right. ’
I am currently on a twin mission as well as a virgin undertaking. Adding to the task of Tai Lung, the situation becomes more complicated.
‘If there is no time limit, I can accept it. ’
[But keep in mind: If Tae Yeong gets involved with the woman you met, the mission will automatically fail.]
‘Don't worry about it. I won't be able to seduce anyone in that situation. ’
I was determined to accept the task of compassion.
‘Okay, let's make a human. ’
[Good luck.]
After clearing up the situation, I called Tae-young who hung up. After accepting the mission, it was time to purely stop Tai Lung and his confusion from now on.
I thought you were sleeping.
“I told you I'd call you back. Where were we? Ah, yes. Jeong-ran, he's a little off. ”
I know it's gonna be hard for me. Why would a pretty girl like Zhang Lan want to meet me? But I'm good.
“Taeyoung, don't be like that. Let's just listen to your brother once. I don't want to turn on the trash. ”
I'm used to breaking things. Not once or twice. More than five times I've confessed and been dumped.
“Let me help you. ”
What are you talking about?
“I'll help you. So you can hook up with women. ”
Taeyoung sighed loudly for a moment.
He was ashamed to think he could be helped with something like this.
I'm fine, man. Thanks for saying that.
“Not just words? I can really help you get a girl. ”
I said it one more time.
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