Chapter 245: Sending an Old Man Home Is the Responsibility of the Police!

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Chapter 245: Sending an Old Man Home Is the Responsibility of the Police!

"I already said I didn't do it on purpose!" The bruised Kawaki shouted, "No matter what, I can't take the initiative to touch your Oppai! Although I really like the Great Oppai, it is definitely not yours!"

"What kind of perverted speech is that!" Tsukuyo kicked Kawaki away again and scolded, "Don't you feel ashamed to talk about this on the street?! Don't you feel shy?!"

"No, if I don't even dare to say what I like, I will never be considered a man!" Kawaki retorted as he got up.

"I will never consider a man someone like you! Who would expose their fetishes on the streets?! Are you an idiot? An absolute idiot!" Tsukuyo cursed.

"Well, stop arguing," Turtle Hermit on the side came out to smooth things out, "Actually, I think this little brother is right. If you don't even dare to say what you like, you really can't be considered a man."

Hearing this, Tsukuyo quieted down. But after hearing Turtle Hermit's next words, Tsukuyo couldn't help but flip out again.

Turtle Hermit raised a finger and said, "Actually, I don't just like Oppai! I even like butt! I like it the most! Oppai and butt of young ladies!"

"You are just a pure perverted old man!" Kawaki and Tsukuyo shouted at the same time.

At the same time, the noise of Kawaki on the street attracted the attention of Toshiro and Sogo, who were patrolling the street.

"Hey, is it you again? Why are you making so much noise on the street?" Toshiro approached with a cigarette in his mouth. After seeing the person who made the noise clearly, he curled his lips in disdain, "If you continue to quarrel like this, I'll bring you back to the station for the crime of obstructing public transportation."

"Boss, what a coincidence." Sogo raised his hand and greeted Kawaki.

"It's you guys! Sogo-kun and V-shaped bangs." Kawaki raised his hand and greeted the two of them.

"Can you properly remember the names of other people?" Toshiro could not help but curse.

"Right!" Kawaki suddenly thought of something and directly pushed Turtle Hermit in front of Sogo and Toshiro, "Then I'll leave this old man to the two of you. Sending the lost old man home is the responsibility of the police."

"Amazing, boss," Sogo praised, "Where did you pick up this turtle?"

"I didn't pick him up," Kawaki explained as he pointed at Tsukuyo, "Tsukki was the one who picked him up, so I'll have to trouble the two of you to send him back."

"That might be the case, but where should we send him?" Sogo asked in confusion.

"To the Shueisha Office, of course," Kawaki replied without hesitation, "Those people always have a way to get him back."

After hearing this, Toshiro, who was at the side, instantly burst out with blue veins and cursed, "We can't do that kind of thing at all! Tell us where the Shueisha Office is first, bastard!"

"How would I know?" Kawaki waved his hand impatiently, "In any case, this is the responsibility of the police, right? Hurry up and take him away. Don't bother me anymore."

"You sure know how to get rid of him!" Toshiro cursed, "Shinsengumi isn't in charge of the Dragon Ball World either!"

"It sounds interesting, doesn't it?" Sogo narrowed his eyes and said with a smile. Then he looked at Turtle Hermit and said, "As long as you use Kamehameha to send the mayonnaise madman over there, I will send you back to your original world."

"Really?" Turtle Hermit was puzzled, "But it is indeed time to go back. Although the women in this world are also good, I still miss the young ladies in my world more." Cheêck out latest novels at novelhall.com

"Ah, really," Sogo said with a smile.

"Then come on!" Turtle Hermit directly tore his clothes as he spoke and assumed a posture, "Ka me ha... me..."

Suddenly, Kawaki reacted. He put down his binoculars and looked at Tsukuyo, whose face had turned red once again and eyes into a mosquito coil. His face twitched.

"That... Actually, this is also an accident..." Kawaki explained with sweat all over his face.

"Where are you touching?!" Tsukuyo threw Kawaki into the sea, "And why do you carry binoculars with you? How many of your hobbies do you want to expose?"

...

"Speaking of which, why would the people from the Dragon Ball World come to our world, boss?" Sogo sat on the ground, puzzled, "Although they are all Shueisha's works, isn't this too ridiculous?"

Hearing this, Kawaki looked at Turtle Hermit, who was still looking at the beach with a binocular, "Anyway, according to the old man's explanation, it seems that something like a space-time rift suddenly appeared. But according to my guess, it should be that Mr. Akira Toriyama accidentally knocked over the ink when he was drawing the original manuscript. Then all kinds of unexpected things happened."

"So that's how it is." Sogo nodded.

"Really, each and every one of them will cause trouble for others," Toshiro muttered disdainfully, "Now the production team doesn't know who to send to apologize."

"That kind of thing doesn't matter anymore," Kawaki waved his hand indifferently, "Moreover, we can be considered to be helping others out. Perhaps Akira Toriyama-sensei will even thank us."

"I hope so." Toshiro sighed.

"Speaking of which, Boss, do you like the female character in Dragon Ball?" Sogo asked, "I think the boss should like No. 18 with his personality."

"How is that possible?" Kawaki waved his hand, "If I have to choose, I will definitely choose Bulma. She is beautiful and rich. After marriage, I just have to stay at home. I don't have to worry about money at all. That feeling is the best."

"You just want to stay at home and play games!" Tsukuyo commented mercilessly from the side.

"It's still Tsukki who understands me," Kawaki praised, "My goal in this life is to stay in my room forever and never go out!"

Sogo, "..."

"Speaking of which, what about Sogo-kun? Who is the character you like?" Kawaki asked.

"Of course, it's parallel world No. 18," Sogo replied.

"Huh? Why?" Kawaki asked doubtfully, "That woman doesn't have a good impression of humans at all."

"Because I feel a sense of accomplishment when I train her." Sogo said with a sly smile, "I feel that it will be very interesting."

"You are right," Kawaki replied with a smile.

"Hey, one of these two people is darker than the other." Toshiro murmured, then looked at Tsukuyo beside him and asked, "It's really hard for you to be with this super S every day."

"No, I can't say that it's hard." Tsukuyo lightly puffed out a cloud of smoke and casually replied.

"Eh?! Really?!" Toshiro was surprised, "I have a very hard life with that S every day, but you did not?! How did you do it?!"

"Of course..." As she spoke, Tsukuyo took out a few kunai that emitted a cold light from her bosom...

"Ah, I understand," Toshiro replied expressionlessly.