Chapter 1308 A Sharp Mouth Flat Miao Man (Part 1)
"The official is seated, you can come and see me."
After Zhu Pingan took his seat, he glanced at the Miao Man, twitched the corners of his mouth slightly, and said leisurely.
"You want us to meet you?! You have such a big face!" Butterfly's chest heaved violently when he heard this.
All the Miao Man were also filled with righteous indignation.
"Oh, I don't even know etiquette, no wonder people call you barbarians." Zhu Pingan glanced at the butterfly and shook his head sadly.
"You Han people are the real barbarians, the biggest barbarians" Butterfly stomped his feet angrily.
"Master Zhu, right? I don't know what you can do with Master Zhu's trip?" Mrs. Yilan asked quietly.
"Oh, look, you girls disturbed me, and I almost forgot the business." Zhu Pingan glanced at the butterfly again.
"It's because you have too many things to do, and you blame me." Hearing this, Die Die was so angry that he almost didn't come up.
"It's because you don't understand etiquette, and you blame me for being too busy," Zhu Pingan imitated the tone of Butterfly.
"You" Butterfly is about to explode with anger.
"Master Zhu didn't come here to tease my maid, did he?" Mrs. Yilan took a deep breath, stared at Zhu Pingan with her weather-beaten eyes, and said quietly.
"Ahem, molesting?! Why did the chieftain say that?! Don't try to discredit me, I am an upright and honest gentleman!" Zhu Pingan coughed and shook his head vigorously.
"An honest gentleman?! Heh" Mrs. Yilan snorted, her eyes pointed at the witch Ruonan next to Zhu Pingan, and a sarcasm curled up at the corner of her mouth.
Ms. Yilan has old eyes and vicious eyes. Although the witch is like a man, she is skillful in dressing up, but in the eyes of Mrs. Yilan, there is nothing to hide.
Soldiers, the major events of the country, the place of death and life, the way of survival.
Marching and fighting, you never forget to have fun, and you bring your female relatives with you. Are you still aboveboard and calm? !
Ah!
Ms. Yilan looked at Zhu Ping'an sarcastically, and snorted, but didn't say much, everything was kept silent.
The demon girl Ruonan shrank back subconsciously, this old lady's eyes are so poisonous, she actually saw through my disguise? !
The shrinking of the witch Ruonan confirmed Mrs. Yilan even more, and the corners of her mouth became even more curved.
"Ahem, stop gossip, let's get down to business." Zhu Pingan coughed and said solemnly.
"Then please Master Zhu explain why you are here." Mrs. Yilan twitched the corners of her mouth and said leisurely.
"The disaster of extermination of the Wuxi Miao clan is imminent, and the danger is at stake. This official is here to save the chieftain and the whole Wuxi Miao clan."
Zhu Pingan said with a serious face.
"What?! Genocide?! It's ridiculous!"
"Absurd!"
"Nonsense!"
"The catastrophe of extermination, and you are here to save us?! The dog officer has such a big tone, and you are not afraid that the wind will flash your dog's tongue!"
As soon as Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, the Wuxi seedlings around became emotional one by one, as if a temple had been blown up, especially Mrs. Yilan's personal girl, Die Die, glared at Zhu Ping'an.
The demon girl Ruonan next to Zhu Ping'an lowered her head and rolled her eyes at an angle that everyone couldn't see. She was slandering Zhu Ping'an in her heart. She is really a nerd. Your opening sentence is simply copied from a book. An ancient lobbyist Going to lobby others, the opening line of Rotten Street is "The general is in danger, don't you know it, I'm here to save the general"
Sure enough, in the next second, the witch Ruonan heard Mrs. Yilan's chuckle, "Master Zhu's opening line is so familiar. Could it be the opening line of the lobbyist in "Historical Records"?!"
Look, you nerd, you made a fool of yourself, you were exposed in person. The witch Ruonan couldn't help but twitched her mouth when she heard Mrs. Yilan's chuckle, and even blushed a little for Zhu Ping'an.
"Of course." Zhu Pingan nodded solemnly with his usual face.
The nerd actually admitted it openly, without feeling ashamed at all, he really has a thick skin.
The demon girl Ruo Nan couldn't help but slander.
When Mrs. Yilan saw Zhu Ping'an's admission, the corners of her mouth couldn't help but twitched.
"Toast, do you know why this kind of sentence appears so many times in Shiji?!" Zhu Pingan smiled slightly.
"Master Zhu, please enlighten me." Mrs. Yilan twitched her lips.
"Because history is always repeating itself, some people always die without realizing it"
Zhu Pingan looked at Mrs. Yilan with burning eyes, and said lightly.
Ms. Yilan was stunned for a moment, and then chuckled again, "Master Zhu said that the disaster of our Wuxi Miao clan being exterminated is at stake. It's really alarmist. I don't know what evidence Master Zhu has?!"
"Exactly! The dog official is alarmist!" Butterfly immediately echoed.
"Scaremongering?! Hehe, my 50,000 troops have already lined up in the surrounding mountains and surrounded your camps. It is difficult for you to fly with your wings. Just give an order, and your whole family will be wiped out."
Zhu Ping'an sneered, and said confidently, stretched out his right hand and clenched his fist, then slowly stretched out his palm, opened his mouth and blew into the palm, quite like the feeling of the mast being wiped out while talking and laughing.
"50,000 troops?! No wonder there are dogs everywhere."
"Fifty thousand?"
Wuxi seedlings around heard the words, couldn't help but change their expressions, and looked nervously at the surrounding mountains.
Our whole family is only more than 38,000 people, including the old, young, women and children. The real battle-ready young and strong are only in the early 10,000s. How can we defeat Minggou's 50,000 army?
"Fifty thousand?! Master Zhu is really good at joking. I know exactly how many guards and soldiers you have in Jingnan, but there are only more than a hundred people! I also know exactly how many people there are in Jingnan. Last time Japanese pirates are coming, and Jingnan County is at stake, Master Zhu has only mobilized two or three thousand people!? Come to think of it, Master Zhu can only organize two thousand or three thousand people at most today?! Master Zhu dared to boast about Chen 50,000 troops! Hehe, Mr. Zhu is not afraid to speak too loudly and blow out his teeth!"
Madam Yilan sneered.
Hearing this, Ruonan, the demon girl with her head down, couldn't help but change her face. This old lady is really powerful, and she guessed right away that our side was false. Now it's troublesome. I don't know how a nerd should deal with it? !
"The chieftain said how many people there are in Jingnan. I will tell you that Jingnan originally had a population of 100,000. Recently, due to floods, another 180,000 refugees have fled to Jingnan. The total number of people in Jingnan is 280,000! To recruit young and strong people, this official can easily recruit 180,000 young and strong people!"
"However, since this official is called a big army, he is naturally not an ordinary person. Since the chieftain knows me very well in Jingnan, he should also know that this official is only a temporary magistrate of Jingnan County. This official's real job is Zhejiang's punishment and the inspector Siqian. Responsibilities are in charge of military training throughout Zhejiang. There are few soldiers in Jingnan, how many soldiers are there in Zhejiang?! Does the chieftain know?! A mere 50,000 is just a fraction of a cow."
"This official has reached the fifth grade at a young age, and has been bestowed by the Holy Spirit with the right to write secret documents. The future is limitless. If I don't have a complete grasp, how can I risk my life?!"
Zhu Ping'an leaned back on the seat comfortably, tapped Erlang's leg, and said to Mrs. Yilan with a look of contempt.
Ms. Yilan's body couldn't help but tremble! Looking into Zhu Pingan's eyes, she was full of fear.
forget! Zhu Ping'an, as Zhejiang's procuratorial envoy and Siqian, really shoulders the responsibility of training soldiers!
It is not difficult to organize an army of 50,000!
As he said, without the backing of a 50,000-strong army, how dare he risk his life to enter my camp? ! What's more, when he came, he felt confident, as if he was on a spring outing, which was circumstantial evidence.
(end of this chapter)