Chapter 854： Respect

Chapter 854 Wan Zun

"Hehe, wonderful, wonderful... Take Erchuan, line up eight formations, capture six times and capture seven times, Wuzhangyuan has forty-nine bright lights, and only pays three wishes with one heart; Yao, the surface of the water can be attacked with fire. Dr. Yang's first couplet is wonderful, and Zihou's second couplet is wonderful, it should be a good story."

Master Liu clapped his hands with a smile, full of praise for Zhu Ping'an's couplet, and recited the couplet while knocking on the table. When he praised Zhu Ping'an, he also praised Yang Guoliang.

Under Mr. Liu's condescension, Yang Guoliang felt less embarrassed and his face was not so hot.

"Where, where, Ping An is ashamed. The main reason is that Dr. Yang's upper line is good. I am a dog's tail." Zhu Pingan shook his head with a smile, and replied modestly.

Nima!

Besides, Yang Guoliang, whose face had just subsided from the fever, felt his face burning again, and wished to leave immediately.

"Hehe, it's time for you, Zihou, to publish the Shanglian." Mrs. Liu looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile and reminded.

"Oh, thank you Mr. Liu for the reminder, Ping An almost forgot."

Zhu Pingan smiled and cupped his hands to thank Mr. Liu, closed his eyes and meditated for two seconds, then said with a smile, "Dr.

Also published a couplet by Zhuge Liang?

How dare you!

Yang Guoliang was taken aback when he heard the words, his face was red, black and cold, he snorted and sneered in embarrassment.

Zhu Ping'an, Zhu Ping'an, my Shanglian was inspired by reading "Three Kingdoms Shu Shu", and it took more than ten days of painstaking thought before I came up with it. You just closed your eyes and meditated for a breath, but you dared to speak wild words. Come up with a couplet of Wuhou Zhuge? !

Don't be afraid of not knowing the goods, but be afraid of comparing goods.

Can the couplets you made in one breath time compare with the couplets I have worked hard for more than ten days? !

It is true that if God wants you to perish, he must first make you crazy. Since you are not afraid of losing face, why should I stop you?

Ha ha

I want to see your online

Yang Guoliang's embarrassing face was like a glacier thawing, with ripples in circles, and a smile rippled along the corners of his eyes all over his face.

"My Shanglian is: The bright moon shines on the screen window, everyone is bright and Zhuge Liang. Please enlighten me, my lords."

Zhu Ping'an got up and bowed his hands to Yang Guoliang and others, slightly hooked the corners of his lips, and slowly said the upper line.

"Hehe, that's it?!"

Yang Guoliang couldn't help shaking his head and smiling after hearing Zhu Pingan's Shanglian.

Seeing how confident you were just now, you thought your couplet was so powerful, but it turned out to be so short and so simple.

Hehe, my couplet sums up Zhuge Liang’s life. What about your couplet, the moon is still shining on the screen window, why don’t you shine it on your mind? A couplet is half nonsense. Does the first half of the couplet have anything to do with Wuhou Zhuge Liang? !

How dare you display such a simple couplet? !

Brain is a good thing, Zhu Pingan, you should fix it

Just now you corrected my Shanglian without even thinking about it, and now, I also respond to your Shanglian in seconds, huh.

Yang Guoliang smiled contemptuously, straightened his clothes, straightened his body, and prepared to face Zhu Ping'an's couplets, avenging his shame.

"The bright moon shines on the screen window, everyone is bright and Zhuge Liang, then I am right. I am right"

Yang Guoliang smiled contemptuously, repeated Zhu Ping'an's first couplet, and was about to blurt out the second couplet.

but

one second

two seconds

Three seconds passed, and Yang Guoliang couldn't blurt out the second line, his mouth was open and he couldn't make a sound.

At the same time, the contemptuous and relaxed smile on his face also began to wither slowly, quickly fading away.

Do not.

How could this be? !

Yang Guoliang's breathing became heavier, his face became more and more solemn, and wrinkles slowly climbed up his brows, corners of eyes and forehead.

The time for a cup of tea is over.

Yang Guoliang also failed to blurt out the second line.

Not only that, let alone blurting it out, he doesn't even have a clue about the second line.

Ma Huating, who was opposite Yang Guoliang, stood up halfway, and was also preparing for a wonderful couplet against Zhu Pingan.

but.

Halfway through the stand, Ma Huating suddenly opened his eyes wide with surprise.

Then.

Sit down silently again, rubbed my waist indiscriminately, pretending that my back is sore, not that I want to get up to answer the couplet.

The entire teacher appreciation banquet was quiet.

Everyone frowned and began to think. Some people dipped their fingers in wine to write and draw on the table while thinking. After a long time, the light in their eyes flashed, as if they had made a breakthrough. Then they shook their heads and groaned in disappointment.

"The bright moon shines on the screen window, and everyone is bright and Zhuge Liang."

Everyone is an expert in couplets. At first, they thought that Zhu Pingan's short couplet was quite simple, but after thinking about it, they realized that this couplet was not as simple as they thought, but rather difficult.

However, the more they thought about it, the more their views were subverted, and their brows were furrowed tighter.

Finally, they found that Zhu Pingan's Shanghai couplet was not very difficult to correct, but very, very, very difficult.

Absolutely!

The bright moon shines on the screen window, and everyone is bright and Zhuge Liang.

Every word in Zhu Ping’an’s couplet is superfluous. There are at least six traps in a couplet, and the difficulty multiplies exponentially. If you ignore any trap, your efforts will be in vain.

Kong Ming Zhuge Liang, this is the first trap that is easiest to see in Zhu Ping's Shanglian.

The Mingyue in the first half of the sentence is the same as the Kongming in the second half of the sentence. Ming characters are both the same, and there is also a causal relationship. Because "Mingyue" is "Kongming", this is the second trap.

In Zhu Ping’s Shanglian, apart from the causal relationship between "bright moon" and "Kong Ming", the first half of the sentence "the bright moon shines on the screen window" and the second half of the sentence "Kong Mingge Liang" are also causal. Because the bright moon shines on the screen window, Kong Mingge is bright, This is the causal relationship between the first half of the sentence and the second half of the couplet.

"Ge" is not only Zhuge Liang's "Ge", but also Ge ​​yarn, which is a translucent thin cloth used for window screens in ancient times. The "screen window" in the first half of the sentence is composed of "Ge" and "Kong", so when the "screen window" is illuminated by the bright moon, "Kong" is also bright, and "Ge" is also bright.

In the second half of the sentence, "Ming" and "Liang" are synonymous, meaning bright, and "Ge Ge" and "Zhu" are also synonymous, meaning each.

So, if you want to match Zhu Ping'an's second couplet, you can fall into any of these six traps.

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I understand the truth, but I just can’t get it right.

However, the more difficult it is, the more interested everyone is.

Including the commanding officer, Mr. Liu, everyone at the Master Appreciation Banquet was gearing up and eager to try, as if they were going to write a second line in the next second.

However

Time for a cup of tea has passed

Time for two cups of tea has passed

Time for three cups of tea has passed

Unknowingly, the sunset has already set in the west, and the teacher appreciation banquet also came to an end amidst a joyful and peaceful farewell sound.

Everyone bid farewell in the afterglow of the setting sun, and then went home impatiently without looking back.

Home is a warm harbor, home is the source of happiness, and home is the home of the soul.

There is a lamp in the house

has a roof

Have a soft bed

Have a virtuous wife

and

A pot of tea that can quench your thirst! !

Hemp eggs!

Almost died of thirst at the teacher appreciation banquet!

(end of this chapter)