Chapter 158: The Dangers of Alcohol

Chapter 158: The Dangers of Alcohol

(Drunk Luis perspective)

Damn shit!

First the shitty bastard that is my dad gets away, then my stupid mom turns out to be an incestuous jerk who masturbates while thinking about me, and if that wasn't enough, now I don't even have control of my own love life.

SHIT!

Whatever is. Whether it's deep shit or huge shit, I'm used to my life being so this doesn't matter, nothing matters...

Well, maybe some things matter.

The women I really grew fond of matter to me, but everything else can go to fucking hell...

"Sir, I think you've had enough to drink..." – A waiter approached me with an uncomfortable expression.

I'm Luis?

Oh no, right now I'm Seiji's asshole so I can act like the asshole I really am.

"Shut! Bring me more vodka and tequila!" - I shouted furiously when I saw that my bottle was empty.

"S-Sir, that was the last bottle" – The waiter looked at me with fear.

That's right asshole, I'm a fucking yakuza so you should be afraid of me... Wait... Is the alcohol finished?

Being alive sucks.

I stood up, and took out my credit card to pay for what I drank.

"N-You doesn't need to pay sir..." - The waiter seemed anxious.

"Shut up you idiot! Do you think I'm a fucking jerk who preys on incompetent jerks like you?! I will pay for what I consumed since I am not a fucking animal that takes advantage of people who work honestly!" – I yelled while massaging my forehead.

I'm surrounded by idiots...

The waiter was quick to receive my payment.

This idiot is not that incompetent... I'll give him a good tip, it's not my money anyway.

Ah, he waits, in Japan it's frowned upon to tip... Whatever, I don't give a shit about manners so I'll tip him.

I walked to the door to find another bar.

Even though I'm fucking drunk and reek of alcohol, my senses work perfectly so I noticed when a human woman with no special abilities was following me.

I stopped and looked at the sky, it's already night...

Well, before I got drunk I told Umaru that I won't come home today so it does not matter, I just hope that brat eats the dinner I left her, or she'll get sick if she keeps eating junk food...

"Wait..." – The woman who was following me came over to talk to me.

I looked at the woman, she's attractive, but I've seen better women and I've given up on one-night stands.

"What's happening? Am I so stupidly handsome that you fell in love with me?" - I smiled like an arrogant jerk.

The woman looked at me gently. – "You seem to have problems... Do you need to talk?"

Why the fuck does everyone think I'm a kind and a pitiful person who needs to be saved?

I am literally a genocide, womanizer, manipulator, hypocrite, schizophrenic, and alcoholic. Receiving such courtesy makes me feel disgusted towards human stupidity.

I massaged my forehead. – "Look, if you want to talk to me this will end with you moaning in my bed and when I get over the drunkenness I will realize that everything went to shit so I will have to make you one of my wives, so you better leave me alone "

God, this fucking migraine is going to kill me...

Even though my attitude was absolutely unpleasant, the woman didn't move away and she smiled at me. – "We can talk so you can vent"

Shit, another idealistic person with a brain full of flowers and stupidity.

I'm tired of this world, I want to return to a place where everything is resolved with senseless violence...

I ignored the woman and headed to another bar.

When I arrived at the place, the manager recognized me since Seiji's asshole is famous in this region since this place became stable after I killed every troublesome asshole in this place... Or well, Kuro did, I'm just the idiot who smiles and sleeps with women.

Do I have an identity crisis?

Great, another mental disorder for the list...

"This way sir" – A waiter led me to a private table.

"..." – Hina looked at me bitterly. – "Have they told you that you are cruel with your words?"

"Reality is cruel, you accept it or avoid it" - I shrugged.

Hina stared at a glass of low-alcohol fruit juice.

I finished the vodka from the third bar so I got up to find another bar while Hina followed me.

"Are you going to follow me all night?" – I raised an eyebrow. – "Don't you have to teach tomorrow?"

"I'm still a little scared about what happened..." – Hina certainly looked scared. – "Can you keep me company tonight?"

...

In my infinite wisdom and high state of intoxication, I made the most rational decision.

"Ah, Seiji ♥~" – Hina moaned as her naked body swayed on my waist on a hotel bed.

Despite her demure appearance, she turned out to be quite passionate so I held onto her hips to make it easier for her to make intense moves.

With each movement, her shapely breasts jiggled giving me a nice view of her curves.

I definitely have a fetish for sexy teachers.

Her favorite position seems to be cowgirl while she prefers to take control of the pace so I just used my hands to give her thighs and nipples light stimulation.

As Hina neared orgasm, I wanted to tease her a bit so I put a little force on my waist and lifted my hips making my crotch reach the entrance of her womb.

Hina shuddered as her mouth opened to let out an intense moan, but even as she was spasming from orgasm, I didn't stop myself from entering her.

After a few minutes, I stopped moving since if I continued her body would get hurt.

When I stopped, Hina collapsed onto my body pressing her soft breasts against my chest.

Even though Hina was panting heavily, she was still awake and almost unconsciously she brought her lips to mine for a kiss.

I brought my lips close to hers and started kissing her. Although the kiss started out as a lustful kiss of sexual friends, it quickly turned into a passionate kiss of lovers in a romantic relationship.

After kissing for a while, she began to fall asleep.

As her eyelids closed, she muttered under her breath. – "Thank you Seiji... I love you..."

I sighed, I want to continue getting drunk...

I wanted to separate myself from Hina to stretch, but before I came to my senses and realized that I had just done something stupid, my phone received a message from Mr. Ichijo to remind me that tomorrow I have to go to a restaurant at ten in the morning to meet with Lin Ruoxi.

I looked at Hina and with Hamon, I checked her physical condition. She won't wake up for about ten hours so if I stay by her side until she wakes up, I won't be able to make it to my meeting with my legal wife on time...

Shit, do I already consider this woman my wife just because I fucked her?

I'm getting too soft... Stupid attachment emotions.

I sighed and lay down while Hina hugged me affectionately with a smile of a maiden in love.

Does this woman have a strong emotional dependency and is she in need of male affection?

Well, it doesn't matter, from now on she's part of my harem so whatever her problem is, I'll solve it.

I stared at the ceiling as my hand stroked through Hina's long brown hair.

Even though she's not the most beautiful nor the most caring woman in my harem, having a beautiful woman in my arms really helped lessen my frustration.

All the shit that has been happening in my life since I came back to this world is just ridiculous, but hey, life as a protagonist is full of stupid things.

At least I didn't do something too stupid like sleeping with a higher entity, although now that I think about it, Hina shares facial traits with a girl I knew before I got my system...

Whatever, I'm not going to think about unimportant things.

For now, I'll let Hina sleep a bit longer, then I'll purify the alcohol in her body and take her home so I won't be late for my meeting with Lin Ruoxi.

For now, I'll just stare at the ceiling until my rationality kicks in again.

I miss being able to sleep...

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Author's Note:

It's hard to type with one hand as my left arm hurts a lot...