Chapter 517: Mud Falls, Everyone Dies

Chapter 517: Mud Falls, Everyone Dies

The reaper looked over her shoulder, then stood, turning. She scowled. Si Wang! What are you attempting to do?

Si Wang laughed, not listening. The paper strips on his hat whirled on the breeze, his tattered black robes flying. Bury them! Bury them all!

Elder Sister, is there any meaning to this? Cant we return directly to the Underworld or in the worst case, cant you stomp the mud away again? Hui asked.

The reaper nodded. I can.

Cultivators dont need to breathe, and these bodies particularly dont have any need for breath. He can try to smother us, but its meaningless, Hui said.

Yes, the reaper said.

Hui frowned at the wave of mud, then looked at the reaper again. Is he plotting something, or?

She wrinkled her nose. Who knows.

Taking a deep breath, Hui looked the reaper in the eye. Elder Sister, you might call it useless, but please answer me honestly. Are you and that man lovers, ex-lovers, fated lovers, unaware of one anothers affections, or otherwise romantically entwined or inclined?

These kinds of illogical actions only happen around tragic romances in my novels! Killing a village for no reason could it be, to gain Elder Sisters attention? Holding me hostage could it be, because I might attract Elder Sisters eye? Trapping us here could it be, to tie down Elder Sisters heart? Hitting us with mud, could it be

to get Elder Sister dirty so she has to remove her clothes? Ah, no! Its too possible. Its such a basic romance trope. Oh no, the man or woman I love is dirty, take off your robes and wear mine instead, isnt that how it always goes?

All these illogical actions make sense if you assume hes in love with Elder Sister, and has a romance protagonists way of handling his love!

Next thing I know, one of us is going to get poisoned somehow, and if the poison can be resolved the way those tragic romance poisons can only ever be resolvedthat is, by vigorous nighttime exercises, Id really like to know in advance, okay?

Whenever a side character like me takes on that kind of poison, the fatality rate is far too high! The main characters can get away with vigorous exercise, but us side characters can only stare into the dark chasm of death in the background! If were lucky, the romance-entwined characters might remember us with love as they get happily married.

This small Hui doesnt want that! Not at all! To think, even after I founded a harem, I still got entwined as a side character in someone elses romance! Ahh, my soul will surely be dispersed soon if I stick around this Si Wang and reaper duo!

The reaper snorted dryly. Not at all.

Aura suddenly burst out of the mud. Hui snapped around.

Resentment. Dont let it taint you, the reaper whispered. She waved her hand lightly, and a barrier sprung up around her.

What happens if it does? Hui asked, suddenly nervous. Ive come into contact with it once already I even absorbed some! Dont tell me its poisonous, Elder Sister!

Eh, well then again, death qi and rot qi are poisonous to most cultivators. I havent felt any ill effects.

She shook her head. Her eyes lifted to Si Wang overhead.

He went mad from resentment? His own, or this external boiling heat? Hui wondered. A second later, he frowned. But if he went mad from resentment, why cleave all these souls into disparate souls and create more resentment? Misery loves company? Or is there something else going on here?

Is there anything we can do about the resentment? Any way to dispel it? Hui asked.

The reaper snorted. If it was so easy, would I be so helpless against it?

Fair point, I suppose, Hui thought, shrugging.

Flicking his sleeve, he activated his barriers. Gold-black light swirled around him. The two colors mixed together, the same as they had in his dantian. Something resonated in his soul at the sight of it, and Hui took a short breath. My Dao. Something about this I need to meditate on it!

Er, not now. But Ill hold this thought for later!

Subtly, Hui rubbed his hand against itself, forming a white lotus seed. With a flick of his finger, a tiny hole opened in the barrier, and he dropped it into the mud.

I still feel like I can talk to these resentment demons. If I can talk to them, maybe we can clear up their resentment!

And uh, worst case Ill just point them at the Eight Tiers Palace and give the Eastern Alliance something to worry about other than causing trouble in the Southern Sect Conference. Besides, isnt it likely that this resentment is built up by Si Wang, when he massacred this village? The resentment demon will immediately attack Si Wang, and we can resolve this without ever having to take action! Excellent, excellent.

The mud poured down into the bowl the reaper had carved out of the ground. Frothing and roaring, it smashed into the first row of houses and leveled them. Street by street, it swept through the town, swallowing up bodies and structures alike. Stones flew, blasting past Hui and the reaper. Hui ducked, raising his hands over his head as a tile hurtled over him.

Arise! Si Wang shouted.

The mud slammed into the barrier that enclosed Hui and the reaper. It overturned the anchor bones and snuffed out the incense. The barrier winked out. Hungry, the wave of mud lunged for Hui and the reaper, maw gaping high over their heads.