...... It's been a week since then, and I haven't dived into the dungeon.
I've been wondering what happened to the infinite pork soup, but, well, there don't seem to be any strange rumors going around, so I guess it ran out of time and disappeared. I'm sure it is.
There was a knock at the door.
"Alec, I have something important to tell you."
Letty came to my room. She's the kind of weirdo who keeps her eggplant-colored pointy hat on even in the inn.
"Let's hear it."
I invited her into my room and locked the door so that no one would hear.
"So, what do you want to talk about?"
"Yeah, I've been thinking about it since then, and I think I like you."
Letty shrugged her shoulders and said as if it was nothing.
"Hmm? Oh, what, you're talking about that?"
"What did you think I was talking about?"
"No, don't worry about it. But when you say you like me, I mean you like my skill points, right?"
"Of course I do! Who likes old men? Oops, that was a mistake."
"Hmph, I'll give you points if you want them, but only in exchange for your body."
"Uh, that's for sex, right? You're not going to say 'give me your soul' or use it for alchemy, right?"
"I won't do that. I'm not like you"
"No, I've never used a human being as material, either."
"Okay, then. What do you want?"
"Hmmm... hmmm... ...... I understand! This is also for points, for the title of A-ranked mage. You can do whatever you want with me."
"Okay. Come on, then."
"Uh-huh. Um, be nice to me, okay?"
"Of course. Don't worry about that."
I hugged Letty and took off her robe. Underneath, she was wearing something like a leotard.
so I rip it off.
"Ahh……"
She was somewhat petite and had small breasts, but that was better.
When I stroked the bulge with my fingers, Letty immediately responded as if she couldn't stand it.
"Aahnn, hyaa!"
Rubbing more.
"Nnhh, Aahh, Alec, Kkhh."
I held Letty's body tightly as she tried to escape, and this time I used my tongue.
"Ahhnn!"
When I licked her nipples, Letty's slender body trembled and she closed her eyes, looking pleasant.
"What a good response for someone who said that she didn't like an old man."
"Not really, I didn't say I didn't like it, but I didn't expect it to feel this good."
"Then I'll make you feel even better."
"Ah!"
I lifted her ankles and rolled her onto her back on the bed, and now I licked her genitals.
"Uuaahh, t-this is, hyauuu! What is this, what is this. Ahh, I'm going to cum!"
"How it is? It feels good, doesn't it?"
"Y-yeah, It's so much better than masturbation. I didn't know that licked by men could be so good, uhhh."
"Then, I'll teach you more about it."
I inserted in the missionary position.
"Nnhh, hmmm……Ahh, hah, You're inside me. ......"
"Yeah. This is where it starts."
"Eeh? Uwahh! kyaa! Noo, Ahh, Ahh, Ahh! No, it's too intense! Aaahhnnn!"
I bobbed up and down on Letty's body, violating her violently.
"Hafuu ...... it's too amazing ......"
The dreamy Letty would probably change her attitude toward me a little now. I only gave her one point. One point at a time, that should be enough for her.
"Alec! There's a trouble!"
Serina opened the door and came in, but I told her not to take the key out of the lock without permission.
"You should have at least knocked."
"I don't have time for that. Ah, geez, you've even poisoned Letty. I warned her so much, but she..."
"We had an agreement. So, tell me what you want."
"The king wants to see you. He says it's urgent."
"Tch, I'm surprised he didn't find out sooner."
"I don't know if he knows it or not. But I hear the labyrinth is full to the second layer with pork soup."
"That's funny. No, it's not funny."
"Yeah, it's not. Anyway, I don't think we leave it alone."
"I guess so."
I went to the castle with Meena, Serina, and Luka.
We were ushered into a bleak drawing room, where the king and his ministers sat on a sofa discussing something with serious looks on their faces.In addition, there were Sarah and the other members of the A-rank party.
"Oh, Alec, yoo-hoo!"
Brainy Sarah, don't be so harmonious.
"Hey."
"You're here. Alec."
The king looks up. This one looks even more grim than usual. Tsk.
"What can I do for you, sir?"
"Don't be silly. I heard that you guys haven't been in the dungeon for about a week now."
"What about it?"
"We've been canvassing, and the party that came in after you saw the pork soup. You guys didn't see it?"
"No, sir. We found it, ate it, and left."
"Why didn't you report it to the gatekeeper soldiers? I heard you replied there was nothing to it."
"Well, that's because what we want is great weapons and armor."
"You make an exception for food. I won't punish you for it. Just tell me what you did with it."
Damn, you're treating me like a criminal from the get-go.
Well, I did it, didn't I?
"I opened the golden treasure chest, and out came the pork miso soup, that's all. And I prayed to the God of Glasses that I could have some pork miso soup."
"The God of Glasses, you say?"
"Oh no, I'm talking about this one."
"Haha, it was really Alec's work. Everyone said it was suspicious, but I'm impressed. It's not normal to serve that much pork soup. As expected of you Alec!"
"Sarah, this is no laughing matter."
Sarah's partner, a female warrior, is angry with me, but if we don't take countermeasures, not only the dungeon, but the whole country will be crushed by the pork soup.
"Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but if all you did was open the treasure chest, there's nothing you can do about it, right? Did you find any other items?"
"No. I didn't see anything. But I appraised it and found out that it's the 'Infinite Desire Device'."
"We've already appraised it. It seems to increase infinitely. Hmm, a treasure chest. ....... What do you think, Zenon?"
The king asks the minister next to him.
"It's difficult to say. I have consulted the literature of the past, but there are no similar cases. We are currently sending out an early horse to other countries to request cooperation in the investigation. ......"
"Is it hopeless? I don't want my country to be conquered and destroyed by pork soup."
"I agree. It's a long story."
The embarrassed minister is trying to be funny. We'll all have to deal with it.
"Why don't we all just eat up?"
Luka said. The king wrinkled his brow and shook his head.
"We're already doing it. But the number of people is increasing faster than the speed at which they are being brought in and eaten. The more people you add, the faster they seem to increase, which is strange and troubling."
"Uwahh ...... Hmm, well, Your Majesty, I'll go discuss countermeasures with Alec."
"You do that, Sarah. If you come up with a good idea, I'll reward you with a million gold. But, Alec, you'll help me for free, right?"
"Yes, of course."
If I insist on getting a reward here, I won't just get the king's glare, but the minister's as well.
I left the drawing room.
"If it's really infinite, this is bad. ......"
The magician says after going out into the hallway.
"What's going to happen?"
"If it multiplies infinitely, there will be pork soup everywhere, and in the end, everyone will suffocate."
"What?"
"No kidding, it's a world crisis."
"Eh, ......"
"So, what's the plan, Sarah, Alec?"
The burly lady warrior glares at me and asks.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Jamie. It's just me and Alec. We have places to go."
Sarah says to her friends. Do you have any idea?
"Yes. Well, I guess we'll be heading back to the inn."
"You do that."
Following Sarah, we came to 'Lady Tabitha's' store. It's a nice place to eat and rest.
"I'll rent a room for a rest."
"Certainly, Sarah-sama."
We walked into the double-bedded rest room.
"So, do you have any idea?"
I ask Sarah.
"Yeah, let's do it."
"Let's have sex?"
I ask back, a little surprised. I thought it was some kind of plan that I couldn't tell the king or my friends about. Sex here?
"That's right. There's nothing we can do about it. Then why don't we just have fun and wait for a better idea to come up?"
Sarah said with a carefree smile.
That's simple.
Well, I'm sure someone will come up with something. That's the job of the experts in that field――In this world, they're called wise men.
"Then, let's have some fun!"
Sarah smiled and took off her clothes.