Chapter 515: Oh, Wait. I'm Already Dead

Chapter 515: Oh, Wait. I'm Already Dead

Excuse me? The man waved a hand in front of Huis unblinking eyes. He pushed Hui away and sat up, frowning. Is someone in there? Hello?

Nope, Im dead. Im totally dead. Go prank Elder Sister Reaper instead of me! Im too well versed in the art of faking dead to fall for your dying act, Elder Brother! So leave me alone and find some other sucker to pull it on!

The man looked at Hui for another moment, then shrugged. He laid back against the ground again, dragging the hat half-over his face. He coughed weakly.

The two of them laid there, silently. Nothing happened.

Uh, should I go? Can I get up and leave? But if I give up the ghost, then hell go back to his plan to attack me! Updated from novelbIn.(c)om

Hui laid there for another few seconds, then shrugged internally. I might as well prepare for the inevitable. He slowly pressed out death qi just under his skin, forming a protective layer to hide the true status of his cultivation underneath. Drawing out a string of qi, he quietly etched a barrier talisman formula onto his skin. After a moment, he internally shrugged for a second time and etched another, then another, until hed created a hundred and eight talismans, etched in three loops around his chest and shoulders, dantian and elbows, and hips and wrists. Okay. That should be enough. My Hundred and Eight Layers has weaknesses, but against an opponent whos never seen it before, it should be able to hold up to at least a single blow!

The man coughed again, louder this time. No one came.

Im sorry, Elder Brother. Elder Sister is on the other side of town. No matter how loudly you cough, no ones coming to investigate you.

I wish I could indicate where I am! I wish! But unfortunately, we didnt set up a warning alarm!

Oh well. Shell be here eventually.

Shifting slightly to dump Hui to the side, the man let out a pitiable moan. Still no one came.

More time passed. The mans eyes closed. A low snore leaked out of his mouth.

Elder Brother, at least meditate, dammit, Hui thought, shaking his head in his heart. He settled in to meditate himself, quietly waiting for the reaper to return.

The sun crawled across the sky. Rain began to drizzle down. The man half-woke, adjusted his hat to cover his face fully, and went back to sleep.

Hui laid there, watching the man. I wonder if I could sneak away? Hes asleep right now, after all. As long as I move real slowly, I should be able to escape

No, no, Hui! Dont be impatient! Im still in just as much danger as I was at the start! If I give it up now, Ive essentially given him exactly what he wanted, by leaning over to listen to him, and thats all! Hold out. Hold out! Just a little longer!

As the sun dipped below the horizon, the man jolted awake. He glanced around, then half-propped himself up and let out a weak cough.

Hui peeked behind him. Is Elder Sister finally coming? Come on! Im so bored.

The reaper swept around the corner. Her white robes lit up in the low-angled sun, reflecting the light so fiercely they seemed to glow. She swept her eyes across the street.

Relieved, Hui barely resisted the urge to jump up and wave. Yes! Finally. Find us! Release me from this hell!

Her eyes landed on Hui and the man, slumped in the corner. Sensing her eyes on him, the man coughed again, spitting up some blood this time.

The reaper stopped in her tracks. She narrowed her eyes. Again?

The man took a weak breath, seemingly on the verge of death. Please come here

What are you attempting? Why massacre this village? the reaper asked, ignoring Hui.

I suppose youll just have to find out, Si Wang replied, laughing. And since you dont want this partner of yours, I suppose He clenched his fist.

Moving swiftly, Hui retracted the death qi barrier. He didnt activate the talismans, either, but let them lay quietly. I can handle this without them. Ill save them for later. Huis neck cracked, then snapped. His head fell limply to the side. Cooperating, Hui died, spasming, then letting out a slow breath as his eyes drifted shut.

After all, this isnt my physical body. Its a construct Zhu Diyu created. Its physicality has very little bearing on my life. Really, given that Im already dead, the only way to destroy me is to disperse my soul.

Which Elder Brother can do, but! But thats what the talismans are for!

The reaper shook her head, tired. Oh no. What a tragedy.

Say it like you mean it, please, Elder Sister! Dont let him call my bluff from your nonreaction! Hui cried.

I know youre not dead, Si Wang whispered in Huis ear.

Fuck! Hui thought.

After all, it isnt so easy to die when youre already dead. I know how you feel right now. Your body is broken, and its hard to disconnect your soul from feeling this body as your own, so you feel dead. Paralyzed by your soul, mind, and body, you sit there silently, caught between undeath and death. It must hurt horribly.

If Elder Brother knows that, then please dont hold me by the throat, Hui interjected.

Ignoring him, Si Wang continued, But dont worry. Ill send you off soon. As my good friend watches helplessly, let your soul be dispersed! Si Wangs grip tightened yet again. A powerful blast of qi surged toward Hui.

Hui instantly activated his talismans. One after another, the barriers shattered. Five, ten, twenty, thirty! The barriers burst one after another, letting the force through to the next layer. At layer forty, the qi blast stopped, at last, and Hui let out a sigh of relief. Thank goodness! Any further, and I would have started scribbling new talismans!

What? You werent trapped? Si Wang asked, startled.

Without hesitating, Hui swung on his broken neck and donkey-kicked Si Wang in the nuts with the full force of his fifth-stage cultivation. Si Wang crumpled, releasing his hold, and Hui slipped out. Head bouncing on his broken neck, he hurtled to the reapers side and ducked behind her, peeking out from around her hips like a spooked schoolchild. One hand propped his drooping head up. Elder Sister! Help!

I could try faking soul-death rather than activating my barriers and escaping but Elder Sister is right here! Theres no need to reveal all my playing dead cards before I have to. Next time, I might not have an Elder Sister to run to, and then Ill have to rely on my soul-death-faking skills. A wise man holds a tactic in reserve!

The reaper laughed, looking down at Si Wang as he whispered curses, still curled around his sensitive parts. You fool. This idiot plays dead for fun, at the slightest provocation. What made you think that killing him would effect his mental state at all? He practically spent more of his life dead than alive! He was an expert at death long before he died.

Stupefied, Si Wang stared at Hui.

In the middle of reattaching his head to his neck, Hui caught his gaze. He shifted, embarrassed, and used his hands to turn his head down to look at his feet. Ah Elder Sister praises me too much! I only played dead a few times, just a few times. Im hardly an expert.

Si Wang blinked. A vein throbbed in his forehead. Is that something you say humbly? Is that something to consider praise?

Just a few hundred times, the reaper retorted.

No, no. Youre being too kind, far too kind.

Si Wang backed away, licking his lips. Im supposed to be the madman here, but Ive clearly been outclassed. Perhaps I should just go