Chapter 222: Flag
"Nice to meet you, my name is Sonozaki Shion, I come from a small village and I just arrived in this city with my sister, it's nice to meet you and I hope we can be friends" - Shion introduced herself with a charming smile making the boys of the hall will be moved by her beauty and charm.
"Do you have a boyfriend?" – Nana asked with a friendly and innocent attitude.
Shion nodded and pointed at me.
"That asshole again?!" – An idiot could not contain her indignation.
"That language!" – Kyoko spoke furiously, but she should be more attentive to the murderous look that Rena was giving the idiot.
I threw a tiny piece of an eraser at Rena's forehead to snap her out of her homicidal thoughts.
"Ouch!" – Rena massaged her forehead with a pitiful expression that made her look like a defenseless little animal.
I looked in Tsugumi's direction and saw her moving her lips without speaking. - "Seriously?"
I moved my lips. – "I will explain it to you later"
Tsugumi sighed, she must be tired of my chaotic love life.
Kyouko sighed. – "Shion-san, you can take a seat"
Shion smiled kindly and walked to the seat next to Tsugumi.
Rena and Mion introduced themselves in a similar way and all three times Nana asked them if they had a boyfriend to which they pointed at me.
Needless to say, the hateful glares against me only increased as Kyoko no longer knew whether to sigh wryly or disappointedly.
Why are the three girls in my classroom?
Plot, as simple as that, it is useless to make sense of this stupidity.
"Do you want to rival King Solomon in the number of wives?" – Nana asked me with amusement.
"Of course, you always have to point to the top" - I smiled wryly. - "Do you want to join?"
Nana let out a light laugh. - "I'll think about it"
She keeps thinking I'm kidding, she's so naive that she's cute.
The class started and nothing special happened, just a peaceful break I just have to pretend that I care about studying without having to work. School is not so bad...
Lunchtime came and again Kyoko asked me to accompany her to the teacher's lounge.
I sighed and looked at the three new psycho girls.
"This is Tsugumi" - I pointed to my wife. – "For now, follow her and do not cause problems... I am serious"
"What are you talking about? We are lovely and peaceful women" – Shion smiled at me innocently.
I looked at Tsugumi and she understood the signal. These girls are classified as unstable and potentially dangerous, but they are not enemies, similar to Rebecca Lee aka Revy. The initial instance of this chapter being available happened at N0v3l.Bin.
Tsugumi sighed and nodded, she will see to it that these girls don't start killing random idiots.
I accompanied Kyoko and we arrived at the teachers' lounge.
This time there were no other teachers so Kyoko wanted to speak privately with me.
"Please have a seat" – Kyoko sighed and took a seat so I sat in front of her.
Kyoko looked at me with a mix of disappointment, concern, and sadness. – "I was hoping that the rumors about you were an attempt at bullying but now that I see that you really do not know self-control..."
"The script is failing again" - Arisa frowned. – "Teachers are supposed to ignore protagonists with harems and nobody cares about these problems"
I rolled my eyes internally. – "With the rumors about my bad attitude and the fact that I declared to have a harem, it is obvious that the teachers would react since my attitude breaks social norms so my presence can damage the reputation of the school"
"..." - Arisa pouted. – "The romantic comedies lied!"
If reality is disappointing, fiction can be too...
I smiled wryly at Kyoko. – "In this world, I don't have daughters so I have a bit of self-control"
"This isn't funny" – Kyoko sighed. – "What do you plan to do with your life? Don't you care about your future? Do you plan to live irresponsibly and libertine all your life? What about those girls? Don't you think about the damage you do to them with this kind of relationship?"
I shrugged listlessly. – "In order, my answers would be, I plan to work to support my family no matter how big it becomes... my future consists of not dying... I plan to accept every beautiful woman who wants to have a relationship with me... those girls are my family so I will take care of them... I am aware of the effects of my actions and that is why I strive to give them a good life... Next question?"
Kyouko frowned. – "Do you really not care about your life?"
"My suicidal phase ended a long time ago so if I care about my life" - I shrugged.
Kyoko froze at my unexpected response.
"Look, I understand that you are a kind woman and you really care about my future, I sincerely appreciate and respect that" - I sighed tiredly. – "But I am not a depressed teenager, a child with family abandonment traumas, or an existentialist with no purpose in life, I am just an idiot who tries to live as best he can, so giving me a nice motivational talk is not going to help much"
"Luis, it is not necessary to be so direct..." - Tsubaki sighed.
I sighed internally. – "If I don't not make things clear to her, she will try to save me from a self-destructive life and when she realizes that it is useless, she will get depressed and start a new drama, I am tired of this shit"
"How do you know that's going to happen if you don't watch anime?" - Arisa asked curiously.
"I am guided by the plot of an Indian soap opera" - I smiled internally with irony.
"Anime and soap operas are different!" – Arisa shouted furiously.
"The format changes, but the argument is the same" – Internally I rolled my eyes.
"Hmph!" – Arisa pouted and stopped talking to me.
Kyoko had a complex expression not knowing what to say.
She really wants to help me, but she doesn't know how to do it since it's obvious that I'm not confused and I'm fully aware of my actions.
Kyoko tried to regain her composure. – "I would like to talk to your parents..."
"Of course, my mother is busy doing nothing so she has free time, as for my father..." - I showed slight disgust. – "Well, if you know where he is please tell me, the bastard took the money I saved for my sister's university"
"..." – And again there was an awkward silence.
"Are you having fun bugging this teacher?" – System Goddess asked.
"Because what you say?" - I contained the smile.
"Because I'm having fun too" – System Goddess smiled.
"You two are dangerous when you're bored" – Tsubaki sighed.
"Senpai has fun teasing beautiful women, senpai is developing fetishes worthy of a generic protagonist" - BB sighed with false disappointment.
...
Shit.
I sighed and scratched the back of my neck as if feeling guilty. – "Okay, let's do this... I will follow any recommendation you give me to improve my life or something like that, but I will continue with my messy love life since I sincerely love the women who were willing to accept me"
Kyoko stared at me and then flashed a small smile. – "I am sure you can be a good student, you are always attentive in class and answer correctly in all subjects... You just need a little self-control to be an excellent student"
"I don't promise to limit my love life, but I'll keep up my class performance." I rolled my eyes and then sighed. - "That's fine?"
Kyoko smiled with slight resignation. – "It is not fine, but for now it is progress"
"So..." - I sighed tiredly and annoyed. – "Can I go to eat now?"
Kyoko smiled slightly bitterly. – "Actually I asked a friend to help me talk to you since I imagined that you would be stubborn... But I will give you some time to eat during class, just do it discreetly so that you do not have problems"
Break the rules to follow the rules... Ironic.
Kyoko left the teacher's room for a moment so I took out my cell phone and sent a message to Tsugumi to tell her that I won't be able to eat with her so I put her in charge of taking care of the troublesome girls, I also sent a message to Ichika to explain a little the situation.
Ichika said no problem, but she asked me to meet up tonight to talk to Nino.
I also noticed a new message that caught my attention.
Since I have been involved with too many women I have not had time to contact them all so I wait for them to approach me.
The message was from Miko Yotsuya, the girl who sees ghosts.
(Author's Note: Miko Yotsuya of Mieruko-chan)
Apparently, she heard that I am in the same school so she hopes to see me.
She's cute as this girl doesn't want to be a bother despite living in constant fear of seeing ghosts.
Categories: Woman. Secondary heroine. Isekai]
A hero?
No, this woman has no special energy and her fate is as insignificant as a background character.
Maybe she has a skill to hide her skills?
But there are no records of heroes in this school...
"Arisa, explain" – I didn't even look at the girl and entered the classroom, but kept an eye on her presence to look for any unusual movement.
"I didn't see that series, but an acquaintance from work who was an editor at a major publisher told me about a new isekai-type light novel, in the sketches for the illustrations this girl appeared along with a white-haired boy and other waifus..." - Arisa frowned.
"Don't you know any important plot points?" – I saw that Tsugumi and the girls were in their seats and they smiled when they saw me.
In the corner of the classroom, I saw the red-haired girl from yesterday who seemed to want to talk to me about something important.
Mr. Ichijo didn't tell me what the arrangement was with the Hiyama family but it must be something stupid.
"I don't know the plot, but I understand that the plot begins during class time and involves several students" – Arisa was trying to remember.
The problem with the title 'Otaku' is that the information could be destroyed if a Higher Entity tries to extract the Otaku's memories. This is one of the ways the multiverse protects this information.
Because of this, I can't use my abilities to improve Arisa's memory and can only teach her memory-enhancing meditation techniques since mind spells and brain-enhancing genetic enhancements don't help with 'Spoiler'-rated memories.
I sighed internally. – "I just came back from one world, it would be stupid if I go to another world just because the plot stalled"
"That's a flag!" – Arisa yelled with a mixture of anxiety and expectation.
"Flag? What are you talking about?" – I sighed.
"Murphy's law!" - Arisa yelled louder. – "Quick, change your concept of Protagonist! The plot armor can act now that you raised a flag!"
I quickly tried to use [Dissociative Identity], but it was too late.
[System Notification: The skill 'Hero's Destiny' has been linked to a hero summoning. The summoning occurs four meters away from the user so the summoning ritual will be expanded to include the user]
[System Notification: The user's body is being restrained by Destiny Energy and magical energy. The user has denied use 'Rasen' to free himself]
Although traveling to another world will be troublesome, I really don't want to stay here, I need to release stress...
On the other hand, this ritual is a natural ritual and not an artificial ritual like the one used by the racists of Paradise. Using [Rasen] will cause the ritual to go out of control which can cause a magical explosion that will kill almost all the students in the school and possibly half the city...
I can't destroy the ritual, but I can reconfigure it with the help of System Goddess.
[System Notification: The skill 'Motherfucker Dimensional' has acknowledged a request for help through the skill 'Hero's Destiny']
[Request: Find and return the Milf's daughter.
Applicant: Remia ('Character Sheet' identified origin: Arifureta Shokugyou from Sekai Saikyou)
Danger levels:
- Destruction of the physical body: 30% - 40% (Possible interference from a Higher Entity)
- Destruction of the mind: 0% (Possible interference from a Higher Entity)
- Soul Destruction: 0% (Possible interference from a Higher Entity)
Accept request?:
YES / NO]
More reasons to travel, I really hate teen dramas...
[System Notification: An analysis skill is obstructing the 'Mythomania' skill. It is recommended to change the Concept to 'Fraud' to enhance the skill 'Mythomania']
Damnit, that will be a problem.
"Luis, this energy is from Paradise, but I don't know if it's the enemy faction or the ally..." - System Goddess warned me with concern when feeling the energy of the ritual.
One shit after another... Stupid Protagonist concept.
Less than half of the students were in the classroom and Kyoko hadn't arrived yet so there wasn't a teacher to inspire the students' confidence, but instead of panicking, everyone was surprised when the floor was covered with magical runes.
Tsugumi protected Chitoge and Honda entered through the window to protect Marika.
Raku wasn't here yet so his secret bodyguards weren't around.
Mion, Shion, and Rena took out their weapons in their backpacks making Honda frown, but none of that mattered.
The light began to cover the classroom so I quickly synchronized my consciousness with System Goddess.
System Goddess modified the ritual settings using my [Anti-Rasen] to create a time anomaly similar to the magic circle in the basement of the Ichijo residence.
This will make each month out of this world the equivalent of a second on Gaia, so no one will notice our absence as long as we don't take more than a century to return.
I don't have time to inform Mr. Ichijo, but I'm sure he will know about this incident so he will send people to prevent this summoning of heroes from becoming known in the same way that supernatural incidents are kept secret.
This is troublesome shit... But I'm sick of teen dramas, I'd rather go back to the battlefield than keep putting up with the stupid shit of idiots who are jealous of me.
[System Notification: The skill 'Dissociative Identity' has been activated.
Concept: Protagonist > Fraud
Effects:
- Bonus in skills related to the concepts 'Lie', 'Deception' and 'Betrayal'.
- Bonus in skills related to luck.
- Immunity to mid-level and lower Oaths and Contracts.
- Negative Karma Bonus.
- Penalty of Positive Karma.
- Decrease in skills related to destiny.
- Decrease in combat skills.
- Decrease in skills related to the concept 'Justice']
[System Notification: The skill 'Mythomania' has managed to deceive a Superior Entity]
Well, here we go again...
"Why do I think this makes you happy?" – Rushia asked with doubt.
"Senpai hates school and prefers war" – BB shrugged. – "Senpai claims to be civilized, but it is obvious that senpai enjoys beheading idiots"
"Cutting heads is fun" – Ortro nodded.
"...God wants to behead people?"
Rachel normally keeps silent so sometimes I forget her presence inside my soul... Strangely she became friends with Ortro.
As she pondered how my soul became a vacation hotel, the light completely covered us sending us to another world.
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Author's Note:
Sudden?
Effectively.
Forced plot?
Obviously.
Do I like coffee?
Absolutely.
On an additional note, I take into account all the comments and I really appreciate the ideas and suggestions, however, some aspects of the plot are decided in Pa – Tre – On because, well, coffee does not pay for itself and I am part of the capitalist system. .
Anyway, a hug <3