Chapter 157: Surprise Marriage

Chapter 157: Surprise Marriage

A new day came and with it, I felt like sighing.

"Onii-san... N-You don't need to walk me to school..." – Ebina looked down with an extreme blush as she walked by my side.

I resisted the urge to pat her head at how adorable this girl is, I wish Umaru was as obedient and responsible as this girl.

"I have some things to do around here so it's better if I accompany you" - I smiled gently.

Ebina blushed as if her head was about to explode, then she looked away to try and hide her maiden-smitten smile.

Unlike troublesome creatures called tsundere, Ebina is quite cute when she gets embarrassed so this is relaxing.

As we walked to school, several people looked at Ebina as despite her shy and innocent demeanor she has an appearance that arouses the desires of many idiots and there have even been idiots who have tried to touch her inappropriately.

Since there's a huge number of perverted idiots in Japan, I've long ago assigned a couple of delinquents to secretly protect Ebina.

Every time an idiot wants to bother her, that guy will be kidnapped to commit suicide. It is worrying that the number of suicides in this city is unusually high.

I've always found Ebina to be a lovely girl and I've taken care of her for as long as I've known her so I plan on adding her to my harem but that will be later as I'm sure she'll faint for two days if I give her an engagement ringand I don't want to that she misses her classes.

Although we could have gone to school by car, Ebina insisted that it was better to walk since the new house is close to the school and it is good for your health to walk, but in reality, she just wanted to spend more time with me.

"This girl is too cute" – Tsubaki was dying to play with Ebina's cheeks.

I have a feeling that Tsubaki has been developing a motherly personality, which makes me a little uncomfortable, but I still love her.

Although I certainly hate idiotic people, I like clumsy women who strive to improve themselves, for example, Ebina doesn't have good grades in school since she's too shy, but she's actually a very smart girl and it won't be difficult for her go to a good university.

When we got to the school, Ebina seemed sad as I only walked her to her entrance, but she tried hard to hide her disappointment.

"Someone will pick you up after class" - I smiled and patted her on the head. – "When I have time I will accompany you to your school in this way"

Ebina smiled sweetly and nodded, I love this obedient girl who doesn't cause trouble.

When Ebina entered the school, I walked away from the school entrance and when I knew that no one was paying attention to me, I sighed out loud. – "Pansy for the love of God, she stops following me"

From behind a post, a bespectacled girl with an average appearance silently approached me. – "Did you spend the night with that girl and then you brought her to school? I'm jealous..."

I rolled my eyes. – "You must already know my relationship with Ebina"

"Right, you treat her like she's your sister" - Pansy smiled. – "But that doesn't stop me from feeling jealous~"

I shook my head. – "How did you know where I live?"

This girl has been following me ever since I left the residential building. The worrying thing is that even the supernatural entities that live in the residence did not discover the presence of Pansy who was watching the building showing that she has potential as a spy.

"It's my trade secret~" – Pansy spoke mockingly.

I smiled slightly. – "Take care of Ebina, she is a clumsy girl so help her if she has a problem"

"And what will I get in return?" - Pansy snorted disdainfully. – "And do not say something like giving me the best night of my life, even if I love sharing the bed with you, it is not enough to make me take care of one of your little lovers"

I shrugged. – "Actually there are several girls that you have to take care of, later I will give Ichika a list with some girls who attend this school"

I need to keep an eye on Chitoge since she is my fiancée, plus I have to take care of Nanako's daughters...

"..." - Pansy frowned. – "Why do you trust Ichika so much and not me?"

I smiled and walked over to kiss her cheek. – "I trusted you or I wouldn't let you know so many of my secrets, it's just that Ichika knows me longer and she was with me in some of my worst moments"

Pansy blushed a little at my display of affection, but she was still frowning. – "I am sure I can become indispensable to you, just give me an example of what Ichika has done for you"

I sighed and reached into my pocket to activate a magical artifact that blocks sound. – "There was once where a mission went wrong, I almost died at that moment if it wasn't for a brat helping me, but even then my health was very bad, Ichika arrived on time before I died and she managed to fool the assassins who were looking for me by making them believe that I escaped in another direction, if the murderers had discovered the lie she would have been killed "

"..." - Pansy fell silent and looked down.

"You don't need to buy yourself from Ichika or anyone else, I like you the way you are" - I smiled and patted her head. – "Classes are about to start so go to school"

Pansy nodded, although she still looked a bit depressed which made me uncomfortable.

Stupid feelings of attachment...

"Sumireko Sanshokuin" - I approached to whisper in her ear. – "I love you as you are"

Pansy's eyes widened in disbelief and she stared at me with her mouth open and unable to speak.

"What happens?" – Goddess of the System she asked confused.

"It's the first time I tell her that I love her" - I answered with irony.

"...Oh" – System Goddess seemed to understand. – "And when will you tell me the same thing?"

I selectively chose to ignore her.

"Do not ignore me! Waaaa Tsubaki, this fool is bullying me again!"

"Go to class" - I patted Pansy's shoulder bringing her back to reality.

Pansy nodded mechanically and headed to her school while her mind was still in the clouds. It's fun to shock her...

I walked away from school and was about to leave, but I felt someone approaching me.

It was not a person with combat skills and it seemed like the person wanted to scold me for something unimportant.

"Youngster, why don't you have your uniform on and why don't you head to school?" – The person reached me and spoke to me angrily.

I smiled wryly. - "I am not a student"

Taking a good look at her, I'm sure this woman is a strict teacher with great dedication to her profession, and although she is beautiful, she seems like a troublesome person...

"Those are nonsense!" - The woman frowned even more. – "Obviously you are the age of a student and although there are other schools in the city, this is the only school near here and due to the schedule you will not have time to go to another school..."

Oh god, what a headache.

"Are you skipping classes?" – The woman looked very angry making me regret accompanying Ebina.

"I'm not skipping classes since I'm literally not enrolled in school" - I tried hard not to roll my eyes.

"Aren't you enrolled?!" – The woman seemed to have witnessed the end of the world.

"Oh come on, am I the only teenager in Japan who doesn't go to class?" – Nosy people like her are one of my biggest headaches...

After what happened with my father's contract, I now always keep [Silly Jack] activated and even divert a large amount of my energy to [Paranoia] to avoid falling into an unexpected trap. This increases my migraine, but I'm used to feeling like my brain is in a blender so it doesn't matter.

Since there was no reaction from the contract, I looked at the document.

"This has to be a joke..." I sighed.

"That's what I said when I saw this" - Mr. Ichijo smiled at me. – "To think that you would not only seduce one of the most successful women in the business world, you even convinced her to marry you... Boy, your luck with women is absurd."

Lin Ruoxi...

I took advantage of the Ichijo family's contacts to learn about her background and was surprised that she is the CEO of Yu Lei International, one of the largest companies in China.

Apparently, her company started moving a branch in Japan a week ago. Normally this would mean that the company would send a representative to manage the business in international territory, however, Lin Ruoxi was the one who chose to come personally.

According to the data obtained by the Ichijo family, Lin Ruoxi has family conflicts, but she has been very discreet with her private life so there is not much information.

From this, I have a theory that she moved to Japan to escape from some troublesome shit, but that only increases my suspicions since her family doesn't seem to be related to the supernatural world and they are entrepreneurs from the human world.

I have a feeling that there is something very troublesome hidden in her body so I want to get to know her better while worrying about getting into too much trouble...

[System Notification: The skill 'Paranoia' says that the entity 'Lin Ruoxi' is a source of trouble beyond the user's current ability]

For every bad situation, there is always something worse, and that worst seems to be getting closer...

I sighed internally, I can't avoid this problem.

The document is a legal marriage certificate with my name and that of Lin Ruoxi.

Legally I am not of legal age to marry unless it is with the consent of my guardian.

The problem?

This document has my mother's signature...

"Wow, your mother just sold you to an unknown woman" – System Goddess was surprised.

"Somehow... I'm not surprised" - I replied apathetically.

Surely my mother met Lin Ruoxi by some extremely convenient chance yesterday during the move or something, it's also possible that Lin Ruoxi had found my personal information thanks to her contacts.

As far as I know, my mother must have thought that this would be a great opportunity for me since Lin Ruoxi is not only the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, she also has a lot of money.

Now, why didn't my mother tell me this?

Surely she wanted to leave it as a surprise since her single-cell brain believes that helping me means pairing me up with the first beautiful woman to ask me to marry...

I sighed and looked at Mr. Ichijo. – "I will have to accept this without complaining... Right?"

"I'm glad you're so smart" – Mr. Ichijo smiled. – "Yu Lei International is a company with many resources in the human world so it will support you when you inherit the yakuza, besides..."

Mr. Ichijo smiled wryly. – "Miss Ruoxi's grandfather is an old friend of mine so I am happy if my son and his granddaughter get married"

First Raku and now this... This man thinks that political marriage is the only way to do favors for his friends...

"I'll guess" - I smiled wryly. – "Lin Ruoxi's grandfather is someone from the supernatural world"

"Oh boy, you'll make me believe you're an oracle instead of a hero" – Mr. Ichijo was enjoying himself.

China... Supernatural world... Oh, holy shit.

"A cultivator?" – I asked with fear, I don't want to get involved with those idiots...

"Something like that" – Mr. Ichijo smiled. – "He is a cultivator who is not affiliated with a sect but with the government, although you do not have to worry too much, that idiot old man will not allow his granddaughter to get involved with the supernatural world so she is completely from the human world"

I couldn't resist it, I turned around and decided to go to a bar, I need a drink...

"Where are you going boy?" – Mr. Ichijo asked me with amusement.

"I'm going to celebrate that now I have a beautiful and millionaire wife" - I replied apathetically.

"Try not to cause problems, tomorrow you will have a meeting with Miss Ruoxi so you can take the day off" - Mr. Ichijo answered me with a smile.

When did I lose control of my love life?

I think it was since I came to this world...

Perhaps this world must perish...

"Luis, why don't we go to a picnic so you can relax?" – Tsubaki spoke softly to me, helping me to suppress my genocidal impulses.

"Sounds good, but right now I really need a drink" - I smiled feeling calmer.

I've been dealing with too many stupid things in just two days, my non-existent sanity is fatigued.

"I heard that you become a sexual maniac when you drink" – System Goddess spoke mockingly.

... I can not deny it...

"Tsubaki, if I lose control, use Resonance to bring me back to reality" – I started looking for a bar run by the yakuza.

Although Japan has a civilized society, illegal establishments abound if you know how to look for them.

"Luis..." - Tsubaki sighed. – "Okay, just try not to get an unknown woman pregnant..."

My mouth contracted.

"Hey Listen! I bet the idiot sleeps with twenty women in one huge orgy!" – Navi shouted with joy

"I don't know how many women there will be, but I'm sure there will be at least one non-human woman" – System Goddess exclaimed proudly.

"..." – Tsubaki thought deeply. – "I say that she will be a married woman or with a boyfriend"

"▂▂▃▃▅▅ (Oyakodon...)" - What the hell are they teaching Kon?!

"Gambling is bad" – Ortro did not join this stupidity, Ortro is a good girl.

I'm not a fucking animal, I have self-control, I'm not going to cause trouble just to have a couple of beers.

[System Notification: 'Paranoia' skill says yes you will]

...

Whatever, this is going to be a problem for my future self, fuck that asshole.