3.17 In Which the Dark Lord Will Cross that Bridge When He Comes to It

3.17 In Which the Dark Lord Will Cross that Bridge When He Comes to It

This is a trap, Gizmit quietly declared once we were all in position.

Explain? I requested.

Hoy used to live in this complex, as a high-ranking authority. He knows how its laid out. Hes leading what amounts to a raid on it, which should mean moving his people in as fast as possible to fan out in a search pattern and find the intruders. Instead, hes got them all milling around in that extremely exposed courtyard, doingevidently nothing. Theyre not even preparing defenses or organizing to move in. Look at em, thats clearly a throng of people who do not know what theyre supposed to be doing right now. And like I said, he knows very well that he is surrounded by vantage points. But not only did he position his people right in the middle of them, hes not even looking up. That specifically is suspicious. Any halfway rational person would be keeping an eye on the dangerous spots overlooking him. Hes making a show of not looking up.

I studied the scene laid out below us with fresh eyes, taking in her meaning.

Jadraks company HQ had a really impressive main entrance, carved into a natural (or so I assumed, from the stalactites) cavern. The front wall was deeply arched inward making its outer facade resemble an amphitheater; in front of it was a wide ledge, mostly encircled by the walls but fronted by a deep ravine which vanished into inscrutable blackness below. The wide tunnel entrance opposite was reached by a bridge that appeared to be made of wrought iron, from its surface to it support struts to the chains linking it to the ceiling abovenice advertising for a company that dealt in metal. At the highest level of the facade was a single long balcony divided by pillars into a series of alcoves, in one of which we now stood; this completely encircled the uppermost reach of the cavern, even crossing the ravine and providing a walkway all the way around to provide three hundred sixty degrees of coverage. According to the familiars, there were no tunnels branching off from the opposite side, it was a purely decorative feature.

Gizmit was right: anybody who knew this was here and expected opposition should not be fooling around down there in the open. They could be hit from above in any direction. And yet

Those goblins sure were wandering round under an obvious lack of instructions. A few of them did peer nervously up at the ring of alcoves from time to time, hence why we were crouched and only peeking over with the utmost caution. They were armed, too; a few here and there with hand-to-hand weapons but mostly carrying those heavy slingshots goblins liked, and pouches of those spiked metal balls. Perhaps Hoy assumed if they came under attack from above they could just return fire? They had a lot more ranged capability than we did Then again, if he was here for the reasons we suspected, hed been warned by a devil that there was a Dark Lord here. Slingshots seemed like a tenuous thread on which to hang the outcome of this confrontation.

Hoy himself was easy to pick out, and not just because the other goblins gave him a wide berth of personal space. He was a big goblin, standing head and shoulders above the rest; I would almost put him in very short adult human territory in terms of size. And man, did he have a sense of style. In general fashion his outfit resembled the Judges uniform, with a heavy trench coat and wide-brimmed hat, except where Judges wore brown he was in an eye-searing lime green, and all his stuff had elaborate artifact-style metal embellishments that appeared to be made of actual gold. Thats right, gold over lime green; it hurt the eyes like staring into a tacky solar eclipse. Continuing his mimicry of a Judge, he carried a bladestaff longer than he was tall, though instead of having the sharp part concealed in a mechanical housing it had four crescent-shaped blades attached to one end by their outer arcs, so that it bristled with eight sharp points. Sort of like a flimsy mace, in appearance.

Altogether Hoy looked like a Hollywood depiction of a pimp whod gotten lost in a Final Fantasy game and gone native. And he was juststanding there. Holding his wicked-looking bladestaff, slowly staring around at the cavern and his aimlessly meandering minions. So pointedly not looking up at the alcoves that it could only have been deliberate.

I see your point, Yoshi murmured. Why, though? It sure looks like we could kill him from here with one arrow. Whats he got that makes this a trap?

Naz, Gizmit, keep an eye on this and let us know if anything changes, I quietly ordered, already retreating from the edge. Nazralind nodded at me and Gizmit gave me a thumbs up without taking her eyes off the scene below. I couldnt help but take note of the lack of her usual ignoring me and/or pointing out that I wasnt her boss. Funny how someones behavior changes when theyre angling for a job.

The rest retreated with me, back into the tunnel through which wed reached here and out of any possible view of the goblins below.

Okay, I said as soon as we had attained a comfortable distance from the edge, that goblin knows hes facing something incredibly dangerous and is obviously confident that he can beat it, even after sacrificing the element of surprise. Were assuming hes the Void witch, right? So what does that mean?

I know you dont like talking about the Void, Yoshi added to Radatina, but we need to know what were up against. Its shapeless magic, right? Cause if he can justwhip out anything he can imagine, thatd explain why he thinks hes a match for a Dark Lord.

Oh, he really would be if it was that easy, Biribo scoffed. Void magic aint nearly that helpful, kid.

Ugh, fine, youre right, the pixie conceded with ill grace. Okay, look, it is not that easy. The problem with Void magic is it is shapelesspure magic. And magic is just what happens when you turn thoughts into physical reality. But mortal brains arent set up for that; thought is disorganized and very metaphorical. If you just tried to think something into existence without a framework like the Blessing system to guide it, well, almost anything might happen, but the only guarantee is you wouldnt get what you wanted, or anything useful. Like when the Dark Lord here accidentally triggered a Void effect and all it did was knock him out.

Wait, thats all? I didnt disappear?

Everyone stared at me.

Because Im positive Iwent somewhere.

Probably just inside your own head, boss, said Biribo. You gave it an open-ended command: reveal yourself. The Void cant interpret that in any way that would make sense to you, so it probably justrevealed a bunch of random shit right into your brain. No wonder you just ended up confused.

Did you get any useful information out of it? Aster asked.

I couldnt fully withhold a grimace. Notreally. I had an impression of That is, I think someone spoke to me? Yeah, Im pretty sure there wasa voice. Its all muddled, though, I cant remember anything.

And no wonder, Radatina said archly. Thats classic Void magicits just not compatible with peoples brains. Were lucky you just triggered an information-gathering effect so all it did was give you a brief nightmare. If it had caused a physical reaction the whole place couldve blown up. So! The thing with Void witches is theyve bargained with a devil to get their own piece of magic, something they can actually use. Devils are people so attuned to the Void theyre completely adapted to it, able even to live in it. A devils help is necessary to turn the Void into anything remotely constructive.

SoHoy haswhat? Yoshi frowned at her. His own custom spell? Thats it?

A stupid Void witch will get something like that, said Biribo. Just a typical spell they can fire off like a normal one from a scroll. Smarter ones bargain for something more versatile. Itll be some kind of weird superpower, probably something more elaborate than a simple spell, but itll definitely have built-in limitations. His devil will have designed it along some manner of consistent theme. And most Void witches dont have more than one or at most two, because they have to bargain with a devil for each, and devils just plain dont want much. Youve only got one soul to trade, and the only other thing theyre interested in is your help to corrupt a Spirit so they can sucker in more victims.

So Hoy might have only one trick? I glanced back at the ledge, where Naz and Gizmit were still keeping watch.

Hes already got that ability to Bless goblins and produce two specific spell scrolls, remember? said Yoshi. So, yeah, if he sold his soul and corrupted that Spirit, probably just one additional power.

Dont assume, Aster cautioned. Rads said Jadrak and Hoy were the only two who visited the Spirit. Jadrak could also be a Void witch. If hes the one making the scrolls, Hoy might have more of a power set.Read latest chapters at novelhall.com Only

Okay, thats starting to sound more like somebody who thinks he can win after getting surprise-jumped by a Dark Lord, I murmured. Maizo, youre the intel guy here. What dirt can you dish on Hoy?

Finally, Maizos chance to shine, he said, grinning and showing off those missing teeth, which caused Zui to wince in sympathy. Right then! Quick rundown on Hoy: hes Blessed with Magic, known to be able to cast Shock, Fire Lance, Force Wave, and Flicker.

Uh, Biribo? I asked.

Short-range electrical attack, long-range fire-based attack, directional area-of-effect kinetic attack, short-range teleportation.

Thank you.

I cant speak for what other spells he may have picked up, or what this Void shit can do, obviously, Maizo clarified. Hoy is also justbigger. Stronger. Even before getting Blessed he was able to push other goblins around, and given that our physical strength is magically improved, hes probably got the sheer muscle to take any of you in a straightforward rassle.

Yoshi grimaced. Is there any good news?

Yeah, in fact. Hoy is well known to be the opposite of a people person. Selfish, rude, gratuitously nasty. Your classic neighborhood bully with tiny dick compensation syndrome. Hes got a rep for using his strength and his Blessing to get his way. I know that kind of behavior isnt exactly appreciated anywhere, so you tall folks may not have the context to grasp exactly how despised that dude is throughout Kzidnak. That is the opposite of everything goblin society is. Well, when theres not a Goblin King upending everything, I mean.

How is that good news? Yoshi demanded.

It means hell have no loyalty among those goblins he brought with him, right? Pashilyn answered.

Exactly! Maizo grinned at her, which caused her to also wince slightly. Thats the advantage: those mooks are loyal to Jadrak, not Hoy, and Jadrak is not here. Even better, you can pretty much count on Hoy to try spending their lives like pocket change just to slow you down; he doesnt respect or care about anybody but himself and possibly Jadrak, and it wouldnt shock me to learn that Hoy was plannin to take over as Goblin King as soon as you guysre out of the picture. Soon as you take out Hoy, the rest of emll scatter. Hell, might not even take that muchif it even looks like hes not gonna win, I bet a lot of his force will make their own discreet exit. They will only obey him as long as theyre more scared of him than you.

Im pretty confident I can fix their priorities, I said. Yoshi gave me a wary look.

Theres another thing to keep in mind when youre gauging strength, Radatina chimed in. That goblins Blessing of Magic isnt very strong; hell quickly tire out casting normal spells. His Void gift will be different. Blessings come with innate limitations and the ability to grow out of them as theyre used, so most people can only cast so many spells, or at a certain level of poweror have limits on the number of artifacts they can use at once, and how much strength the enchantments have. Champions get around this because the Blessing of Wisdom disables the limiters on the other two, so you can both use whatever artifacts you can carry and cast spells indefinitely at full strength. His Void gift will be like that, too. Theres nothing to limit it the way normal magic is.

Force Wave!

The blast of sheer kinetic energy not only knocked over the first ranks of goblins still turning on him, but caught and repelled the opening volley of projectiles fired in his direction. Really, the way the slingshot-armed goblins were just strewn around the open space in no particular formation, it was impressive any of them could manage to fire past each others heads and aim more or less at the attacking Hero.

But their volley was turned right back against them and wiped out a good third of the entire force in the first row, because as it turned out they were not firing standard-issue spiked balls like Sneppits security forces had: they were using those slingshots to sling fucking bombs.

Grenades whipped back into their own allies and went off, demolishing goblins in a far more brutal manner than anything I couldve managedsome of whose own ammunition went up in response. A chain of explosions tore across the entire half of the ledge closest to Yoshi, forcing him to duck behind his shield and stagger back, which was nothing compared to what happened to the goblins. Their purely self-inflicted losses were catastrophic; even the survivors began screaming and running around in a panic. Further incidental explosions occurred as slingshots misfired, grenades impacting the surrounding walls and columns and spraying shrapnel. Those explosions didnt seem to have a large blast radius, but they were powerful enough to gouge craters in stone.

Okay, I could see what Hoy was going for. If hed been attacked from above, his people wouldve hammered the attackers entire position with bombs and taken out most enemies by taking out everything in their vicinity. I had to admit, that probably would have worked on me. That didnt explain everything, though; I still didnt know why he was so confident hed survive the initial sniping attempt. Also, was he stupid? Even if he hadnt known Yoshi could cast Force Wave, having his lackeys shoot grenades in every direction while he was standing in the middle of them seemed utterly insane.

Whether or not Hoy was an idiot, clearly he still knew something I didnt.

Yoshi was still hunkered down behind his shield; I couldnt see blood and maybe he was just sensibly waiting for the aftershocks to diminish, but then again there was shrapnel flying everywhere.

Heal, I silently cast; pink light burst around the Hero.

Youre all fucking useless, Hoy spat in a more shrill voice than I was expecting for a goblin of his stature. Just stay out of the way and stop sucking up my air. Fire Lance!

Yoshi had just started to straighten up, but now ducked back down and took the hit square on his artifact shield. It pushed him back again, to say nothing of the backwash of flames that burst around him for a moment, but that didnt stop him immediately retaliating.

Force Bolt!

Hoy made a contemptuous swatting motion, andnothing happened. That spell had no visual effect save things getting knocked around when it impacted, but apparently it didnt. Did Yoshi justmiss? Well, he was casting under duress.

I strode invisibly forward, rapier in one hand and dagger in the other. It was taking me longer than I liked to close the distance, because the surviving goblins were all fleeing toward this end of the platform. If they tried to escape into our corridorwell, Aster and the others would have to deal with that. I was fully occupied sneaking through them without revealing my presence by kicking somebody.

Yoshi was trying to charge forward after a couple more Force Bolts failed to connect, and making little progress as Hoy kept hammering him with Fire Lancesand some pretty vulgar taunts. I gave him another quick Heal just in case hed been singed too badly.

Meanwhile, Id finally broken free of the crowd, who were doing their best to keep their distance from their leader. I had a straight shot to the Void witch now. Lengthening my stride, I raised my invisible rapier

My translucent rapier. As I drew close, it started to fade back into view. As did I.

Hoy hammered Yoshi with another Fire Lance, then turned and contemptuously swatted my blade aside with his staff, grinning cruelly up at me.

Nice try, wankstain.

Okay, this was a problem.

Slimeshot!

A desultory splatter of slimy droplets splashed the bladed head of Hoys staff, some trickling onto his sleeve.

Ugh. What the fuck was that supposed to be? Fuck off, idiot, Im busy.

He jabbed and slashed at me with the staff, but I was armed with an artifact sword and

Barely, clumsily, managed to deflect the vicious attack, nearly losing my grip on the blade. What? Where was my fencing mastery? Where was my invisibility?

Hoy had the gall to turn his back on me and pin down Yoshis attempted charge with two more Fire Lances. I had no compunctions about hitting him from behind.

Windburst!

A light breeze ruffled his fancy green coat; he ignored me completely.

What the fuck?

Sparkspray!

I successfully shot Hoy with a light puff of smoke, which he did not appear to notice, having turned to charge at Yoshi and physically force him backward. Yoshi managed to take the hits on his shield, but he was losing ground.

Shock!

At Hoys shout, an arc of lightning tore through the shield itself and Yoshi staggered backward with a yelp, losing his footing. Hoy loomed over him, raising his blade

No! Immolate!

A harmless flurry of sparks burst against the back of the goblin sorcerers coat. He paused, turning away from Yoshi to grin wolfishly at me.

Oh, you want some too, bitch? Wait your turn, Im busy.

Heal!

I wasnt sure how effective that would be against electrocutionah, good. Yoshi stopped twitching and managed our first success against the Void witch, landing an actual kick on his leg and forcing him to stagger back, cursing. It gave the Hero a moment to roll away and back to his feet, and me a moment to get updated by my familiar.

Boss! Thats his Void power! He is disabling Blessing magic! Artifacts, spells, all of it.

Oh. Yep, that explained it.

No wonder Hoy was so confident about taking on a Dark Lord. Without Blessings, a Dark Lord is just some clown facing an armed wizard whos physically stronger. Our forces were still in reserve, but they wouldnt be any more effective here than Yoshi and I.

Hm. We might actually be screwed this time.