Chapter 516: Useless Thoughts

Chapter 516: Useless Thoughts

Hui adjusted his neck one last time. Experimentally, he circulated the crystallization technique. Im not in my true body, but between plant and crystal, this body, forged from the stone of the Underworld, is surely closer to crystal.

That, and the plant technique relies on life qi. Life qi which I no longer have. I hope its stored in my body, and not lost ah, Id have to cultivate for so long to make up for the lost life qi if I didnt hold onto it!

His stone body resonated with the crystallization technique. Crystals grew between his severed neck and his body, connecting the two together. Hui carefully lowered his hands, and his newly reset head stayed put. He let out a held breath. Thank goodness, it worked. Id hate to have to walk around holding my neck like some kind of bizarre monster or undead from now on.

The reaper glanced at Hui. Seeing that hed resolved his physical issue, she turned back to Si Wang. Youre no longer a reaper, but merely a wandering ghost. By my authority, I can return you to the Underworld at any time.

And then what? Your Underworld cant hold me. It cant hold anything. More holes than a sieve, more flimsy than an abandoned shed. How pitiful the once-noble Underworld has become! Si Wang mocked, unintimidated.

Ah, well, thats true. Ive certainly taken advantage of that, Hui thought, carefully keeping his face neutral.

If youd quietly enter the cycle of reincarnation rather than clinging on after you were disgraced, perhaps some of that might heal, the reaper said quietly, her voice extremely calm.

But why would I do that, when theres so much fun to be had up here? Si Wang asked.

The reaper folded her arms. Fun, like shattering the souls of mortals for no reason?

Haaa, you still assume the worst every time you see me, Si Wang said, shaking his head.

Is this not your doing? the reaper replied, still stonefaced.

Si Wang suddenly grinned. He leaped into the air, making a quick handsign as he did. A square-shaped barrier leaped up around the reaper and Hui. The earth shook, and incense burners and pale bones exuding an ancient aura appeared from beneath the ground, marking the edges of the barrier from the outside. I never said it wasnt. But its still true that you assume the worst!

The reaper drew her sword and jumped forward, slashing at the barrier. Her blade rebounded off its walls. The barrier stood strong, without so much as a scratch.

Who knows a reaper better than a reaper? That barrier should hold you for long enough for me to escape! Si Wang cackled. He turned to go.

Wait, Elder Brother! Hui shouted, running to the wall.

What? Si Wang asked, looking over his shoulder.

Huis eyes sparkled. This barrier, how does it work? If I can trap the reaper, then I can go even further in faking death! How wonderful. What an amazing technique!

Obviously Im not going to tell you, Si Wang said, frowning.

I dont know.

Hui tilted his head and grinned cheekily. Is he jealous?

The reaper peeked open an eye. Silence.

Hui closed his eyes again. His thoughts ran wild. Elder Sister doesnt want to talk about him. Elder Brother is jealous of me. Could it be? Did Elder Martial Brother and Elder Martial Sister once have a secret romance?

Ahhh, how bittersweet! How romantic! Two souls, meeting only after death, fated to fall in love yet unable to act on it with their fierce boss Zhu Diyu looking on, afraid to separate into the cycle of reincarnation where they might never see each other again.

If only Ying Lin was here. Shed love this.

Her eyes still shut, the reaper twitched. My hand grows itchy.

Eh, Elder Sister! Hui said. She isnt reading my thoughts or watching my face is she reading my energy to tell that Im busy coming up with totally reasonable ideas? Is it really that obvious?

Or is it just that Elder Sister is too sensitive? Too sensitive to me? Hmm, maybe Elder Brother is correct to be jealous

Stop thinking useless things and meditate.

Yes, yes, Hui said, nodding.

He peeked at the reaper, then quietly began to circulate his cultivation again, faster and faster, pushing it toward sixth stage. Elder Sister keeps interrupting my cultivation. Lets see if shes doing it deliberately. Shes just told me to cultivate, after all. If she stops me well, thats a smoking gun.

Though on the other hand, she might not, to avoid tipping her and Zhu Diyus hand. Maybe shes willing to allow me to ascend to sixth stage, but will protest to me ascending any further.

Qi swirled toward Hui. He breathed evenly, circulating it in and out. It came too slowly for him to enter the stage of his cultivation melting.

He scowled. Dammit. I forgot. I can only cultivate death qi now. Theres some around, thanks to all these bodies, but the barriers blocking most of it. I cant possibly cultivate to the next level with this little qi.

He peeked at the reaper. Is that why she let me cultivate? She already knew I couldnt progress? Vicious, how vicious.

Behind the reaper, something moved. Hui glanced at it on instinct.

A wall of mud towered on the horizon. At the very top of it, Si Wang laughed, his arms raised high.

Hui bolted to his feet. Elder Sister!