Chapter 246: Ryugujo: 3

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Chapter 246: Ryugujo: 3

"Ah~ So slow~" Kawaki lay on the deck, bored, "How long will it take to get to the southern island? I really want to play games..."

"Indeed, so slow..." Sogo was also lying on the deck with his legs crossed. However, he suddenly thought of something and sat up abruptly. He looked at Kawaki and asked, "By the way, can I really send Master Roshi back to the small island."

"I don't know, even if you ask me." Kawaki waved his hand and casually replied, "Wasn't it suggested by V-shaped bangs? "Since you want to send him back, you can only send him back to the small island." Isn't that what V-shaped bangs said?"

"It's really troublesome," Toshiro, who was cooking at the side, couldn't help but spit. Then, he raised his hand and looked at the two sticks of grilled fish that were filled with mayonnaise, "Hey, you guys! Do you want to eat?."

"Hijikata-san, you're the only one who likes to eat that kind of dog food." Sogo looked at Toshiro and replied.

"What did you say?!" Toshiro instantly exploded.

"I don't need it either." Kawaki waved his hand and said impatiently.

"Old people should eat properly when it's time to eat." Master Roshi put down the binoculars in his hands and walked over to Toshiro. He then picked up a grilled fish that was covered with mayonnaise from the grill "Thank you so much, little brother with dead fish eyes."

"Just call me Toshiro." Toshiro scratched his head and said with some embarrassment.

"Thank you, Toshiro." With that, Master Roshi put the grilled fish into his mouth, took a bite, and began to eat.

"Do you want some?" Toshiro grabbed mayonnaise's grilled fish with one hand and continued to eat, while his other hand picked up another skewer and handed it to Tsukuyo, "It's very delicious."

"Oh... thank you..." Tsukuyo thanked him as she looked at the grilled fish covered in mayonnaise in her hand. Then, she looked at Toshiro and Master Roshi, who was eating with relish. In the end, Tsukuyo decided to give it a try...

The result was... Tsukuyo and Master Roshi were lying on the railing and vomiting for a good while.

"Don't eat dog food of unknown origin," Kawaki patted Tsukuyo and Master Roshi's backs at the same time, "The sea has been polluted by you. The sea will be angry."

"By the way, boss," Sogo came over and pointed to a small raft on the sea not far away, "We seem to have met an acquaintance."

"Who?" Kawaki was puzzled. At the same time, he looked in the direction Sogo pointed, "It's them!"

...

At the same time, on the small raft...

"A long, long time ago~ Urashima~."

"After a sea turtle who loves to take pictures was caught~."

"He takes them to the Ryugu Palace~."

Kagura sat at the front of the raft with an umbrella and hummed her own song excitedly.

Gintoki sat behind Kagura. The short middle-aged man behind Gintoki was rowing a boat with a turtle shell on his back. He wore glasses and a mole on the left side of his nose. His name was Kamenashi. He was a turtle from Ryugu Palace.

Shinpachi sat at the end of the boat, his face also full of excitement.

"No, this Kamenashi-san is just an ordinary turtle," Shinpachi explained.

"We are going to Ryugu Palace to spend our summer vacation-aru!" Kagura shouted excitedly.

"Ryugu Palace?" Kawaki was a little confused and then waved his hand with a look of disapproval, "Stop joking; how could there be such a thing."

Toshiro snorted with a cigarette in his mouth, "Yes, yes, how could there be such a thing? You are most likely deceived by a turtle from somewhere."

"No, no, there really is!" Kamenashi, on the side, was anxious and quickly defended, "I am the messenger of Ryugu Palace!"

"But then again, what are you guys doing in this place?" Gintoki curled his lips in disdain, "You even brought a suspicious-looking old turtle? Don't tell me you guys want to go to Ryugu Palace for summer vacation like us?"

"So didn't you say it all?" Kawaki replied, "It should be to send Master Roshi to his small island."

"There must be a limit to how much you want to joke," Gintoki waved his hand dismissively, "How is that possible?"

"No, boss," Sogo pointed at Master Roshi and explained, "This is the real Master Roshi. He just used the real Kamehameha."

"Huh?! Really?!" Gintoki twitched his eyes as he looked at the little old man on the speedboat with his hands behind his back.

"Then, I won't disturb you." Kawaki smiled and said, "The next time we meet, I will definitely say that I have become a Super Saiyan! Bye, Gintoki!"

"Wait a minute!" Gintoki raised his hand and shouted, "Pay a little attention to me, bastard! Why did Old Master Roshi come to our world?! Explain to me clearly!"

"It seems to be because Akira Toriyama-sensei accidentally knocked over the ink when he was drawing the original manuscript," Kawaki explained with his chin propped up, "So there was a space-time crack or something like that."

"How is that possible for that kind of thing to happen!" Gintoki cursed, "Why would a space-time crack appear when you just knock over the ink?! It's completely incomprehensible, bastard!"

"That's right," Kawaki replied with a smile, "To be honest, I don't really understand it, but it doesn't matter!"

"It doesn't matter?" Shinpachi asked doubtfully.

"Ah! It doesn't matter!" Kawaki said excitedly, "Master Roshi said that if we send him back, he will definitely teach us Kamehameha! Then, bye bye, Kagura-chan, Gintoki!"

With that, the small speedboat Kawaki was on sped off, leaving Gintoki and the others' raft far behind.

...

"Gin-chan," Kagura tugged at the corner of Gintoki's clothes and said with some disappointment, "I also want to learn Kamehameha."

"How could there be that kind of thing?" Gintoki curled the corners of his mouth in disdain, "I think they were tricked by that old turtle."

"But that old turtle is really exactly the same as Old Master Roshi, Gin-san." Shinpachi said expressionlessly, "This is really bad, Gin-san. Something big is definitely going to happen to the production team, Gin-san. Maybe the fans of the Dragon Ball will complain, Gin-san."

"That idiot..." Gintoki gritted his teeth and muttered.

However, just as he finished speaking, Gintoki heard the sound of the engine coming closer and closer behind him. He subconsciously looked back and saw a huge yacht quickly approaching. The two people standing on the deck of the yacht seemed to be somewhat familiar...