Chapter 1346 The arrangement is clear
"Tuwu brother-in-law, save me quickly, my father wants to wash me, if you hadn't come here just now, he would have continued to beat me. Woooooo, it hurts a lot, look at my hands, they are all beaten What has happened to my dad, I can't even hold my favorite chicken drumsticks, woo woo woo."
Brother Rui saw Zhu Ping'an, with a fat face, as if he had found a savior, and excitedly asked Zhu Pingan for help. While asking for help, he showed Zhu Pingan his chubby hand, which was red from the cane.
Well, indeed, the chubby boy's hand was indeed severely whipped, and it was even bloodstained.
Beside Xiongzi was a school desk, on which were a set of pens, ink, paper and inkstones, a piece of ink-stained rice paper, three volumes of books, and...a plate, and a braised chicken leg rolled out of the plate. The bear kid said just now that he couldn’t even hold his favorite chicken leg. He probably just reached out to grab this chicken leg, but because of the redness of his palm, he couldn’t catch it and fell on the table.
This brat is really big-hearted, and his focus is really weird. At this moment, what he is thinking about is actually chicken legs, aren't you looking for a pick? ! Hearing this, Zhu Pingan couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth.
Sure enough, Xiongzi had just finished speaking. Before Zhu Pingan could plead for him, he heard the roar of Linhuaihou.
"Chicken legs, chicken legs, you know how to eat and eat every day without learning or skill. Look at how fat you are?!"
Although Zhu Ping'an was present, Marquis Linhuai couldn't control his emotions when he was stimulated by Xiongzi's words about chicken legs.
"Fifth brother-in-law, help!" The bear child had a strong desire to survive, and hid behind Zhu Pingan while shouting for help.
Although Brother Rui, the bear boy, sometimes makes people unable to help but want to rub his hands, feet, ruler, rattan, etc. against him a few times, but this time Linhuaihou Li Tingzhu rubbed him a little harder.
Therefore, while stretching out his arms to protect the bear, Zhu Pingan pleaded with Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu for the bear, "Uncle is merciful, Brother Rui is still young, sometimes he is not sensible, and a small punishment is enough. I think he I also know that I was wrong, uncle let Brother Rui go this time."
It is estimated that Xiongzi made a lot of mistakes. Although Zhu Ping'an pleaded, Li Tingzhu, Marquis of Linhuai, did not intend to let go of the cane. Standing in front of Zhu Ping'an, he wrapped the cane around his palm and said out of breath, " Zi Hou, you don't know that this kid is ignorant all day long, he knows how to eat, sleep, and play all day long. The teacher who was hired with a lot of money has been angry. Look at him, learn a little bit I haven't grown any better, and the weight is slowly increasing."
"Ahem, Uncle" Zhu Ping'an was about to persuade Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu again, when he heard Xiongzi mutter behind him, "Father, how fat am I? I'm far behind you."
Bear boy's words once again succeeded in making Li Tingzhu, Marquis of Linhuai, out of control and ran away. If Zhu Pingan hadn't protected that posture, Marquis Linhuai would have been able to hang him up and beat him
"Ahem, Uncle, Brother Rui is still young, although he is a little bit playful, but Brother Rui is smart, educated slowly, he is still a pillar of talent." Zhu Pingan changed his angle and comforted Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu.
"Smart?! Nephew."
After hearing Zhu Ping'an's words, Li Tingzhu, Marquis of Linhuai, suddenly became constipated, as if he had a deep secret.
Zhu Pingan was taken aback when he saw this. Although he said that the bear was smart, it was against his will, but it shouldn't be so, right? !
"Smart?! Alas, nephew, you don't know something. The reason why I taught this evil son today."
Li Tingzhu, Marquis of Linhuai, became emotional as he spoke, and pointed at the bear boy Rui with trembling fingers.
Aha, it’s time to get to the point, Zhu Ping’an is listening attentively.
At this moment, the bear child in question raised a fat face with an innocent look on his face, which made Lin Huai Hou angry again.
"It is precisely because of this evil son that he is really a rotten wood." Linhuai Hou said angrily.
"Uncle, can't it?! I taught Brother Rui, he is not as unbearable as uncle said."
Zhu Pingan said softly.
"That's right, the fifth brother-in-law is right, I'm not a rotten tree." Brother Rui, the bear boy, poked his neck and said.
"Shut up! If you say you're fat, you'll be out of breath!" Linhuaihou said angrily.
Although the bear boy shut up obediently, but the little fat face was tilted at forty-five degrees
"Nephew, do you still think he is smart?! The teacher has already started explaining the "Chen Qing Biao" to him ten days ago. Today, I tested his homework. Just the first few sentences made me want to vomit blood."
When Li Tingzhu, Marquis of Linhuai, mentioned the homework of the bear child, he couldn't help but vomit bitterness to Zhu Ping'an.
As a graduate student of ancient Chinese literature, Zhu Pingan is very familiar with "Chen Qing Biao". This is a memorial written by Li Mi, a litterateur during the Three Kingdoms and Jin Dynasties, to Emperor Wu of Jin. It is one of the representative works of lyric prose in the history of Chinese literature. Just as "The Deer and Ding Ji" has such praises as "it's useless to call him a hero if you don't see Chen Jinnan in your life", "Chen Qingbiao" also has the saying "reading Zhuge Liang's "Teacher's Biao" does not shed tears and is unfaithful, and reading Li Mi's "Chen Qingbiao" does not shed tears is not filial" praise. Teaching "Chen Qing Biao" to cultivate children's filial piety is really the best choice.
It is estimated that Linhuaihou will test Xiongzi's homework, on the one hand, to see how well he has mastered the lessons, and on the other hand, to see if Xiongzi has improved in filial piety after learning "Chen Qing Biao".
It seems that Linhuaihou is more than simply disappointed, Zhu Pingan understands this in his heart.
"I'm trying to compare him with the reconciliation of 'the child was born in June, and the loving father sees his back'? Nephew, do you know how he replied?!"
Li Tingzhu, Marquis of Linhuai, said to Zhu Pingan a little emotionally. It is estimated that what the bear boy explained at the time was so outrageous that he is still unable to control his emotions when he mentions this sentence now.
Zhu Ping'an looked up at the brat.
"This sentence means 'my kind father died six months after I was born', and I wrote it out."
The bear raised a fat face and replied, the confidence on his face was beyond words.
There is no difficulty in this sentence. There is nothing wrong with the translation of Xiongzi, and it is quite in place.
Zhu Ping'an looked at Linhuaihou in puzzlement.
"You still have the face to say it! Zihou, read what he wrote"
Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu excitedly picked up the rice paper on the table, pointed to the words on it and said to Zhu Pingan.
So angry, what did the brat write? !
Zhu Ping'an looked at the rice paper curiously. With just one glance, he was almost choked to death on the spot by a mouthful of saliva.
On the rice paper, it was written in black and white: "When I was six months old, my kind father was castrated."
Go to "potential"? !
Your mother is really talented, you just arranged for your father to be a **** in the palace
Zhu Pingan finally understood, no wonder Linhuai Hou was so excited, so angry, and so out of control.
Originally, I wanted to see how your homework is and how filial you are, but you not only made a typo, but also made your father's arrangement clear—castrated and entered the palace. How could Linhuaihou not be angry!
(end of this chapter)