I really want to take off my underpants and change them. This number will be even, but I can make them for Xiaodie. It's too shabby. Forget it.
The gentleman did something and didn't do something. At the moment when his thoughts were shaken, including yesterday's love affair when he met a little girl in the valley, I didn't lose myself at last. I stopped my crime calmly. I want to praise myself!
After a while, Xiaodie came back. First of all, she opened the wardrobe to change clothes. I could see her good figure through the clothes.
After putting on her pajamas, she began to review her lessons and then went to bed.
Well, there's not even an impromptu program. It's OK to dance!
I looked around the room through the crack in the cupboard. There was no ghost in it. It seemed that it might come back after Xiaodie fell asleep in the middle of the night.
Li Meisu came in to see Xiaodie. The mother and daughter comforted each other a few words. When it comes to emotion, they even sobbed. Xiaodie is obedient and comforts her mother. Maybe she doesn't know what will happen at night. It's like having a nightmare.
The orphan and widowed, the ghost is really lack of eight generations of virtue, it is estimated that there is no good end to be a ghost.
Whether it's a thief or a murderer, including being a ghost, you should at least have your own code of conduct! For example, thieves can't steal hospital patients' life-saving money, can't steal poor families, murderers can't kill children, can't kill pregnant women (of course, I don't mean you can kill other people casually, please don't misunderstand), as ghosts, they should find a corner to hide, can't scare people, can't hurt people!
Soon, I heard Xiao die's slight and even snoring, which was not as loud as the crickets outside the window.
Another two hours later, I almost fell asleep. I looked at my watch. It was already 12 o'clock. Suddenly, a short message came from my mobile phone. It was Genzheng. There was only one line on it: ghost! Don't breathe out loud!
Did you really come? In order to hold my breath, I grabbed a pair of Xiaodie's underpants, covered my mouth and nose, and looked out through the tiny gap left in the wardrobe. Sure enough, a shadow was slowly approaching Xiaodie's bed.
This ghost thing should have floated in from outside the window. It was like a black fog. It floated slowly to Xiaodie's bed, and then slowly straightened up. However, it still floated in the air, like a piece of cloth, and slowly fell on Chuang without any trace.
Before long, Xiaodie suddenly sat up and began to take off her clothes. Because it was dark, I could only see a smooth shadow. If only I could make a light at this time, it would be attractive enough. After taking off, she slowly lay down.
Genzheng has not taken action yet. This NIMA is not a traitor. We have to catch him! Now when it's time to kill the ghost, you have to kill it. Even if it's finished, even if it can't be eliminated, you can't just watch the ghost do mischief. How can you have so much time to observe? It's really a critical moment to lose the chain.
The expected thing happened later. Xiaodie began to moan gradually. The sound became louder and louder. The bed was shaking up and down slowly, and the amplitude became more and more intense. If it was normal, I might react to this scene, but now, my heart is full of anger, a good girl let this dead thing harm like this.
It's like seeing your girlfriend under another man! The fire of anger has burned all over me!
I can't help it, but I don't have a weapon to weigh my hand. What's the use of it? All of a sudden, I think of the plot that is often staged in movies. It is said that child urine can drive away ghosts. As a senior boy, I'd like you to have a taste of it. It's more than 20 years old cellar original child urine!
But what do you use to pick up urine? If you use your hands, it's estimated that when you're finished urinating, you'll lose it. A rather tight chest, and then I began to pick a small water.
Such obscene behavior, if put in peacetime, let others see, can't scold to death me this dead pervert. Such disgusting behavior is despised by an open and aboveboard gentleman like me. But now, I can't manage so much. I'll be obscene if I'm obscene.
Although the chest summon seeped slowly, he managed to catch some, but it was not too late. He needed to attack immediately!
I rushed out directly and splashed at the shadow. I only saw a burst of fire in the dark, and the ghost cried.
I then jumped into bed, not to mention the good elasticity of the bed, I was bounced up, jumped very high, almost hit the roof. Now I don't have time to play trampoline. After falling, I beat the shadow with my hands full of urine. The ghost may have been so frightened by the sudden change that he was beaten for a long time before he ran away from the window.
"Look at you I'm not afraid to lose.
I knelt down on Chuang and suddenly felt something was wrong. I just patronized the ghost, but I didn't care about Xiaodie on Chuang. At this time, I saw Xiaodie lying under me, and I was sitting on his two thighs, this position I'm a gentleman. How can I take advantage of others' danger like that ghost?I quickly stood up and covered xiaodielu's body with the sheet.
But after waiting for a long time, I didn't see Gen crawling out from under the bed. Was the boy scared to pee? I yelled again, but I didn't see any movement.
The distance between the bottom of the bed and the ground is very narrow, which can accommodate one person to lie down. I pulled Genzheng's leg from under the bed and pulled him out.
It turns out that the boy has fainted. Have you never seen the world so much? Have you been scared to faint? Not really.
After a careful look, I found that there was a big swelling on his forehead. It turned out that he was knocked unconscious.
I pinched one of his people, then poured some cold water on his face, and he woke up.
"How did you faint? And on your head... " I asked anxiously.
Gen is rubbing his forehead, then looking at me angrily: "can I explain myself first?"
I nodded timidly, and I saw his anger.
"The broken bed was shaking so badly that I couldn't get out from below. That's why I didn't get out in time. It was a mistake. As for why he fainted, "he said, pausing and swearing at me," it's not because of you. You jump on the bed and jump on my head. At that time, I was trying to raise my head. Let's make up for the situation. "
I nodded with joy in my heart, a look of change after knowing my mistake. At this time, I realized that I jumped to the position of Chuang, and the position of Genzheng's head was just below. The huge momentum above pushed his head directly to the floor.
I helped him up. It was like he was drinking too much, shaking a few times, and then he stood still.
"Where's the ghost?" Gen Zheng looked around and asked in a low voice. Then he thought of catching ghosts.
"I used to pee with a boy. I beat my ass to pee, and then it disappeared." Finish saying, I unexpectedly feel ridiculous, that piss off the person should be me just right.
"If I come out, this bitch will never get away." Gen zhengfen said.
"That's it, that's it, but it won't come back, will it?" I'm a little worried.
"The medicine of your soaking urine can last till dawn. It's OK," gen Zheng said. He fanned in front of his nose. "It's really coquettish. You can think of this vulgar way."
"Your urine is fragrant!" It's all bullshit.
"By the way," I pulled Lagan's skirt, and then took out the chest which had been used as a container from the back. "Should I take this thing with me, otherwise, if someone sees it, I'm afraid it will have a bad effect."
Genzheng covered his nose with a disgusting expression: "take it, take it. Let Li Meisu see it. He thought we had done something dirty here. Besides, exorcism is useless. Don't ruin my reputation!"
I felt warm on my face, so I rolled up my chest, but I couldn't carry it in my pocket, so I had to put it in my waist, just like the fried chicken Zang Wu was wearing.
We also looked at Xiaodie, who was still sleeping. It seemed that the night was still the same as before, without any waves. She is still immersed in her dream. What happened to her just now is just like a floating cloud, which dissipates with the wind.
"It's better for her not to know that." Then Genzheng lowered his voice.
I nodded in agreement.
"Well, do you think this bitch will be too scared to come back? Is it like this when you startle the grass snake? " I'm a little worried. I didn't expect that my impulsivity would be counterproductive. In case it disappears again during this period of time, we don't have time to spend with it.
"Go downstairs and ask Zang Wu to see what he has found." With that, we both quietly opened the door and went out. Li Meisu had quietly stood at the door, looking frightened. Maybe she was afraid of disturbing us to exorcise ghosts, so she didn't dare to enter.
"It's OK. Is the ghost eliminated? Is my daughter OK? I saw it on the camera just now..." She asked in a rapid, burning voice.
"Elder sister, this matter needs to be considered in the long run. If you are sick, you will have to cultivate for a few days. This time, we just want to find out the truth of the evil ghost. The rest of the time is for exorcism. Please be calm." Genzheng has no way to answer them one by one. He can only comfort them.
Li Meisu has never been able to control her anxiety, but still listened to the root of the words, the words are no longer so aggressive: "well, all listen to the master, please."
Just as we were about to leave, Genzheng turned back and said with shame, "I'm sorry, I've just dirtied Lingyuan's room, and it's a little smelly. I'd like to trouble you to deal with it again. Besides, it's better to keep it from her. "
Li Meisu nodded in a dazed way, without saying a word. Her thought seemed to stay in the pile of questions just now, and she could not extricate herself.
Genzheng and I went downstairs and found Zang Wu, who was eating fried chicken and drinking beer in the grass.
"Don't eat, boy." gen Zheng was very anxious when he saw it. He thought that Lao Tzu was working hard in the front, but you were enjoying yourself in the rear. So he kicked him hard, and then asked, "do you see anything unusual? Including shadow or something.I raised my hand to hit the boy, but before I did, Zang Wu had pulled off a fried chicken leg and thrust it into my hand.
As the saying goes, taking people soft, eating people short mouth, I nibbled, warning: "next time pay attention to ah, work is work, don't distract."
Then I turned to Genzheng: "little comrades, who can not make mistakes? Don't be angry."
Gen Zheng glared at me and gasped: "a drumstick bought you? It's all mixed up by you two today! "
"Really, I didn't see anything coming out of the window!" Zang Wu chewed down the big mouthful of meat and suddenly uttered a word from the bottom of his heart.
"I know you don't see anything." Genzheng still looks at Zang Wu with suspicious eyes.
"Although I'm eating, my eyes are always staring at me. I'm absolutely not lax." Zang Wu clapped his oily hand on his chest and felt wronged.
Genzheng turned over his hand and looked at his watch. He said, "OK, don't talk nonsense. Let's sort out our ideas and see what's missing before we make plans. Jining, please describe the specific situation when you saw the evil ghost. Remember to be more detailed. "
"When I was staring out, I just felt a burst of light appeared across the sky. Although the area of the light was small, it was very bright. Then the devil suddenly came out. It was like playing the light effect. It was amazing..." When I was talking about the interest, Genzheng raised his hand to signal me to pause.
"Out of thin air?" He frowned and thought.
"Yes, have you ever seen the old version of journey to the west? A little flash, whoosh, a ghost comes out. It's like fifty cents special effects." I can't be more specific. I'm out of words.
"Where is the light?" Genzheng seems to have found the crux of the problem.
"Yes, on the bedside cupboard. Maybe it's a bedside lamp. I don't care much about it." Recalling my efforts.
"Cell phone, it's cell phone. Come back with me, quick Genzheng suddenly realized this and said that the three of us went back to Xiaodie's home.
Li Meisu helped us get the mobile phone from Xiaodie's room. The mobile phone had no password. Genzheng wiped the unknown liquid on it and looked back and forth at the contents.
"Go to the car and help me get the WiFi universal decoder. It's the small square black box with the logo on it. Go Get instructions, I'm afraid Zang five don't know, trot to take the instrument in person.
After the decoder was connected to Xiaodie's mobile phone, a lot of code appeared on it that I didn't know or understand. Genzheng was very patient and meticulous.
Suddenly, he exclaimed excitedly, "that's it." And show us.
Where do we understand these? We feel like we are in the clouds, looking at each other.
Gen Zheng thought that in order to facilitate his future work, he patiently explained to us: "you see, because there is no WiFi at home, Xiaodie connected an invisible WiFi to her mobile phone for the convenience of surfing the Internet. The so-called invisibility means that ordinary people can't see it, but whoever the WiFi owner wants to see can see it. Of course, Xiaodie may not know that. "
Genzheng strengthened his tone and continued: "besides, this WiFi has no password. The most amazing thing is that just now, when the ghost appeared, the mobile phone download traffic through WiFi suddenly reached a very huge value, which is impossible. "
"WiFi? Just like any door of Doraemon? " I suddenly had such a strange idea.
"That's right. It's just a function. That is to say, when Xiaodie rubs the net for free through this signal, he is watched by the devil. Then he transmits himself to Xiaodie's room with WiFi signal to commit crimes." With Gen Zheng's words, we don't understand, but the basic reason is clear.