Chapter 144 - My SI Stash #44 - The Shinobi Seeking Immortality by Seeker Of Immortality (Naruto)

-A man from our world gets SI to Naruto as the son of Kuro Uchiha & Aka Uzumaki~ Dark/selfish MC, Also he's got Owls as his summons!

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Sypnosis: A modern man with dreams of an eternal life. Upon his death, he finds himself presented with the opportunity to achieve his dream in a new world. Witness Akakiryu Uchiha achieve greatness in the world of Naruto. Eventually God-like OC, but reasonable progression. OC-Centered. Pairings undecided. Rated M for language, violence, and possibly s.e.x.u.a.l content.

Rated: M

Words: 52K

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Chapter 1+2

Earth in the time of the modern world has reached a state of overall peace. Hardship stills runs rampant in small parts of our world, but largely we've reached peace. The world is interconnected; countries communicate constantly between each other; cultures are shared.

But it's mundane.

One day after the other. Most people are just sitting behind a cubicle achieving nothing but the goals of their company, yet they do it only for the sake of a meager salary that lets them live. Only to go home, sleep, and do it again.

That's an awfully terrible way to look at it, but from a realistic perspective, that's kind of how it is.

I've always wanted more.

I lived through years of school, met one person after another, made relationsh.i.p.s only to watch them drift away, and at the end of it all, I'm going to turn to dust.

That's pretty lame.

I want to live forever and to have the power to live that eternal life comfortably. I'm not saying that I'm willing to sacrifice a million people and three goats to Satan just so I can live forever, but I'm more than willing to work my ass off so that I can coast off into the glory of an infinite life.

Too bad that's unachievable in this day and age. The best that I can do is exercise and eat healthily, but that will only grant me a few more years tacked on to the end of my life. That's not really worth it.

Therefore, all I can really do is live out life as happy I can hope to be.

Life has been easy living in a first-world country on earth. I come from a middle-class family, I've been gifted with a smart head on my shoulders, and I'm pretty good looking too. Life is good for me. It isn't the best, but it's pretty good.

But that will end.

And I didn't think it would happen so soon.

All it took was me being a selfless idiot trying to throw an ignorant kid out of the way of a charging bus.

Pfft, so much for eternal life.

All I can see now is my crimson blood pooling around me as horrified spectators gather around to watch my last breath slip away from me. And clearly, no one's a god damn doctor either.

Ugh.

Well, you win some, you lose some. Am I right?

*Cough*

Ah, more blood.

You know, I figured this would be more painful, but I guess that's just the lack of oxygen speaking. That would also explain why my vision has gone dark and I can only hear buzzes.

Well, no more buzzes.

Just eternal darkness. I guess I finally got something that's eternal. Does this count as eternal life? My drifting soul stuck in an unknown abyss of time and space? Wait so this is the afterlife?

It kinda sucks. I was expecting a bit more… I don't know? Oomph.

At least I can maintain conscient thought. Does this happen to everyone? Or do I just have enough lingering thoughts to prevent my soul from dissipating? At least I have stuff to think about for the duration of my stay in god knows where this f.u.c.k.i.n.g place is.

At least souls are a proven theory. It would be a damn shame if I just poofed out of existence.

…

Why is it warm?

It's a welcome change and all, but it feels pretty weird. Wait… feels?

Why can I feel?

Better question, why do I hear people?

I'm surrounded by panicked voices in Japanese, and last time I checked I wasn't anywhere near Japan when I died. So I'm not a ghost nearby Japan or some shit. I'm pretty fluent in the language, so it's not inconvenient or anything, but when a man was previously dead and is suddenly surrounded by voices, it raises a couple questions.

Now I'm starting to feel a crushing pressure that wants to take me away from this warmth, and it's starting to piss me off.

It feels like I'm stuck in a slimy sleeping bag and my friend is trying to drag me out of it.

Not pleasant, not at all.

Konoha's general hospital

In a patient's room cursed with the sterile smell of a medical facility, the room is filled with doctors and nurses each in outfits as white as the room itself. All except for two people, one of which is an a.d.u.l.t male with raven black hair in the standard leaf jonin flak-jacket holding the hand of the last person, a crimson-haired woman in a pink patient's gown laying spread-eagle on the hospital bed.

The woman herself was busy yelling at the man holding her hand, "HOLY F.U.C.K THIS BABY BETTER BE WORTH IT YOU ASSHOLEEEEEEEEEEE!" Her face contorted in the pain associated with childbirth.

The man looked both panicked at the shout and pained from her crushing his hand. He wanted to yell back but wisely chose to vent his frustrations at another outlet, "Hey, Docter! You're the expert here, help my wife!"

The doctor turns blind eye at this, for he's experienced such attitudes many times in his career. He chose to continue calmly encouraging the woman instead, "Uzumaki-san, please just keep taking deep breaths and push."

The woman's hair seemed to float at that remark and her eyes turned aflame, "I'VE HEARD YOU SAY THAT SAME SHIT A THOUSAND TIMES ALREADY AND IT'S NOT GETTING ANY BETTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Yet again, the doctor turned a blind eye to this and continued speaking, "That's good Uzumaki-san, you're almost there."

Sure enough, as the doctor foretold, a baby soon arrived in a few moments.

Crimson hair like his mother, and curious black orbs that searched for the light around him. Eyes like his father.

A hospital room comes into view after I lose the warmth that previously encompassed me.

I think I know how this goes.

Let me guess, I'm reincarnated into the past and soon I'll be able to use my knowledge of the future to become a multibillionaire right? HAHA I WIN THIS TIME F.U.C.KERS!

But god damn, it's cold.

I mean really cold.

Like I know why babies cry when they're born because it's F.U.C.K.I.N.G COLD COLD COLD COLD!

"Haha! It's a healthy baby boy, Uzumaki-san and Uchiha-san!" said the dude with the Doctor's coat.

I'm quickly wiped down and wrapped in a blanket by one of the nurses. Ah, much better.

Wait, are my parents Naruto cosplayers or some shit? Aw, does this mean I'm not in the future? I was totally going to run Apple and call it Mango just so that I could laugh every time someone asked me if I was the CEO of Mango. Haha, gets me every time.

Wow, that dude is really dedicated to his role, he's even wearing the headband and everything. Soon he's talking too, "My son! He's going to be a genius and a proud Uchiha just like his cousin Shisui!"

Damn, will I have Uchiha as my last name? That's going be embarrassing. I'm going to be bullied for having otakus for parents. Oh well, it's still pretty cool sounding. Pfft, they even named my cousin Shisui.

The lady on the bed seems to have something to say too, "Shut up and hand me my son, I'm the one that almost tore my body apart letting him into this world."

The man that's apparently my Dad was quick to hand me over to my new mom.

She cradled me in her arms and held me close to her b.r.e.a.s.t. She whispered under her breathe in the most gentle voice I've heard all day, "My son, my little Akakiryu."

My Dad looked at us with his black eyes shining with a gentle light.

But then his eyes morphed. A three tomoe sharingan quickly appeared in my father's eyes as he gazed upon my mother holding me. As if he wanted to capture the image forever.

I'm pretty sure contact lenses don't let you do that.

…

HAHA I'M IN THE NARUTO WORLD! AND I'M A F.U.C.K.I.N.G UCHIHA AND AN UZUMAKI!

I WAS F.U.C.K.I.N.G BORN TO BE GREAT! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Wait.

I'm forgetting something here.

All the death, the suffering, endless pain and horrors that encompasses the life of a shinobi.

Oh boy, this is going to be a bitch.

But…

I can do it. And I have the chance to achieve what I've always wanted.

Immortality.

AN: This is my first fanfic, but it won't be half-assed. I've got it planned out for the most part, but I will still be taking opinions from the readers. It won't be YAOI, so please stay away from recommending that Akakiryu f.u.c.ks Neji or something like that. Pairings are undecided so I'm up for hearing any opinions on that. I hope you'll like my story and that you will support me in my endeavors of creating a MaleOC story in the world of Naruto.

Chapter 2

It turns out that I was definitely right. I am totally in the world of Naruto. I'm not sure if it's totally canon Naruto though, since I have parents that shouldn't exist. I don't know about my father, but I'm pretty confident that my mother shouldn't exist. I definitely shouldn't exist.

But I can't really be bothered to wonder about that since the butterfly effect would likely f.u.c.k up most of the events that might occur in the future anyway. I know for a fact that Orochimaru that pedophile would definitely want my body over Sasuke's. Actually, I don't know about that, now that I think about it. The whole point of Orochimaru wanting Sasuke's body was for his sharingan and the fact that he was Itachi's brother.

Can you imagine possessing a dude's brother and then killing that dude? Man, that's hardcore.

Anyways, I don't have to worry about that now. I don't really know WHEN I'll have to worry about that.

I've established that the fourth Hokage is still alive right now. I figured that out when HE CAME TO MY F.U.C.K.I.N.G HOUSE.

Man, that was super exciting. It was like looking at a living legend. Apparently, my mom was Kushina's cousin that managed to not be a part of the destruction of Uzushiogakure by meeting my Dad on a mission and moving to Konoha to live with him. Pretty crazy.

My parents like to show me off since I showed off a little bit of my genius.

I was crawling at 2 months and walking at 4 months, so they were pretty full of themselves. They like to call me their "little genius" or their "little dragon."

When I was only 5 months old and said "Hi mom and dad," they lost their minds.

I know I'm supposed to be a baby, but my good genes allow me to be pretty physical. That doesn't mean that I'm working out, but it's been a year and I've been running around the house since I was 6 months old.

I don't want to start reading until a couple months later, since I don't want to cause a scene, but I've pretty sneaking peeks at my parents' library when I can.

The most of my time has been spent playing around with my chakra, which has been so much f.u.c.k.i.n.g fun. I thought that I was supposed to unlock my chakra or something, but I've been able to use it since birth. It must be my good genes, I guess.

I have already pretty much figured out my plan for immortality, and I'm not doing it Kaguya style and f.u.c.k.i.n.g up the whole world. No, I plan to have so much chakra I can't die.

Tailed beasts are made of chakra. They're literally just a soul with chakra that takes up a physical form. And that's basically my goal.

Theoretically, if I infuse every cell in my body with an overwhelming amount of chakra, then I could become as immortal as a tailed-beast. I doubt I could reform after death like they could, but theoretically, I could live for a long time, if not forever.

Therefore, I've been working my ass off with growing and controlling my chakra.

Thanks to my Uzumaki and Uchiha heritage, I'm basically swimming in the stuff. I'm only a year old, and I already have genin-level reserves.

My daily routine is basically to just use my chakra until I run out. I'm pretty sure I can only do ridiculous chakra exhausting like this due to my Uzumaki blood, but it's working super well since each time I run out and refill, I'm increasing my limit.

I'm a bit limited in the extent of how much I play around with my chakra, since there's a limit to how much of a genius I can be.

I've shown off that I can hold stuff with my chakra, but that's it.

The look on their faces was priceless. Them seeing their son run around with toys stuck to his body was hilarious. It was fun for me too.

I know that I'm going to have ridiculous chakra reserves in the future, so I've been trying to scale my chakra control alongside it. I need both the reserves and the control for my plan.

As such, I've spent my night-times holding toys on chakra strings as I walk around on my ceiling. And parents have been none-the-wiser for it. They just think that I'm a heavy sleeper since I spend most of my daytime taking naps to recover the sleep I didn't have at nighttime.

Things have been going really well, and I don't think this routine will change very much anytime soon.

Woops, I might have jinxed that. I just heard a loud roar that doesn't sound friendly and I can feel enough killing intent that I don't feel very safe.

Aka Uzumaki and her husband, Kuro Uchiha, were startled awake by the roar of the Kyubi. They immediately scattered to gather their gear and ninja tools. Their gear and tools were always prepared out of habit, due to years of war and bloodshed.

Aka immediately had a bad thought, 'The Kyubi? Kushina!' Aka knew what happens when a tailed beast is extracted from a jinchuriki and she feared for her cousin. She turned to her husband, "Kuro, take Akakiryu to the shelter and then join the fight against the Kyubi. I'm going to help push the Kyubi back."

Kuro didn't argue with his wife. He knew that her skill set was much better suited for a fight against a giant beast like the Kyubi. He just nodded and ran to Akakiryu's room as his wife Body-Flickered away to fight.

When he entered his son's room, he was almost surprised at how calm his son was. He was shaken, but not what one would expect of a child facing the killing intent of the strongest tailed beast.

Akakiryu turned to his father and said, "Dad, what's going on?"

Kuro just picked his son up as fast as he could and said to him, "Son, your mom went to go fight a big fox that's attacking the village. We need to get you somewhere safe before Dad can go help Mom." Kuro said no more as he Body-Flickered to the village shelter. The family lived in the village rather than the Uchiha compound, so they couldn't go to the Uchiha's shelter.

The shelter was already flooding with civilians crying out with panicked shouts.

"Tou-san! Kaa-san! Where are you!"

"Where's my son! MY SON DAMNIT!"

The genins in charge of evacuation were trying to keep everyone calm.

"Everyone just go into the shelter as calmly and orderly as possible! Don't stop at any point, you have to make room for the people behind you!"

Kuro had to join the battle as soon as possible, so he handed Akakiryu off to a genin he was familiar with and instructed him, "Keep my son safe, I need to join the battle so I'll be back for him when this is all over." The genin just nodded silently as Kuro turned to Akakiryu and spoke to him, "Son, you need to be strong while Mom and Dad are away. Be a good boy for the shinobi-sans and just wait for Mom and Dad to come and get you. Do you understand?"

Akakiryu was busy thinking all this time, but he managed to nod in time to respond. That was good enough for his father, as he Body-Flickered to join the battle.

Oh f.u.c.k oh f.u.c.k oh f.u.c.k

I'm an Uchiha and I don't have enough time. The Kyubi attack just happened, which means I have at most 5 or 6 years until the God of Death that is Itachi comes upon me.

Wait, that doesn't matter now. My parents are risking their lives right now.

I know I'm basically a 19-year-old young man stuck in the body of a child, but I still acknowledge those two maniacs as my parents. They've grown on me. And when you suck on the b.r.e.a.s.t of a woman for sustenance, she starts to feel like a mother to you. Not to mention all the times they wiped my ass for me. That takes dedication.

But now they're fighting a giant f.u.c.k.i.n.g fox of death. And I don't think that's the healthiest lifestyle choice.

Things are not looking too bright for the future of Akakiryu Uchiha right now.

AN: The timeframe that Akakiryu lives in has officially been established. He's the same age as Neji, Lee, and Tenten, so he'll be in their class rather than the Rookie 9. That doesn't mean that he'll stay in their class, just that that is the class he'll be in initially. Akakiryu has been given a wake-up call with the realization of the exact place he holds in the storyline, so just wait and see how he plans out his near-future after the events of the Kyubi.

I'm still taking suggestions for pairings, and I need another idea for one of his Mangekyo abilities. I've already got one of them figured out though. It can't be too OP, or it at least needs limitations. I don't want him having instant teleportation or any of that bullshit, that's going to be endgame stuff. I've already got his summons decided upon, so I won't take suggestions for that. Sorry friends.

I also just figured out line breaks, so hopefully it's cleaner.

Till next time,

~ Seeker

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