The old bastard taught Ye Lingtian many things, such as killing people, such as medical skills, but he didn't let Ye Lingtian go to school for further studies, let alone how to get along with others. A lot of knowledge was developed by Ye Lingtian by carrying forward the spirit of self-reliance. As for the method taught by the old bastard, if it is exposed by the media, it will not be as simple as a wolf father or a beast master. It is estimated that people with a little bit of conscience in the world will drown that bastard with saliva.
Facing Tan Yunfang's ridicule, Ye Lingtian shrugged his shoulders, and said helplessly: "Master, I have no knowledge and culture, and my brain is limited in fighting power. I really can't come up with a reason for being too tall. I can only tell the truth."
"In the future, don't tell everyone that you have no knowledge or culture. It is not an honor to read less." Tan Yunfang shook her head and looked at Ye Lingtian lovingly. She is very satisfied with this "son" who popped out of nowhere , at least much better than his bastard master.
"It's not that you don't know, I'm a well-known and honest young gentleman, I can't tell lies." Ye Lingtian didn't take Tan Yunfang's warning seriously.
"Don't take what I said seriously, it's inappropriate to say it now." Tan Yunfang smiled strangely, and handed the file bag to Ye Lingtian, "Your cover-up has already been done, and you will report it tomorrow morning."
Concealing his identity? Ye Lingtian blinked and looked at Tan Yunfang: "Why do you want this?"
"Of course you need this. Judgment is not a task every day. Besides, it is difficult and stressful. Having the identity of soy sauce is good for regulating nervous nerves." Tan Yunfang smiled kindly, looked at Ye Lingtian, and said softly, "It's like I am the head of the ruling, and I disguise my identity as a lieutenant general in the military."
Ye Lingtian weighed the file bag in his hand, and said with a chuckle: "Master, can you stop this cover-up? You also saw that I was able to play this game today. What is it that relies on it? It relies on calming down, cultivating energy and focusing on cultivation. To cover up one's identity for no reason, isn't it just multiple layers of restraint?"
Tan Yunfang had expected that Ye Lingtian would say this, and said: "Cultivation requires concentration, which is true, but the necessary experience will also increase comprehension. "Nine Heavens Xuanxuanjue" is an inner strength method. If you talk about concentration and cultivation, you bastard Master has worked harder than you, what is the result? To tell you the truth, he was much worse than you when he was in your age group..."
"That's because I'm a genius and he's a mediocre." Ye Lingtian said very low-key.
Tan Yunfang's head was full of black lines, and she said angrily: "The old bastard is more genius than you! Otherwise, I wouldn't have followed his way! Don't interrupt my mother! Can we still have a pleasant conversation!"
Ye Lingtian shrugged his shoulders and continued to listen to Tan Yunfang's nonsense.
"Later, I compared your experience with his, and found that the biggest difference between you is that you are very capable of tossing!" Tan Yunfang knocked on the table, and continued to publish a long speech about cultivation, "Cultivation is like cultivating the Tao, and many people are suitable for staying away from the world of mortals and recuperating in the mountains. , There are also some Taoists who live in seclusion in the city. With your current personality, if you are thrown into the deep mountains and old forests, you may not be able to achieve any results, so the necessary experience is necessary."
Without practice, there is no right to speak. Old aunt, you speak clearly and logically, and your cultivation base is not very high.
Seeing that Ye Lingtian still didn't take it seriously, Tan Yunfang said patiently: "Maybe you are dismissive of my words now, but in the years of adjudication, I have seen many rare masters. Many of them have mediocre cultivation. After my scientific analysis of this, proper experience is beneficial and harmless to the improvement of the cultivation base, so each team member in the ruling has a corresponding concealment identity, and the facts have proved that this choice is correct. In fact, the foundation is much worse, and many people were selected and eliminated from Wumen. But the speed at which their cultivation base improves is no less than that of Wumen."
Practicing this thing can also carry out scientific research, Ye Lingtian has to admit that this teacher's wife is much more creative than the old bastard.
"After all, the task of completing the adjudication is our main business, so this side job of making soy sauce is very leisurely. As long as you don't like to pretend to be slapped, it is almost the same as not having a job under normal circumstances. To put it bluntly, it is used to cover up your identity. It is for the safety and privacy of the judging team members, and the second is to gain more popularity and increase life experience." Tan Yunfang smiled slightly and said, "As for where you live, you live in the same unit building as me, just downstairs from me. It was packed a few days ago."
"You packed it a few days ago, why didn't you let me live there?" Ye Lingtian's mouth twitched, "Master, I spent hundreds of dollars in the Hawaiian Hotel."
Tan Yunfang felt that even God couldn't stop this guy from being stingy, so she said angrily, "That house is a dowry for Shuanghua, I have to give her an explanation if you go in and live there."
"Dowry? Is this the dowry you gave to Shuanghua?" Ye Lingtian swallowed, old aunt, you are too out of tune, anyway, you are also a lieutenant general, and the head of the ruling, the dowry for your daughter is just a house? How can you be ashamed? Say it! That's right! Don't say anything, my daughter has been so instigated for so many years, and I, Gasser's "pro-son", probably can't even touch a copper coin.
Tan Yunfang sighed quietly, and said: "The finances of the ruling are very tight, you are not unaware of it, in addition, Tianhai housing prices are obviously out of proportion to the economic income, especially the unit buildings on the campus of Tianhai University, every inch of land is very expensive, so you can give it to Shuang. The dowry prepared by Hua is almost what I have saved all my life from living frugally."
"Master, the social issue you mentioned is too serious, shall we take it easy?" Ye Lingtian quickly changed the subject.
The old aunt is crying poor in a different way, and then follow her train of thought and continue to talk about it. Who knows if she will bring up topics such as funding. At that time in Jinghai, I have already deeply appreciated the skill of the old aunt in extracting oil. . Hey, that old bastard who forgets about sex, you didn't even make his stomach bigger, and it's a fucking loss to spend one billion a year.
Tan Yunfang glanced at Ye Lingtian meaningfully, and said lightly: "Look, it scares you, my old lady knows your consciousness, and won't let you post a verdict on the bar, but the ugly words come to the fore, Shuanghua logically says that you are a girl, and now her The wedding room is for you, after she gets married, you can't just forget about it, and when it's time to bleed, you have to let it go fearlessly, or if you become an uncle in the future, your nephews will look down on you."
"Master, can I live in this house?" Ye Lingtian scratched his head and said, "Actually, I still think the Hawaiian Hotel is more suitable for me."
Tan Yunfang took out the map from the drawer, pointed to the location of the train station, and said, "Shuanghua will pick you up. It took more than an hour from the train station to Tianhai University, and it took more than two hours to go back and forth. You have to go to school three days a week." In other words, it takes seven or eight hours to waste on the road. This is even worse during the rush hour when the traffic is smooth! In addition, the environment of the train station is noisy. How can the environment of Tianhai University be as good? The place where you work is far from where you live It's a ten minute walk from the place…”
Ye Lingtian blinked, looked at Tan Yunfang and said, "Master, my place of work is at Tianhai University, isn't it the ruling headquarters?"
"Of course not." Tan Yunfang rolled her eyes, "Do I dare to have your quality?"
"That's working at Tianhai University?" Ye Lingtian swallowed, and admired from the bottom of his heart, "Tianhai University is indeed the best comprehensive university in China, and even the cleaning staff are so awesome, they only work three days a week. It's much more relaxed than when I was in the president's office of the Qin Group."
"Of course it's easier than that. You only have six classes a week, and your working hours will not exceed five hours." Tan Yunfang looked at Ye Lingtian with a smile.
The working time is less than five hours, this job is good! Ye Lingtian thought happily, but in an instant, his facial muscles began to cramp, and he looked at Tan Yunfang like looking at a monster: "Master, you won't let me go to Tianhai University Should I be a teacher in the affiliated kindergarten? This is absolutely not possible, with my quality, those children will not be taught badly by me?"
"You have changed the map now, why are you still a cleaner? The audience will get tired of it. Of course, you are not a kindergarten teacher. With your appearance, children at that stop can be frightened into crazy. No matter how courageous my mother is, I have to be a little bit crazy. Conscience, I can't let you destroy the flowers and bones of the motherland!" Tan Yunfang rolled her eyes and said, "You conceal your identity as a professor at the School of Traditional Chinese Medicine of Tianhai University, leading college students, and the specific course is the history of Chinese medicine."
Ye Lingtian felt that the golden light in front of his eyes was shining brightly, and he almost fainted. He pointed at himself and then at Tan Yunfang. After a long time, he shouted with a trembling voice: "Master! You cheated me! No! You cheated a college student! I, my junior high school diploma Bought by his mother, it’s at this level, you want me to teach college students? They teach me about the same! Professor ****? What a fool! I mean, you can’t have cramps like this, can you rely on it?”
Tan Yunfang's face turned pale when Ye Lingtian robbed her of anger, she patted the table and said, "Little bastard, what are you screaming for? No big or small, I'm your teacher's wife!"
"You're my own grandma, so you can't play like this, professor?" Ye Lingtian circled back and forth in the office, "I don't even know all the Chinese characters, how can I teach you? Why don't you teach me a foreign language? Colleges are more reliable than this.”
"The School of Foreign Languages has no shortage of people, and there are still two associate professors in mechanized management and food hygiene engineering. Why don't you go there and fool around?" Tan Yunfang rolled her eyes and said angrily, "Do you have that ability?"
"Master, why don't you just let me go, or let me sweep the floor? Tianhai University is the highest institution in China, and it is well-known in the world. If a guy like me goes there, it may cause bad things in the world. Influence, where is the country facing?" Ye Lingtian was covered in goosebumps, and said in a good voice, "Can we change our identities?"
Tan Yunfang shrugged her shoulders, expressing her helplessness: "The only suitable identity is this, no longer Tianhai University, or go to Tianhai Stock Exchange, considering your education level, instead of letting you disrupt the financial market and cause economic recession, you should It’s better to mislead the children in the Chinese medicine college.”