After all, I have two legs for the fried chicken pinned in his waistband, and I know that well.
Dishes on the table, the waiter has not put the plate steady, a gust of wind volume cloud, two pairs of chopsticks dance together, wait for me to move forward, there is only a little soup left.
Serving food on the ground brings me despair again and again. I look at the waiter sorrowfully. I can't bear it, but it can only turn into thousands of pain and sadness alone.
I frowned: "give me two steamed buns, I dip in some soup."
This is a war with no smoke, but full of fragrance, seemingly harmonious on the surface, but hidden inside! They play a primitive impulse for food, which is a release of nature, is a transcendent liberation. I watched them eat so sweetly that I thought it was worth the money. It was better than eating with the leaders and packing the dishes to feed the cats.
"Master gen, you used to eat with me, but it's not like this. I only know you can eat, but at least you are reserved?" I'm a little suspicious of my eyes. I'm quite different.
"Fool, look at Zang Wu. These two tables are not enough for him to cram. I don't want to eat steamed bread with vegetable soup like you do!" Root is judging the situation, imposing.
Two tables soon in two people's efforts, brush only soup, I continue to work hard, began the CD-ROM action.
"Master, can I order another fried chicken? If I don't have one around my waist, I'm not sure. And you should remember that you still owe me two fried chicken legs. " Although Zang Wu's words touched my pain point, they were justified. The most important thing was his innocent eyes, just like two mung beans fell into a pimple. I really couldn't get angry with him.
Idiot, these two dishes are not worth those two fried chicken legs? Forget it. Take the Buddha to the West. So I ordered fried chicken, Zang Wu satisfied with the bag wrapped, stuffed into the waist, although separated by a layer of plastic bags, but I look too greasy.
Gen Zheng was full of food and drink. He touched his belly with one hand and picked his teeth with the other. He comforted me and said, "it's not for nothing. Let's go. Tonight, we won't go back to school. We should hurry to Binyang. It's not far from here."
"Why?" I don't know why.
"There's something that needs to be dealt with. As for you, just follow me to open your eyes. What's the money you earn? I'll share it with you at that time, or I can invite you back." Genzheng stood up and touched my head.
We took advantage of the night, came to Binyang County, casually find a small hotel to stay, I quickly wash clothes, tomorrow also have to see people, can't dress like just moved bricks on the construction site.
I didn't sleep well that night. Zang Wu was snoring like thunder. He always felt that this floor was almost destroyed. When Gao Chao was in court, he even had the illusion of machine gun "dudududu" shooting. Against the background of this kind of sound, I was dazzled and had a dream of machine gun fighting ghosts all night.
The next day, at dawn, we came to the family that needed our help.
We were received by a middle-aged woman with a little beauty and lingering charm. She asked us to sit down, make tea, and then cry there.
Her name is Li Meisu, a single parent family, and her daughter is Xiaodie. I don't know what's going on recently. Every night, Xiaodie makes a very dissolute and evil sound, and when she gets dressed before going to bed, she wakes up naked.
Li Meisu didn't know what was going on, but she was the only one in the child's room at night. At the beginning, due to her daughter's face, she did not dare to point it out directly, thinking that it might be her daughter who had a spring dream. If once or twice, but every night my daughter will be tossed to death, and the memory of the night is vague and blank. In the daytime, he had no strength and became weaker and weaker.
After that, she cried again. She managed to bring up the child. She saw that the child was about to grow up, but now something happened again, and there was nothing she could do about it. I'm sorry to send my child to my relative's house secretly to avoid the limelight. In case the ghost goes with me again and my relative hears the shameful voice at night, where should a girl's face go.
Gen and I are nodding our heads.
"What's the name? Auntie, can you learn? " Zang Wu is like a child. He is really confused.
The woman's face was flushed, and Gen was trying to make it right: "this child is not sensible, we all know." Then he knocked Zang Wu on the head again.
"It seems that this has nothing to do with the Internet?" I have some questions.
"Save who is not save, now life is closely related to the network, which event does not have the shadow of the network? Besides, do you think it's appropriate for such a girl to be raped by lusters? " Genzheng jumped up abruptly, almost to the ceiling. He is righteous and upright. He looks like a man of integrity. He also has the heroism of some heroes. To put it in a simple way, he is just like his daughter-in-law being bullied.
"OK, OK, we all listen to you, as long as the money is in place." I hastened to soothe his excitement.As soon as Li Meisu heard the words of money, she immediately took out 5000 yuan from her pocket and put it on the table: "masters, money is not a problem. As long as you can get rid of the evil spirits around the little girl, you can guarantee that you will not default on the final payment."
I reached for it and was snatched by Genzheng and stuffed into my pocket.
"Let's take a look at the environment at home first." With that, we got up and, under the leadership of Li Meisu, went around the rooms.
Although this family only has the mother to work hard, but looks actually appears very rich, finally we came to Xiaodie's room.
This is obviously a girl's boudoir, which is mainly pink. Almost all the furniture and furnishings are pink. Haiiokitty's objects are all over the corner, from bed to ballpoint pen, almost all of them. Moreover, there is the faint fragrance that only girls have in the room.
We looked around and found nothing unusual.
"Is the closet easy to open?" Gen was staring at the cupboard in the corner and suddenly asked.
Li Meisu hesitated for a while. Although it was still inconvenient, how could the girl's private object be seen by three men? At this time, she didn't care so much.
There are two closets. First, we open one, which is full of autumn and winter clothes, and some coats. Then we open the other, which makes us three look silly.
These clothes are almost all pink, with small underpants and transparent ones. They look as if they are not small in size. They look like Satin Pajamas, but they are a bit like fun underwear and miniskirts. They are really short enough. They are almost as wide as Zang Wu's belt. In addition, there are some silk stockings and so on. These are the things that can attract my eyes.
Zang Wu was even more motionless, and his eyes were wide open. I was afraid that I would damage the child, so I pushed him with my hand. Unexpectedly, he yelled to me excitedly: "master, look, there is such a big box of chocolate beans in it."
Er, when a child is innocent, he can't find out so many things that hurt his elegance. Let him keep his innocence as long as possible, and keep his psychology more conservative. No matter whether education is positive or negative, there is no way to grasp the impact on the child. Just like the sex education class in the school, I don't think it's necessary.
If you don't believe it, look at Zang Wu, how old he is, he still looks innocent. It's very good.
"And your daughter?" Gen Zheng seems to be a little out of control. He has to see this pink girl.
"She went to school. She had to study in the evening. She couldn't come back until nine o'clock." Li explained.
"Well, in order to expel ghosts, we have to hide in this room at night, and then wait until the ghosts show up at night. As the saying goes, "if you know yourself and know your enemy, you will be invincible in a hundred battles. At least we should see him and understand his attributes so that we can make further plans, or simply find the right opportunity to execute him on the spot." Genzheng said what he thought.
"This, this..." Li Meisu really hesitated this time. Several big men hid in her daughter's boudoir. In case of any accident to her daughter at night, she, a weak woman, could not control the whole situation.
"You can rest assured that you can have a look at our work permit. Besides, if you can find it, I'm introduced by my acquaintances. Besides, there are cameras installed in this room. How dare we mess about? Besides, we fight with ghosts head on, and we don't think about the mess, unless it's fatal. " Genzheng is the face of righteous words again, but I believe what he said this time.
"Well, you don't need to see your ID card, but can I see your ID card first?" Li Meisu made a request.
"Of course." Then the three of us took out our ID cards, and she made a simple record one by one.
"Where am I hiding?" Zang Wu seems very excited.
"You're so big, there's no place for you here. You'll stay downstairs at night. If the ghost escapes, I'll tell you the direction of escape, and you'll follow him. Don't lose him. " Gen Zheng ordered Zang Wu to nod his head, and the fried chicken around his waist moved.
"You don't have a network product like a computer?" I asked.
"No, for the sake of Xiaodie's study, I don't even have a TV network, let alone a tablet. Oh, there's only a mobile phone, and we'll have one for each of us. Is that ok?" Li Meisu suddenly remembered something.
"Intelligent?" Gen Zheng asked.
"Well, intelligent." Li Meisu nodded for sure.
"Let's see the details." Genzheng added, "there are some things you should say. Don't be shy about, such as what's wrong with your daughter recently, what's the enemy, or someone who has just died around you."
"My daughter has always been a good girl. She has no enemies. She has never blushed with her classmates. She has handled her relationship very well. Recently, it seems that no one around has died, and the neighborhood relationship is very good." Li Meisu thought for a while.
"You'll find a way to leave your daughter's mobile phone tomorrow. I want to see what's inside." Gen was holding his mouth with one hand just like a detective. Li Meisu nodded after listening.The three of us scattered out for a walk, agreed to eat together in the coarse restaurant at the gate of the community in the evening, and then implemented the action in the evening.
In the daytime, where can I find the suspected ghost? Maybe he has hidden away and will come out to commit the crime at night.
But I did see a few. One was hidden in the sewer and looked at me through the horizontal iron bar cover. Another was hidden in the innermost single room of the public toilet. The reason why I found him was that I just wanted to verify whether it was true that there was a ghost in the pit at the innermost part of the toilet.
The last one he found was hiding under his father's spicy string stall, playing pinball. It's probably the same as his previous life. It's not easy for adults, but also for children.
In the evening, the three of us sat down in the coarse food restaurant and ordered a few dishes casually. Talking about our harvest, Zang Wu and I both saw ghosts, but we didn't find anything more.
As an expert, Genzheng explained: "Xiaodie's residential area is a typical pan array knot, standing on the shady and sunny side. Moreover, the structure of the buildings in the residential area is also guided by experts. It is a lock array. It is very difficult for ghosts from other places to enter the residential area, but it is difficult for them to enter the residential area Ghosts are hard to exist because they have too much yang qi and Yin Qi. "
"I see. According to you, it means that this ghost must be an insider in this community?" I added with my own understanding.
"Well, it should be a ghost inside the community, and it should be a ghost whose anger is dissipating, or it should be to supplement Yin Qi." Gen is continuing to explain.
"Then I don't understand. How is it on TV, like the ghost of a beautiful girl, that all uses yang to supplement yin? How can we use Yin to replenish yin? " A question suddenly rose in my heart.
"I'm not very clear about the details. Everyone has his own strengths. To be honest, I haven't encountered such a situation." Genzheng shook his head.
"By the way, I almost forgot. Isn't there another big assessment tomorrow? It was announced at the exchange ceremony I suddenly remembered something.
"You cucumbers, what haven't you learned yet? What are you going to assess? Are a group of stupid leaders, blind arrangements, ignorance! I'll be responsible for your affairs. You'll be watching tomorrow. I'll go back to have a look and deal with your assessment by the way. " When he saw the leader, he felt angry.
"What about Zang Wu?" I asked again.
"He is not our organization at all, you may not know, he only obeys me." Gen Zheng said with confidence, Zang Wu nodded.
"Then we will get the honor point if we go back to exorcism this time?" Since I joined this organization, the problem has been that it has become a lot.
"You can't mention a word when you go back. I wanted to tell you at last that our work is private and has nothing to do with the organization, or you can understand it as helping to deal with problems between friends." Genzheng is really a monkey spirit. It seems that my time was a private work introduced to him by my master.
After thinking about it for a long time, I was just about to add vegetables, but there was only soup left on the plate. I poured the soup into the rice, at least a little salty.
After dinner, Zang Wu finds a grass to hide and guard. Gen Zhengzheng and I come to Xiaodie's house and start to hide. In Xiaodie's boudoir, there are only two places where people can hide, namely the wardrobe and under the bed.
Genzheng chose to hide under the bed for the convenience of action and easier access to the target, so I had to choose the wardrobe.
Which closet is it hidden in? Comrades, do you still need a choice? Of course, it's hidden in the wardrobe with autumn and winter clothes. There are many clothes in it, and it's easy to hide, but it's full, and the space is obviously not enough.
It's not bad for me. I can only hide in the wardrobe like a world of flowers, and then cover it with some bigger pajamas.
After the cupboard door was closed, I turned on the flashlight of my mobile phone and looked at the beautiful clothes with fragrance in front of me. This is the welfare of otaku!
But the woman fell into the pile of my clothes. I tasted and observed each one carefully, and finally satisfied the desire of peeping in my life. When I was in duty, I picked up a small pink underpants and slipped them into my pants pocket.
If you want to visit a scenic spot, you have to carve Braille. If you want to pass a corn field, you have to bring a corn! Steal, no, take this thing. What's the matter? Which law of the country says this kind of practice is guilty? I live in a healthy state, and my words are loud and clear.
Suddenly, a short message came up on the mobile phone: 5 underpants in the cupboard, 4 breasts, 3 miniskirts One less and I'll fire you!
I quietly hung my underpants on the hanger and followed Genzheng. There were pits everywhere. I didn't remember that clearly, but the boy was as precious as his family.