Chapter 221: Love is Crazy

Chapter 221: Love is Crazy

Mafuyu woke up when her alarm clock rang and her first reaction was to panic as I made sure that she remembered her words from the night before.

She was surprised to notice that I cleaned her apartment, prepared breakfast, and prepared the hot water in the tub for her to bathe in calmly.

"Senpai is a simp" - BB mocked in my mind.

"A simp doesn't sleep with women" - Arisa shook her head. – "Onii-chan is more like a househusband who takes care of his wife while the woman is the one who wears the pants in the relationship, but at least Onii-chan sleeps with the waifu"

BB nodded. – "Right, so senpai is the best wife, senpai is a waifu"

I rolled my eyes and served breakfast while Mafuyu finished bathing.

She was embarrassed by her actions while being drunk.

I managed to avoid a stupid misunderstanding since she remembered everything that happened last night where we weren't physically intimate so now she's just embarrassed for acting like an unreliable woman.

She now sees me as trustworthy since she doesn't hesitate to take a bath even though I'm in the same department.

I explained that I showered before she woke up and washed my uniform at night so I can go straight to school.

Again, she accepted this and thanked me for taking care of her.

While Mafuyu finished getting ready in her bathroom, I took out my cell phone to check if everything was alright.

Pansy checked that Ebina and Umaru were okay, though Umaru increased her food intake since she asked me to send her extra food. That gluttonous brat...

My adult wives are fine, although Nanako told me that Kosaki was acting strangely yesterday. Apparently, the emotional shock was too much so today she will avoid me all day.

On the other hand, there was a message from Mr. Ichijo mentioning that I should concentrate on being a student and leave supernatural matters and the yakuza aside.

When I stole the Yamata Sect's research, I found records of a group called the Black Dragon Society.

This group appears to be an occult organization that conducts human experiments to empower innate ability users through the merging of non-human lineages such as the lineage of gods, demons, outer gods, and other high-powered entities.

I'm worried that such a troublesome group wouldn't have been noticed by us before, but if this group is backed by the Okawa family then it's understandable that we haven't discovered them yet...

Mr. Ichijo said that I don't have to think about this and he would take care of this problem, but there is a big problem, the plot armor that I stole from the Chinese protagonist Qin Chao reacted to the mention of that organization.

One headache after another...

For now, I don't have a trail to start investigating as only the head of the Okawa family knows the identities of the Black Dragon Society and the head of the Yamata Sect is unaware of classified information. A useless pawn...

For now, I had one of my subordinates deliver genetic enhancement serums to my other subordinates as well as better weapons forged by Shigure and System Goddess.

I only have to prepare for a hypothetical war, but I am frustrated by the lack of better materials. The initial posting of this chapter occurred via Ñøv€l-B!n.

If it weren't for limited resources, I could start my own magical weaponry factory that would be comparable to the family heirlooms of families like Ichijo, Tachibana, or Okawa...

I sighed and put my cell phone away, everything is a headache.

[System Notification: The skill 'Lucky Pervert' has been activated]

I'm not in the mood for this nonsense...

"Kyaaah!"

A loud scream came from the bathroom.

Mafuyu ran out of the bathroom in such a hurry that she forgot to cover her body allowing me to see every inch of her bare skin.

Mafuyu saw me and her first reaction was to run to me and hug me. Fortunately, she had already dried her body so my clothes only got a little wet from her hair, but more importantly, I could feel the softness of her skin.

I correct myself, thanks [Lucky Pervert], my migraine went down a bit.

I hugged Mafuyu and spoke softly. - "What's happening?"

"I-In the ba-bathroom there is a... a..." -Mafuyu couldn't speak out of fear.

There are no dangerous entities in the department so I think I know the problem.

"A cockroach?" - I smiled ironically.

Mafuyu nodded many times in fear and then pressed her face into my chest.

I sighed and stroked her hair to calm her down. – "Wait a minute, I am going to kill it"

Mafuyu reluctantly released me, it's amazing that she still doesn't realize that she's naked.

I went to the bathroom and sure enough, there was a roach near the drain grate.

"Senpai is conceptually an immortal cockroach so it would be cruel if senpai killed his own relative just for a woman..."

"Hey Listen! Pick up that bug and threaten the woman to suck your dick or you'll put the cockroach in her face!"

.....

"You are a jerk" - I sighed internally.

"Hey Listen! Spending time with you made me a jerk so you're even more of a jerk for calling me a jerk!"

... Whatever.

I formed a small flame from [Rasen] and [Anti-Rasen].

I stabilized both energies so as not to cause an explosion comparable to a nuclear bomb and covered the cockroach with the energy.

The energy caused each molecule of the cockroach to become spiral energy, then the blue and purple flame absorbed that energy, and thus the cockroach disappeared at the molecular level breaking the law of conservation of matter.

"Did you have to be so excessive to kill a simple insect?" - System Goddess sighed.

"Who knows, maybe it was the god of cockroaches, and by killing it in a normal way it will be able to reincarnate, and then it will return for revenge" - I sighed ironically.

"It's worrying that it's not totally impossible" - Arisa sighed. – "Everything around Onii-chan becomes absurd"

Stupid plot...

Actually, I just wanted to try a new trick I developed last night while my mind was drunk.

[Rasen] represents creation, freedom, evolution, and advancement.

[Anti-Rasen] represents control, restriction, denial, and order.

[Rasen] made the cockroach's physical body breakthrough physical limitations evolve into an energy body.

[Anti-Rasen] prevented this evolution from completing halfway so the cockroach couldn't adapt to the rise in its level of existence.

The body turned into energy and that energy was absorbed by the [Rasen] becoming fuel for the spiral energy and thus the cockroach disappeared from existence.

I get creative when alcohol clouds my senses. I don't know whether to be excited, disappointed, or resigned...

[System Notification: Rasen no Chikara (60%) > (70%)]

[System Notification: Anti-Rasen (65%) > (75%)]

.... I smiled wryly. – "Tsubaki, you said that alcoholism would not bring me anything good, and now look at this"

"..." - Tsubaki sighed. – "I don't even know what to answer... This is just absurd"

"The heavens have no eyes for favoring such a womanizer" – System Goddess sighed heavily.

I prepared myself to deal with this idiocy, but something happened that I couldn't predict...

"Luis~ I told you to wait for us" – A charming girl with a playful and cheerful demeanor hugged my right arm, stopping me from sending the message to Ichika.

Fuck, these crazy women found me...

Taking advantage of the fact that her body was pressed against mine, she stealthily pressed a needle against my arm, but she didn't stick it, she just kept it on the surface of my skin like a silent threat.

"Why did you go ahead?! We just got into town and almost got lost!" – Another beautiful girl, but with a rougher behavior, approached me and hugged my neck with slightly masculine behavior.

The moment her arm came around my neck, she pressed a small razor blade against my jugular making sure other people wouldn't notice this.

"Yesterday you accompanied us all night to talk to us about this city, but you didn't even wait for us to go to school together..." - Behind me, a third girl held my shirt in an adorable gesture, but it was a gesture to hide a pointing needle to a space between my lumbar vertebrae.

"Oh..." - Arisa gulped. - "It has to be a joke..."

I smiled wryly at the girl hugging my right arm. – "I'm sorry Shion, I wanted to arrive early to talk to the teachers about you"

The girl smiled tenderly. – "You are so cute when you take care of me~"

"Oi oi, he takes care of all of us, don't monopolize him" – The girl with the razor on my neck spoke like a jealous girlfriend.

I rolled my eyes. – "Mion, I am not a toy"

"It's true..." - The girl behind me smiled kindly and affectionately. - "We are family"

The people around us had frozen.

The girl who wanted to frame me found herself unable to say anything since the rumors were killed by the three beautiful girls' comments so I started walking while the three girls held me in an 'affectionate' way.

When we passed by the troublesome group, the girl who wanted to frame me seemed to be about to say something, but at that moment it seemed like the temperature dropped as the piercing gaze of the three 'affectionate' girls focused on the liar girl.

The girl backed away and stumbled, her body trembling and she lost a little control of her sphincters leaving a slight smell of urine.

Mion Sonozaki, Shion Sonozaki and Rena Ryuugu... Three troublesome women found me after not seeing each other for a year...

(Author's Note: The three girls are from Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

Oh well, I'm immortal now so I don't care.

When we reached the entrance of the school I sighed. – "I cannot change my shoes with you holding me"

It's still early so there aren't many students around so we can take a few minutes to talk.

Shion smiled fondly. – "Always rational even with a gun to your head or a knife piercing your intestines... I love that about you~"

"We miss you... a lot... We wanted to see you..." – Rena began to murmur as the needle began to graze my skin.

"You left without saying goodbye, that was cruel of you" – Mion sighed as the razor pressed against my artery. – "I thought you would take us with you, that you would take us out of that village... You promised"

I rolled my eyes. – "I said it because a certain brat had a gun pointed at my face.... Where are the brats?"

Mion smiled. – "They were too happy to find you, but it would be strange if two elementary school girls came with us so we sedated them and put them in a cage"

I sighed. – "And I am the crazy one..."

"We all are" - Shion smiled at me, although her look was not happy. – "That is why we should be together... But you did not want it that way..."

"And now what? Will you kill me and keep my corpse like a rag doll?" – I sighed.

"It's an option" – Shion smiled. – "But honestly I would like to do this in a peaceful way... We don't want another Satoshi or Keiichi... It would be sad to lose you that way"

I smiled wryly. – "Let's make a deal, but first let me go"

"Nope~" – Shion smiled and hugged my arm tightly. – "No more tricks, no more lies... You will stay with us... Forever..."

"Fine" - I moved my arm to break the syringe, I took a step back breaking the needle, and moved my neck to break the razor blade. – "But without these stupid things, it is a nuisance"

Mion moved her hand to her backpack so I gently held her arm making it look like I'm just lovingly holding her hand. – "Without guns, the shots will attract attention, better use a knife"

Mion held a hunting knife without taking it out of her backpack.

I let go of Mion and looked at the three troublesome girls.

The three girls kept quiet, but if I show even the slightest sign of wanting to escape then they'll pull out whatever they were hiding in their backpacks to capture me dead or alive.

I sighed and extended my arms. – "How about a welcome hug?"

The three girls looked at each other and nodded.

Without hesitation the three girls hugged me without using weapons to threaten me, just a sincere hug, or well, almost, they had surrounded my body to prevent me from escaping.

"Good coordination" - I sighed.

"Thank you, we were practicing" – Shion smiled like a maiden in love.

I sighed. – "What would you say if I told you that I am married?"

The hug around me tightened and Rena seemed to want to take something out of her backpack.

"To clarify, I have several wives, in fact, I formed a harem... Later I will explain the whole situation" - I smiled wryly when I saw a scalpel. – "The thing is that if you promise not to cause problems then I promise not to abandon you again"

"..."

There was silence as the students entering the school looked at me with jealousy, disgust, disbelief, and admiration.

In the eyes of others, I am being embraced by three beautiful women without knowing that they have serious mental problems.

"If it's another one of your tricks, I'll kill you" – Shion stopped feigning tenderness and spoke in a low voice. – "I will look for your family, I will kill them, I will force you to see how I tear off their skin... I will make you eat your sister's skin... I will kill every person around you..."

I smiled and stroked her hair. – "I will accept it this time, but if you threaten my sister again I will rip your head off"

"..." - Shion nodded. – "I think it is fair... But, just as you take care of your sister, you must take care of me... You cannot leave me again..."

"Deal did" - I smiled. – "Mion? Rena?"

Mion nodded wryly. – "I thought you would kill me or I would kill you... This is better than nothing"

"I agree" – Rena nodded and smiled sincerely as she rubbed her cheek against my back. - "I'm happy to see you"

I smiled and hugged the three girls.

"What the hell did I just see?" - Arisa asked expressionlessly.

"A romantic comedy version of a horror movie" – BB smiled while eating popcorn.

"Are all yakuza mentally disturbed?" – Coco asked in confusion.

"I think only this pervert is" – Rushia shook her head.

"The master is happy, only that matters" – Kon nodded.

Tsubaki smiled bitterly. – "Well... I think this is a happy result... Or I don't know, I am confused"

"No one died" - I smiled internally. – "It is a good result"

Tsubaki sighed. - "It's true"

Now I just have to take care that these girls don't stab every idiot who speaks ill of me or this school will lose 90% of the male population...

Having a harem of crazy women is complicated.