Chapter 499

If Lao Tzu can cause China's economy to decline, then he will really become a god of decline. This is obviously nonsense, but Ye Lingtian will be even more dumbfounded if he really wants to go to the stock exchange, so he has evolved into a bitter vegetable, and he feels that the wheel of fate is about to come. Running over him, the ending of being smashed to pieces is unstoppable.

Being a university professor is so fucking shiny that it blinds him.

No wonder Tianhai University’s international ranking has dropped by a full ten places in the past few years. I guess it’s because of this kind of fun, right? I’m so talented that when I go to teach junior high school, everyone just shakes their heads. The university kills the proud son of the sky... It's a top-level institution! If the parents of those students knew the truth, they wondered if Tianhai University would be demolished. ***, Tianhai University is the birthplace of Chinese elites, and it claims to be an institution of higher learning that determines the future of China. This plot is too irresponsible and dishonest.

Ye Lingtian's hand holding the file bag was trembling, and he wanted to say a few words in front of Tan Yunfang, but he never wanted to be pushed back by Tan Yunfang's words. The original words were like this - you are afraid of being stupid, anyway, you are also a Yuanshen Pharmaceutical The person in charge, said that the Fuyuanshendan and Qiangtidan were all made by you. How solid is the medical foundation? Besides, you were not allowed to play clinical medicine. The course arranged for you was the history of traditional Chinese medicine. Can’t you just take the textbook and read it in class? Don’t tell me your mother, you can’t even read well!

Ye Lingtian really can't read well!

In Leng Shuanghua's dowry... In the wedding room, the thick "History of the Development of Chinese Medicine in Huaxia" was opened. Some words and sentences in it were really obscure, and Ye Lingtian had to take out the "Chinese-English Dictionary" and "Xinhua Dictionary" to compare them. To grasp the interpretation of this, even if you follow the script in class, you must have a similarity. Don't make typos and typos just open your mouth, and it will be embarrassing.

After finishing all this, Ye Lingtian just closed his textbook and expressed his strongest indignation towards Tan Yunfang's unreliable behavior: "Only my level is still teaching college students? This kind of crazy idea can only be thought of by you! * **, what evil did I do in my previous life to have such an incomprehensible teacher? Hey, it would be great if I didn’t change the map, how cool it would be to pretend to be aggressive in Jinghai, and pretend to be aggressive in Tianhai University. I... I really can’t pretend stand up!"

Fate is like rape, if you can't resist, you have to learn to enjoy it slowly. Ye Lingtian sighed helplessly. After another night of cultivation, he had a faint feeling that he was making great strides toward the peak of the second floor. He didn't know when he would make a breakthrough. good news.

Ye Lingtian slowly opened his eyes, drew the curtains, felt the intoxicating autumn wind, and looked at the proud man who was studying in the morning on campus, and shivered again.

Boom boom boom!

There was a knock on the door.

Well, my wife is going to take me to Tianhai University to report. Ye Lingtian picked up the portfolio, feeling weak and guilty.

In fact, with Ye Lingtian's age and qualifications, it is absolutely impossible to be a university professor at Tianhai University. It is extremely "lucky" that Ye Lingtian's surname is Ye, and there is a family of Chinese medicine practitioners in China also surnamed Ye. It is said that this family is a mess, so Tan Yunfang made Ye Lingtian's information as the Ye family, er, of course this Ye Lingtian has already been approved by Ye's family. They are just playing with medicine, so there is no need to go against the verdict. Therefore, Ye Lingtian is very lucky to be the descendant of Ye's family.

When I opened the door, it turned out to be a pure female college student.

I'm dizzy, there are female college students who want to play unspoken rules with me so soon? This behavior is too bad, I am not that kind of person!

The college girl in front of her is wearing pink sneakers, sky blue jeans that outline the graceful curves of her legs, a ruffled white shirt on her upper body, and a small cotton and linen suit that add a lot of color to her whole body. Her facial features are exquisite and her long hair flutters , The whole person is full of youth from top to bottom.

"Who are you looking for?" Ye Lingtian blinked and muttered angrily.

"My mother is looking for you!" The girl burst into foul language when she came up.

Damn, this voice sounds familiar! Ye Lingtian took a look and pointed at the girl's pretty face with trembling fingers: "You...you are Leng Shuanghua?"

"Nonsense, is it my mother or who?" Leng Shuanghua gave Ye Lingtian a hard look, "Hurry up and report to the Academic Affairs Office first, you still have classes later."

People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. I still can’t recognize a cold chick in clothes. Uh, the accurate expression is that yesterday’s tight leather jacket was too cool, and today I put on school clothes. The contrast is too strong and I can’t recognize it.

Ye Lingtian looked at Leng Shuanghua again, well, this outfit is still pleasing to the eye.

Leng Shuanghua pestered Tan Yunfang to confess her past experience last night, and finally knew that Ye Lingtian was really his "cheap" brother, but the place where this cheap brother lived was his future wedding room. Leng Shuanghua was very dissatisfied. There were various indications that this cheap big brother was really rich. He was worth tens of thousands of euros every minute. Buying a house in Tianhai University is not a trivial matter. A villa is Chinese cabbage for you , worthy of occupying my wife's wedding room?

Seeing Ye Lingtian coming out of the room, he was holding not only the thick "History of the Development of Chinese Medicine in China", but also the "Xinhua Dictionary" by the way. : "What are you doing with this thing? Are you out of your mind?"

"How do you talk? According to seniority, I'm your older brother. You have to respect elders! No matter how big or small!" Ye Lingtian rolled his eyes, and seeing Leng Shuanghua's face pale, he seemed about to go mad, and said, "Shuanghua, you too Don't stare! Don't tell me that you didn't pester my wife to ask questions last night! From a personal point of view, there is no doubt that I am your brother. In the judgment... Although you are the vice-captain, the strong are respected, and it is only me You beat Zhu Zhengyong to the ground yesterday so awesomely, you can't call me brother too much."

Leng Shuanghua squinted her eyes and glanced at him disdainfully. She couldn't understand what a hero Zheng Canghai was, why did he choose such a wretched guy as his apprentice? Of course, what made it even more difficult for her to accept was that with Ye Lingtian's virtue, How can the secular world stir up such a big flower, is it true that God has been absent from work recently? It can be seen that the "back door" incident has dealt a great blow to Ye Lingtian's heroic image.

"Which university professor have you ever seen bring "Xinhua Dictionary" in class?" Leng Shuanghua's mouth skills are obviously not as good as Ye Lingtian's, er, of course the gap in hands and feet is even bigger.

"You think I want to bring it?" Ye Lingtian shook his head, and said helplessly, "You should know that I spend most of my time abroad pretending to be a slap in the face, and being able to speak Huaxia fluently and even know a few words is already very impressive. , What should I do if I encounter words and sentences I don’t know in class? In fact, I am a talent who has mastered multiple foreign languages, so I should go to the School of Foreign Languages.”

Leng Shuanghua was taken aback, he didn't even know the words, you were sent by a monkey to make a joke, right? He took the "History of the Development of Chinese Medicine in Huaxia" from Ye Lingtian, and when he opened it, he was stunned. , pointing to the red phonetic part and said to Ye Lingtian: "You...you really don't know how to pronounce this word?"

"I know this medicinal material, but the name... Uh, don't look at me with frightened eyes. I'm not bragging. As for the medicinal materials in the Chinese Pharmacopoeia, I can feel them with my eyes closed. Of course, the name may be different. There are some problems." Ye Lingtian snatched the "History of the Development of Chinese Medicine in Huaxia" and said, "Now you understand how important it is to carry the "Xinhua Dictionary", right?"

Leng Shuanghua nodded, he really couldn't cover up this kind of semi-literate without holding the "Xinhua Dictionary", but wouldn't holding the "Xinhua Dictionary" write the three big characters of semi-literate on his face? All lost. The same is true for my mother. How can someone like this go to the Tianhai University School of Traditional Chinese Medicine as a professor? Even if you are a college student, you may not be qualified! This rhythm is too nonsense!

Leng Shuanghua snatched the "Xinhua Dictionary" from Ye Lingtian's hands, threw it on the table, and said, "Don't be ashamed, it really doesn't work, you don't know how to go to self-study?"

"Is that all right?" Ye Lingtian blinked.

"Why not?" Leng Shuanghua rolled his eyes and said, "When I'm in a bad mood, I go to self-study, and when I'm grading the final exam papers, I'll show some mercy, so I'll fuck everything up?"

Ye Lingtian shook his head: "Shuanghua, aren't you misleading my son?"

"Misunderstanding students? Damn, it's just you... at your level, bragging on the podium is the only way to mislead students! That will disturb the students' independent thinking!" Leng Shuanghua rolled his eyes, "This is Tianhai University, who can study here, how can there be any fools?"

Ye Lingtian thought about it carefully, what the fuck said was so true! So his tense nerves immediately relaxed, thinking about what Leng Shuanghua said, it made sense, but... what did this chick just say, is this chick also a professor? Damn! She can be a professor just because she is full of foul language? It's so fucking unreasonable!

"What do you teach?" Ye Lingtian asked while closing the door with black lines all over his head.

"Etiquette."

The words that popped out of Cherry's mouth made Ye Lingtian almost fall down the stairs.

"Can you teach etiquette?" Ye Lingtian's eyeballs had already popped out.

"Fuck, why can't I teach it?" Leng Shuanghuatong blushed furiously, pointing at Ye Lingtian's nose and scolded, "If someone like you can teach "History of the Development of Chinese Medicine in China", why can't I teach etiquette?" ? To tell you the truth, my wife was the best teacher selected by the students last year."

Ye Lingtian nodded, that's right! People like me have become professors. It's not uncommon for a dominatrix like you to teach etiquette, but God's setting is too fucking ridiculous, isn't it? The students of Tianhai University are so fucking sad Ah, thanks to the ruling that there are few members in Group C, there are too many of them. Wouldn't the proud son of China be saddened to death? What's wrong with the world!

Seeing Ye Lingtian tremble after taking two steps, Leng Shuanghua kicked his calf, and said angrily: "Fuck, can't you pay attention to your own image? With your cramped steps, do you look like a professor?" ?***, I don’t know how to write the four characters of being a teacher, at least you should know the image of etiquette, right? Stay away from my mother later, and walk with you, it’s a fucking embarrassment.”