Chapter 1307： affectation

Chapter 1307 Pretentious

This time, it's dead

The demon girl Ruonan felt that after Zhu Ping'an's voice fell behind, time and space stood still, and the air in the camp was filled with a dangerous aura of daggers and swords. It seemed that in the next second, the chieftain of Wuxi Miao was furious, calling for someone to pull down and cut down the dog feeder. Order.

Wuxi Miao Tusi got angry and laid down the corpses of eleven people, buried in the belly of a dog

In this short moment, the witch Ruonan even thought about her own funeral

"Presumptuous!"

The little girl next to Mrs. Yilan was dumbfounded by Zhu Ping'an's training. She was stunned for a second before she came to her senses. She hurriedly reprimanded her in a sweet voice, like a kitten whose tail was stepped on, its hair was blown up.

Zhu Ping'an turned a deaf ear, completely ignoring the little girl who exploded her hair, and even stretched out her little finger to dig out her ears, and gently blew on the unnecessary cerumen.

Seeing "you", the little girl became even more furious.

"Butterfly, move a seat for him." Before the little girl could react, Mrs. Yilan at the side spoke, and told the little girl, Die Die, to move a seat for Zhu Pingan.

"Lord Lord."

Butterfly was a little emotional, and felt that Zhu Ping'an was so rude that his wife even wanted to move his seat.

"Go quickly." Mrs. Yilan stared at her.

"Follow the order." Butterfly accepted the order reluctantly, moved a seat aside, and came to Zhu Ping'an with a face full of nose and eyes, and put the chair heavily on the ground with a bang.

"Here!" After putting down the seat, Die Die gave Zhu Pingan a hard look, and said angrily.

"Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk it's all except in late autumn and winter, the weather is getting colder, this seat seems to lack a tiger skin cushion"

Zhu Pingan glanced at the seat, twitched the corners of his mouth, clicked his tongue a few times, and picked his nose and eyes.

The demon girl Ruonan couldn't bear it anymore at the moment, and kicked Zhu Pingan without a trace!

Zhu Ping An! Did you take the wrong medicine? ! You're the old birthday star and the arsenic - too long to live, huh? !

Just now you put on the airs of an official and asked Miao Man to move your seat, you are already on the verge of death, okay? Fortunately, the female chieftain is magnanimous, she didn't bother you, and even asked someone to move the seat for you!

Now that the seats have also been moved, why don’t you hurry up and sit down honestly, what else do you want? ! What tiger skin cushion do you want! Zhu Pingan, your **** is made of gold? ! Want a tiger skin cushion? !

no!

I have to do something!

The witch Ruonan thought so, glanced at the seat beside her, her eyes lit up immediately, she stepped forward, and diligently stepped forward to wipe the seat with her sleeve, posing as a dog-legged entourage. Zhu Pingan gritted his teeth and said, "My lord, please sit down."

While talking, he secretly bared his teeth and stared at Zhu Pingan, frantically implying that Zhu Ping'an would like to see each other.

"Hey, I have been busy with so many things these days, and I have become sick from hard work. My waist can't bear the cold."

Zhu Ping'an seemed to be blind, turning a blind eye to the crazy hints of the demon girl Ruonan, and still picky.

"My lord has worked hard, my little one will help you rub your waist." The witch Ruonan approached courteously, bent down to rub Zhu Pingan's waist.

In Miao Man's eyes, the demon girl Ruonan is a complete dog's leg.

But in fact, the witch Ruonan bent over and put her little hands on Zhu Ping'an's waist. It was not rubbing, but pinching.

"Your waist can't stand the cold, it's because your kidneys are not good! Zhu Ping'an, what are you trying to do? Have you taken medicine?! Do you have to kill everyone to be reconciled? I've never seen you do it like this before. When you sat on a chair in the county office, I didn’t see you asking for a tiger-skin mat! Also, when you were at the construction site, you sat directly on the ground. I didn’t see you thinking it was dirty or cold?!”

The demon girl Ruo Nan bent over, with a smile on her face, but in fact she gritted her teeth and scolded in a low voice.

"Yeah, yes, go to the right, um, go to the right." Zhu Pingan had a look of enjoyment on his face, but the corners of his mouth twitched. From an angle that others could not see, Zhu Pingan whispered to the witch Ruonan, "What do you eat to grow?" Big ones, don’t use so much force, the flesh will almost be pinched off by you.”

"You deserve it." The demon girl Ruonan gritted her teeth, and as she spoke, she gained some strength in her hands.

"Long hair but short knowledge! I call it bluff! The more arrogant and domineering I am, the more afraid they will be, and the more I believe that we have tens of thousands of troops outside, the safer we will be! On the contrary, if I am humble and polite, they will think that I am If you show your timidity and doubt the reality of our army outside, we are really in danger." The corners of Zhu Ping's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help scolding in a low voice.

"Eh, really?" The demon girl Ruonan couldn't help being startled when she heard this.

"Let's get rid of it! Of course it's true. You say you have long hair and short knowledge, but you still don't admit it. Have you noticed where the girl named Butterfly moved the seat from?! It's right next to them, that's them Prepared in advance! I saw it as soon as I entered the camp! This shows that they are afraid of me! Otherwise, why do you think I want a seat without saying anything?! I just want to deepen their fear! Believe it or not, If I didn't forcefully ask for a seat just now, they might have become suspicious by now!"

Zhu Ping'an said leisurely, pulling the corners of his mouth.

"If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself! Remember, we have 50,000 strong soldiers in the surrounding mountains and fields, and have surrounded the Miao barbarians!" Zhu Pingan looked at the witch Ruonan with burning eyes, and said meaningfully.

If you want to deceive others, you must first deceive yourself!

Can you still do this? !

Witch girl Ruonan couldn't help being stunned when she heard the words. After a breath, if she realized something, she took a deep look at Zhu Ping'an.

"A visitor is a guest! We Miao people are the most hospitable, host as you please, don't let people say that we Miao people don't understand etiquette. Butterfly, go, fetch my collapsed tiger skin, and spread out seats for the guests " Mrs. Yilan glanced at Zhu Ping'an, then turned her head to the girl named Butterfly and said lightly.

"Ma'am, that's your broken tiger skin. What can he do." Hearing this, Die Die opened her mouth in surprise, shook her head vigorously, and refused with reluctance.

"Go quickly." Mrs. Yilan gave her a glare.

Madam's order cannot be violated, so Die Die stomped her feet, turned around to fetch the tiger skin, quickly got the tiger skin, came to Zhu Ping'an's side with a face of resentment, and spread the tiger skin on the chair angrily. After the paving was finished, he gave Zhu Pingan a hard look, puffed his cheeks and said, "Please sit down! Be careful, the tiger skin is soft, don't let your old waist slip away!"

Where is she reminding her, she is clearly wishing that Zhu Ping'an would dodge her waist.

"Well, it's so-so, let's sit together."

Under Butterfly's resentful eyes, Zhu Pingan looked critically at the tiger skin mat, commented leisurely, then sat down on his buttocks, shook his buttocks, and said, "It's comfortable."

The butterflies are about to explode.

(end of this chapter)