Chapter 259: The best cannon fodder is a senile old man

Chapter 259: The best cannon fodder is a senile old man

After returning to my wife's company I couldn't relax since a thread of destiny connected to the plot armor I stole from the protagonist Qin Chao (My Beautiful Teacher) appeared on my hand.

"This is ridiculous" - I sighed internally.

"The plot armor of Chinese novels is the densest" – Nyaruko shrugged. – "There is literally an event every three steps so now you will get another waifu, find a celestial treasure or face a clichéd villain"

"Because of the excess plot, my poor and pitiful senpai won't have time to breathe, it's so tragic that I want to cry" - BB dried her fake tears with a handkerchief.

"Little brother, why don't we destroy this filthy planet? So I can hug you while we forget everything else♥" – Chiyo spoke with hearts in her eyes.

I sighed internally. – "Although I like that idea, I have the feeling that it will be too dangerous to try to destroy this World so I can only use the problematic route"

"Do you want a hug?" - Abby asked with concern.

I smiled slightly. – "Maybe later, first we will check what happens with the Plot"

"Tch, senpai was caught by the loli's innocent charm" – BB spoke with disgust.

I sighed. – "BB, if you want I can also give you a hug"

"*Happy kohai sounds*" – BB smiled.

This girl... Well, she's kind of cute in her own way.

I put up several barriers in Lin Ruoxi's office since there are some idiots guarding the outside of the building. Those idiots are from the secret service so I don't need to eliminate them.

I hid my presence with [Mythomania] and used Abby's skills to get out of the building without being detected by other entities.

The thread of destiny did not mark a heroine, but it showed the main trigger of the Plot so I must hurry.

The place was a middle-class residential building, it was nothing impressive, but there was something strange about it.

I carefully analyzed the place in case some powerful entity was hiding in the place and indeed there was something.

It was not really a hidden entity, but the remnants of a powerful entity's consciousness, although these remnants were so faint that even a strong cultivator could not detect them.

"Oh, the remnants of an old monster's consciousness" – System Goddess seemed interested in the situation.

"Do you understand this plot?" – I asked with a little expectation.

"Yes" – System Goddess nodded. – "Although the soul of that cultivator is wounded, he will be able to resurrect if he absorbs the life energy of a few hundred people, I can feel that the Dao of that cultivator is a demonic path without fear of punishment from the heavens so he does not he will hesitate to kill innocent people to heal his body"

"Senpai is worse so we can't judge him" – BB shrugged.

"... True" - System Goddess smiled wryly. – "The point is that the soul and consciousness of that cultivator are trapped inside the Nine Tribulations Seal... Ahem, a vase with an ancient seal, if the vase is broken then the cultivator can escape and control a human body to try to be reborn, although his energy is very weak at the moment so his power can be easily suppressed with the minimum of Buddhist or Saint energy."

"Oh, I get it, then the cultivator will escape, enter the protagonist's body, and in some totally convenient way the protagonist will suppress the cultivator making the protagonist obtain the power and inheritance of the cultivator" – Nyaruko smiled excitedly. – "It is so clichéd and predictable that I love it!"

"When Arisa's punishment is over, I'll introduce her to you, you girls will be good friends" - I smiled wryly. – "So this grower is the trigger for the plot"

"So it seems" – System Goddess agreed. – "You can let destiny flow as it has been established by the heavens while you take advantage of the situation to control the protagonist, or you can substitute the protagonist and yourself be the center of destiny"

Working behind the scenes will make it harder for me to get the heroines, though it will reduce my workload.

Being the protagonist will give me too many headaches, but I can reap the benefits more directly.

How complicated...

"A vote!" – BB shouted with joy. – "Who wants to see senpai being a Simp protagonist who talks about frogs and wells?!" nôvel binz was the first platform to present this chapter.

"Me!" – Nyaruko.

"I vote for what Nyaruko votes for" – Kuuko.

"That sounds like fun" – Haachama.

"Hey Listen! Beat up all the arrogant jerks while acting like an even more arrogant jerk! Prove that only the Harem King is allowed to have waifus while all the other men look at you with jealousy since they don't have a single waifu in their pathetic lives!" – Navi.

"Okay now, who votes for senpai to be the villain who manipulates everything behind the scenes to then show up as an evil final boss?" - BB raised her hand. - "Me! I love senpai with final boss complex!"

"It is better if you choose the least stressful path, you already have too many problems on you" – Tsubaki.

"I choose what friend wants" - Ortro.

"Little brother, it's better not to get directly involved with those idiots, better hug Onee-san~" – Chiyo.

"Ummm, it's better if you have free time to relax" – Abby.

"Zzzzz, hehe always together... zzzzzz" – Gogh is still asleep...

"The master already has many headaches" – Kon.

"Me!" – Haachama.

"You can't vote twice" – BB rolled her eyes.

"I am two people so I can vote twice" – Haachama smiled.

"... Makes sense" – BB nodded. – "Four votes for the protagonist, six votes for the final boss and two votes out, win the final boss!"

I rolled my eyes. – "What about my opinion?"

"This is a discussion of waifus, senpai has no right to speak" - BB sneered.

"Hey Listen! I'm not a waifu, you fucking idiot!" – Navi shouted with joy.

"There are many readers who say otherwise" - BB sneered.

"They are a group of sick degenerates who sexualize any animal and object, they have no right to freedom of expression!" – Navi keeps shouting with joy when he is angry.

"Heh, you're a waifu even if you don't want to" – BB was having fun.

"Fuck you idiot, I'd rather die than let the asshole put his dick in my mouth so fuck y'all!" – Navi tried to hit BB but the idiot is unable to cause damage.

"Are you still saying the stupid things about readers and players?" - Nyaruko frowned. – "I already told you that the multiverse is made up of alternate realities that reflect fictional stories, we are not in a world of fiction"

"Daoloth, stop saying that" – Abby frowned. – "Tulzscha fell into depression after listening to you talk about living in a fictional world and decided to fall into eternal sleep, I will not allow you to contaminate Onii-san's mind with such nonsense"

BB already mentioned to me that she doesn't have a good relationship with most of the Old Ones and Outer Gods because she was talking about the bizarre truth, we are fictional characters.

In fact, that was why Beast VII decided to kill her, BB's words made him doubt her own existence.

Because of this, I put mental barriers on my lovers so that they never fall into existential depression upon hearing the truth, so I can talk about the Plot in front of them without hurting them.

The Old Ones and Outer Gods in my party don't have these barriers as their minds are strong enough to resist the truth, though they don't really believe BB's words, and their minds register it as meaningless rambling, the most basic but efficient defense mechanism.

"Say what you want, idiots" – BB sneered. – "Senpai believes me and that's all that matters to me ♥ you can all go to hell"

"If you dare to damage my little brother's mind with your stupidities I will kill you" - Chiyo narrowed her eyes.

"Oh, you can try~" – BB's eyes were red. – "The only reason why you are not a stuffed skin rug is because of my contract with senpai, now that I have my abilities back I can crush you like the parasite you are"

Nyaruko and Abby frowned at BB's expression.

The thing that worried me the most is starting to happen...

"Nee, senpai..."

"Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to" - While Qin Chao ate in the park, I had his consciousness separated from his body and stored it separately to make a record with the information in his mind, then I had Luo De take body control while [Anti-Rasen] concealed his energy so that cultivators couldn't detect him.

I stood next to Luo De while my [Anti-Rasen] formed a concealment barrier, then I changed my appearance to become the bodyguard Lu San.

"How good are you at imitating other people?" – I asked the cultivator.

"Tch, you stinky brat, I have crawled through filth to survive in this world where dog eats dog" – Qin Chao (Luo De) frowned. – "Just tell me what you want me to do and stop wasting time, I need to rebuild the foundations of my cultivation"

I took out a jade necklace and handed it to my new subordinate. – "Here are enough resources for you to modify your meridians and rebuild your dantian, there are also materials to make concealment arrays so that other cultivators do not discover your energy, I left a manual so you can make the arrays"

"Tch, I know how to make concealment arrays" – Luo De snorted disdainfully. – "The space rings stopped being used in the last 1000 years or because it is a necklace?"

"The space rings are still the most used" - I shrugged. – "But I was raised by a macho and homophobic imbecile, I will not give a ring to a man"

"..." – Luo De looked at me wryly. – "Well, it is better that you are a smelly brat and not a porcelain cup, that would be unpleasant"

"They are going to make us a thread on Twitter!" - BB yelled in fake panic.

"Hey Listen! Fuck the idiots with trap fetishes! Progressivism sucks!" – Navi, you are going to get us in trouble...

Whatever.

I used the memory transfer technique on Luo De to obtain Qin Chao's memories. – "Go to his house and start cultivating, pretend to be him based on his memories, by the contract we now have a mental link so contact me if a problem occurs"

"Tch, to think that the big me would have to stoop to acting like a stinky brat's dog" – Luo De sighed bitterly. – "Fine, but don't forget, you must help me destroy those fucking hypocritical monks"

"Don't worry" - I smiled. – "I will not rest until this country falls"

Although revenge seems stupid to me, I will not forgive that Senko and Shiro were injured...

"Fine" – Luo De smiled and went to Qin Chao's house after I removed the barrier.

I was about to return to Lin Ruoxi's company, but at that moment I saw another thread of destiny in my hand, this time it was a thread of romance.

Nearby is a heroine from 'My Beautiful Teacher'.

I'm not really interested since I have enough problems, but [Paranoia] warned me that this heroine was important to the plot and could be useful for my idea of causing chaos in this country.

I only had to take a few steps when a beautiful woman approached me and without warning, she hugged me from behind.

In another situation, I would have attacked her unconsciously, but I can recognize that this woman is only looking for a kind of human shield to prevent an idiot from harassing her.

"My husband!" – The woman pressed her big breasts on my back.

[Name: Su Ji

Source: My Beautiful Teacher

Categories: Woman. Main heroine. Sexy teacher. Buddhist cultivator (Spoiler). Vampire (Spoiler alert). Diabolical puppet (Spoiler). Qin Chao's Harem (Spoiler) Dark Pope (Spoiler)]

"Heh, this woman smells like trouble~" – BB scoffed.

"Stop running! Damn catch the bitch who dared to hit me!" – A group of gang members with hair painted in different colors approached us with an intimidating attitude.

"Husband, I'm being bullied!" – The woman hugged me tightly while she spoke with false fear.

"This man is your husband?" – an idiot looked at me with hatred and jealousy.

"My husband is my husband!" – The woman kept saying stupid things.

I sighed. – "Although it is nice to feel your breasts on my back, I do not like physical contact with strangers and if you keep saying that I am your husband you will have to take responsibility"

"..." – Su Ji didn't let go of me. – "Husband, stop saying strange things and protect me from these bullies!"

"This woman's brain is full of garbage, this woman is garbage, we must eliminate the garbage..." - Chiyo began to mutter.

"Well, I warned you" - I sighed. – "First let go of me or I won't be able to protect you"

Su Ji released me, though she seemed worried that I would decide to run away without helping her. A totally irrational woman.

I honestly want to leave without getting involved in this shit, but she's important to the plot, and well, her body suits my tastes. Great breasts and good thighs...

"Hey asshole, get out of here! Let's take care of that bitch!" – An idiot approached me while he was holding a bicycle chain as a weapon.

I reached up and stopped the chain before it hit my face. – "Don't call my wife a bitch"

I pulled the chain and hit the idiot's stomach causing him to fall to the ground as he vomited.

I didn't kill him right away since Su Ji looks like a normal woman who hasn't seen death even though she has Buddhist energy and a cultivation item. Maybe she joined a sect recently or a member of her family taught her how to cultivate, I'll look into it later.

I quickly hit the group of idiots. No one died, but they will need wheelchairs for the rest of their lives and they won't be able to reproduce either.

"My name is Su Ji, thank you for saving me" – Su Ji shyly thanked me.

"Your charm stat has gone up so much that now you can conquer jade beauties just by breathing" – Nyaruko smiled wryly. – "What was expected of a system user"

Su Ji seems to be in a crush moment due to the fact that I protected her from a group of idiots.

I've already met several girls like her, Pansy also quickly fell in love with me due to me saving her from an idiot.

If the plot armor is added to this, then it can be said that Su Ji is one step away from entering my harem, although she seems the type of woman who does not share her husband, so I'll have to make her fall deeply in love with me to accept that I have a harem.

I smiled wryly. – "I am Lu San... I did not think to get a wife just for walking at night, maybe I should walk more often to find more troublesome women who drag me into meaningless fights"

Su Ji pouted. – "It was not my fault, that idiot tried to touch my butt so I kicked his balls"

I smiled. – "Nice, I have a good wife"

We talked for a bit until we had to leave since it was night so I left a space mark on her body and we parted ways.

Su Ji has money so she called a private driver to come back to her house.

Why didn't she call someone for help?

Simple, what she has of beauty she lacks intellect.

Before leaving, she asked me for my phone number and she promised to talk to me to invite me to eat as a thank you, she even offered to give me a job since my clothes look like that of a person without much money.

With everything done I went back to my wife's company to try to relax.

"Hey you stinky brat..." – Luo De contacted me with the mind link making me question why the fuck I can't have 5 minutes of peace.

Shitty author...

"What happened?" – I massaged my forehead.

"The body I'm occupying is an Inborn Demon Body which is a valuable treasure for demon cultivators and demons in the West... It seems I'm not the only one who noticed this, a little devil tried to contact me thinking I'm the original Qin Chao and she wants the soul of the unlucky boy" - Luo De snorted disdainfully. – "Damn plagues of the west, daring to step on our immortal territory, tch"

I beg you, just give me 5 minutes of peace...

"Oh, now that I see her up close she has a Satan-like presence, maybe she is the daughter of that cocky idiot... Heh, if she dies we can create a very funny situation with those idiots from the west"

..... I hate you.