DLC: Squiggles Mini Game
Hunger.
The sharktopus pulled herself along the ground, slorping to the feet of a half-elf. The creature looked up at the half-elf with little black button eyes.
My Mama.
The sharktopus gently bonked her nose against the half-elfs legs.
My Mama pat?
Bonk, bonk more insistent nose nudges, followed by more intense staring.
Pat?
The half-elf broke off her conversation and bent over the abomination, running her hand down the bumpy skin along the creatures spine.
Yes, youre looking very cute. You want some pats? Good girl!
Yesssss.
The half-elfs conversational partner watched the proceedings with interest. The sharktopus was drooling in pleasure, saliva dripping from her razor-sharp teeth.
How does that not hurt your hand? It feels like trying to rub sandpaper!
The sharktopus wrapped a tentacle around the human males ankle.
My Papa.
It does a bit, but it makes her so happy!
The human pulled out a bent stick, and made as if to throw it for the monster to fetch.
My Papa play?
Wise to his wiley tricks, the beast shot out several tentacles and attempted to catch and eat the stick before he could even throw it.
Squiggles, stop chewing on Definitely Bad Guy! What did I say about trying to eat people?
Shame. My Mama mad.Sadness.
The sharktopus spat out the humans leg and flattened herself to the ground in remorse. After a moment she peeked up at the half-elf.
Aw, how can I stay mad at you when youre so cute?
Yessss. Success. My Mama happy! Happy! Dance!
The sharktopus abandoned her pose of shame and started giving her most complicated dance in celebration.
Man, its oddly hypnotising.
My Papa! Papa play?
The sharktopus felt something rumble inside her, and abruptly stopped dancing.
Clam-clams for my tum-tum?
Responding to an unseen voice, the sharktopus wrapped some tentacles around the half-elfs arm and gently tugged. Her doll-like eyes seemed to glisten with pure hunger.
Aw, Squiggles, are you hungry? Do you want a treat?
Tum-tum go yum-yum!
The sharktopus swept up the clams she was given and shovelled them into her maw, sending them to the place deep inside her where her friend lived.
Thank!
Friend.
Otto loves you~!
Happy.
And then, filled with the joy of it all, Squiggles danced.