830. Term-End Season30

Are you for real?

Tae-young's voice was somewhat trembling. Well, maybe it's a little awkward from his perspective. You have no idea why I'm trying to help myself.

“I'm sorry you're struggling today, man. ”

Tongue, brother · · · · ·.

“You want a girlfriend, right? ”

Of course, that's my wish.

“All you have to do is do as I say. If you just listen to me, you'll be with your girlfriend until the flank series. ”

With all due respect, bro,

“What else? ”

You're not here, are you?

Taeyoung stabbed me.

Who do I take with me when you're not around?

But this is the sea that I expected well enough.

“Do you really think I can't be with you? ”

No, of course not! You can still go out as long as you want. There are only a few kids in my department who like my brother.

“Right? Honestly, I didn't tell anyone about this, but you do. ”

- What is it?

Sharing secrets increases cohesion. ‘Only you know. In the words’ we give the impression that we are ‘special’. It was sweetening to make Taeyoung completely on my side.

“Before I left for the army, you heard about the over-cC dump, right? ”

Yeah. · · Oh, no, I didn't mean to, but a senior told me about it at a 1,4 face-to-face ceremony.

“It's okay. Everyone has a history. So you heard how I got kicked? ”

Yeah. So the trauma at the time is that you never do the guava seeds. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said that.

“No. I don't really care. Half right, half wrong. ”

Half? What's that supposed to mean?

“It's true you don't use guava for that, but there's more behind it. ”

Ah · · ·.

“From now on, Tae Young only tells you stories. No one in our department knows. ”

You hear a click past the handset. I was very nervous to tell you a secret that I hadn't told anyone. How naive of me.

[But what are you going to talk about? What secret didn't you tell anyone?]

‘Of course no one knows. This is my story from now on. ’

[Making up or improvising?]

I started talking with a catchy voice that reminds me of my past.

“So that was over two years ago. I didn't have enough girlfriends to wear rubber shoes backwards, so my motives and the wind blew over. ”

Brother, you must have been really struggling. · · · While being dragged into the army.

“It's been hard. It's been hard. Things got out of hand. They bruise me for days, but they don't even touch me because my face is so serious. He thought he might get depressed and get away with it. Once, the platoon commander put a yellow shoulder on it, which later turned out to be a coffin.

It was a Seal Seal mark.It meant keep an eye out. Work, training, all of them outdoor. ”

Oops.

“I was sitting on a stool beating like a man who was about to die, so the royal court, two months ahead, called me separately. ”

Wang Goo?

“Sergeant Last Year. If you go to the army, you'll be careful enough to fall leaves. I thought maybe I was calling you to warn you not to splash dung. Please don't get into any trouble while you're gone. It's called the Army.

Once an accident hits, everything gets harder together. ”

It could be.

“But that's not it. ”

What, then?

“The senior · · ·, so what was his name? Bohemian swordsman or Bogyeom? It's the same name as any celebrity. You look so ordinary. He was usually a kind senior who wouldn't say much and wouldn't bother his successor. ”

Yes, I am.

“But he called me apart and asked me, Is she dumped? Is she dumped? ”

Ah · · ·.

“I said yes. I really want to die. I don't feel so good. So here's the thing with the big smiley face. ”

I beg your pardon?

“My God, half the women are like this. ”

I saved reality by making a slightly different voice.

Ah · · · It's similar to the story you told me earlier?

“Yeah, well, I thought the nagging started again. They all did. She's the only girl I've got, and if I go out with someone else, I'm done. She's all over the world. What are you obsessed with? That's the kind of story that motivates, promotes, and always tells. So the grave.

I nod my head, and then I add a word. ”

I beg your pardon?

“There are women everywhere to fuck, and they say it's a supporting palace. ”

Did he say that?

“Yes, really. Actually, I wasn't crazy at first either. I just couldn't get enough of my girlfriends. But he talks like he's Casanova of the underworld? He was a senior, but he looked ridiculous. Because I have it.”

Maybe he was bluffing.

“I thought so, too. ”

Oh, well, you can't.

“Yes, he was real. ”

Ji, really?

“Have you ever heard of a pickup artist? ”

Oh, I think I saw it on the Internet.

“You know what that is? ”

Yes, courting women is a hunting specialist. Oh, my God, is that him?

“Yes, he was a real pickup artist who had published a book before the military arrived. It's not just the weight, it's the femininity. ”

Wow! You've met the performance!

“You might think so. In fact, I didn't even notice until then. He lives so quietly, and by the time I moved in, he was already wearing a sergeant, so no one touched him. I thought you were a silent last year sergeant just waiting to be discharged. ”

God · · · ·. But a master like that was rotting in the army.

“The army used to be a gathering place for all kinds of strangers. Little punk who played a little bit in the past, little punk in the bone, a non-aggressive moon, crooked phone arm, arm wrestler, even a Hopper. · · You'll feel it when you go into the army, but there's a man you'll never see again.

We've met. ”

Okay, so what happened with the pickup artist?

Taeyoung suddenly became curious.

The story of the hidden treasure in the army and the protagonist with a reason to be strong is certainly fascinating. It's a no-nonsense claire.

“Suddenly, he said to me, We're going on a sleepover next weekend. Let's go out with you. You said you had something to teach me. ”

Oh, no way.

“Yeah, and he showed me how great that weekend pickup artist was. Oh, my God, he's been hitting on women with his hair shaved and his uniform on. I've never seen a girl like you before. ”

Whoo!

Taeyoung was completely hardened by the story I made up.

I felt like my voice was bigger than the first time.

I can't believe this silly story worked. Although cliché is primitive, it works because it's already proven many times.

So, you learned your skills from your boss? The technology to seduce women?

“Actually, I learned it over my shoulder rather than formally. He didn't have a lot of time with him because he didn't have much time left in the whole country. But after a short month of that, I felt a whole different world. ”

Don't tell me that's why you're here.

“Yes. You've already noticed, but I played a lot when I was in the army. I've tried it on regular vacations. I wonder if it really works. ”

What happened? Did it really work?

“Of course. That's why I met more women in the army than I did before. It's funny, isn't it, that when I was a civilian, I didn't meet a few women, and then I got better when I was a soldier? ”

Wow! You're amazing! I had no idea!

“I have no idea. After returning to school, I only studied on purpose to get an appointment. You've hardly seen me meet a girl, have you? ”

Yeah, you only go to the library. He plays volleyball.

“It's all because I enjoyed it so much in the army. I'm not so desperate after I've learned how to pick up girls. Do you know what that feels like? ”

You mean you're not desperate because you can get drunk anytime?

“Yes, if you still want to. ”

Brother, no, brother. I'll take you to the Master, really. All I have to do is trust you, right?

Taeyoung shouted excitedly.

He trusts me 100% now.

“Not even Master. But don't ever tell me where this is going. I want to live quietly, but rumors like this make it hard for me in school. ”

I'll never tell you. If I tell anyone about this, I'm a real asshole. I have nothing to say to you about fashioning me.

“You're a heavy mouth, I know that. ”

[Tae-young? You have a heavy mouth?]

‘Course not. How do you know that tentacle's gonna make a mistake drinking later? ’

[Then why did you lie that didn't work? What do you mean, you're a pickup artist?]

‘You had to give him trust. Will you believe me when I tell you that if you have a career helping you seduce women? But that doesn't mean I can't know who I really am. And secrecy is the only way we're gonna get him to change his mind later. ’

[Ha. Now you're really a fraud. I thought it was real.]

‘It's natural to feel it when you play a prank. ’

Yes, brother. I'll carry this to the grave.

“Oh, man. Anyway, that's why I told you to stop. ”

Ah · · ·. Now I know what you mean.

“Pickup artists don't always succeed. You just know more about how to increase your chances of success than anyone else? Well, according to my hunch, the eggs are almost hopeless. It's better to close that early. Easy for you to say. Loss? ”

I see. Loss. I had no idea. No, he misunderstood me because he keeps sending me weird signals.

“When I saw the egg, it was all over my feet. You have to be especially careful with those kids. They're playing with men. You're gonna want to play on top of your head. Maybe he was smuggling you around on purpose. ”

I knew it. I thought she was a fox, too. Why did I hit you so fucking hard? · ·

“Hit me? Were you hit, too? ”

Oh, no. I'll skip that. It's nothing serious.

“The important thing is to explore potential opponents. And when you get the target, it bites like a hyena. ”

Hyena · · · Notes · · ·.

“Don't take notes. Put them in your head. ”

Yep, Master!

“Don't call me Master. ”

Yes, sir.

“Anyway, I've decided to help you, so I'm going to help you through the end, but let's just focus on the meeting, since the coalition won't get a quote. You don't have to push me. I'm good at it.”

Yes, brother. But I really like the way you talked to Chon earlier.

“Currency?”

Yes, because Jung Ran asked me to help him because he wanted to get to know his brother. How to do this · · · ·. Come to think of it, it's annoying to play with people without oil, without minds.

“Do you want to get fucked up? ”

Yeah, I want to double what I got. When you got kicked, you thought you wanted it.

“Did you get kicked too? ”

Phew, don't say that. I hit my brother every time I didn't see him because he was so rude.

“Phew, you idiot. That's what you were getting yourself into. ”

At that time, I thought Jung Yi expressed affection. Haha.

“A little more affection would get you into the E.R. ”

Not anymore. I knew she was a bitch because of you.

“Yes. Bitch. But I can't let you get away with that. ”

So how do we get revenge?

“I think I can take a punch if you do me a favor. ”

Are you for real?

“Yeah, well, kids like that have their own recipes. Can you do what I say? ”

I'll do whatever you say. No, Master.

“I don't want to hear that master. Anyway, pretend to do what Jeongran says, but first let me know what you say. ”

Double Spy!

“Yes, a double spy. Tae Young is good at acting. Theatre and Ace.”

Tae Young-goon?]

‘Taeyoung is so simple, he'll be good at it if you just float him a little. ’

Heh heh. Technically, it's not an ace, but it's a little smoky.

“Good casting. I think I'll get a quote. Then let's go feed the bitch a nickname. ”

Okay, so we're going in tomorrow?

“Yes. Those kids should be greatly humiliated. ”

Dude, I really thought you were this great. I've been thinking about it for a long time. This brother is something different. Something special.

“· · What else is there? ”

I admire you, by the way.

“Never mind. Get some sleep. I'm home now. ”

Yes, brother. See you tomorrow.

“Yes."

When I finished the call, I was in front of the house.

I felt like a fraud, so I pulled my back bone slightly.

End

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