Chapter 1347： Xiuren, you **** sit down

Chapter 1347 Xiuren, sit down your motherfucker

"Ahem, this clerical error is a little too much." Zhu Pingan looked away from the rice paper and coughed.

The difference between the words "Shi" and "Shi" is not so big. If the word "Shi" cannot be written, or the word "Shi" is written by mistake, it is understandable, but the word "Shi" is mistakenly written as "Shi". Potential", this clerical error is a bit too much, and even Zhu Pingan doubts whether the bear boy did it on purpose

"Nephew, it's not just too simple, you said how ignorant he is to make such a clerical error!" Linhuai Hou was still in a state of difficulty to calm down.

"Ahem, if you are sloppy for a while, you won't make such low-level mistakes in the future." Zhu Pingan defended the bear child without confidence.

"If this sentence is sloppy for a while, then what about the next sentence, I will compare him with 'I am four years old, and my uncle wins my mother's ambition'. Do you know how he explained it?!" When Linhuaihou mentioned this sentence, his emotions became even stronger. Excited, his chest heaved up and down violently, as if he was about to explode on the spot in the next second.

Uh!

The appearance of Marquis Linhuai at this moment is several times more excited than before, Zhu Ping'an suddenly became a little curious. How is bear kid translated? !

"I think I understand this sentence very well." The bear boy raised his fat face, his confidence still undiminished.

Confidence, the bear boy has always been very firm, and there is no one better than him!

The Marquis of Linhuai was about to explode. Before the Marquis of Linhuai exploded, Zhu Pingan asked Xiongzi, "Brother Rui, how did you explain it?"

"This sentence is not difficult. 'When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's ambition' means 'When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's virginity'." Bear raised his fat face and explained confidently road.

I'm a bulge (艹盘哣)!

"When I was four years old, my uncle took my mother's ambition" means "When I was four years old, my uncle took my mother's virginity"? !

Poof!

Zhu Ping'an couldn't hold back after hearing the boy's explanation, and spewed out a mouthful of tea. What's so special about you is not as simple as talent, you are Xiu'er, Tianxiu, Tianxiu, Dihuazhixiu, and Haohua Zhongshenxiu are not as beautiful as you,

Zhu Ping'an stared at Brother Rui with a dumbfounded look on his face, full of admiration and admiration.

After arranging for your old father to be castrated and enter the palace, you made clear arrangements for your old mother!

At this moment, Zhu Ping'an feels sorry for Li Tingzhu, Marquis of Linhuai, and checks his son's homework full of longing, hoping to see that his son is excellent in both homework and filial piety. As a result, not only is his homework poor enough to support the wall, but filial piety is even more bloody. The father was castrated and entered the palace, and arranged for the uncle to seize the virginity of the mother.

A good "Chen Qing Biao", but you interpreted it as a **** drama integrating palace fighting, human nature and ethics.

Zhu Pingan glanced at Marquis Linhuai, and then at the bear boy, his own. Under such circumstances, Linhuaihou did not beat the bear boy to death, which fully showed that the bear boy was his own.

"I'll let you 'uncle wins mother's ambition'." Linhuaihou finally exploded. He violated the principles of physics at this moment. Pulled out from behind, pushed down on the chair, and slapped his buttocks.

Aww. The voice of the bear child can be heard far away

Zhu Ping'an took great pains to rescue the bear child from Linhuaihou's bear's paw.

"Ahem, Uncle, Brother Rui may not be concentrating in class recently, he. His previous homework should be good."

Zhu Ping'an found a reason to appease Linhuaihou.

"Wuuuu, I've learned it well before. It's definitely not as loose as this broken "Chen Qing Biao". The confidence returned to his fat face.

Xiuer, sit down!

Zhu Ping'an couldn't help covering his face when he saw the virtuous behavior of the bear boy. I just said casually, I just found you a step to go down, not to let you stand up! How dare you step on the table and stand up! "It's better to learn it before, it's not as loose as "Chen Qing Biao"" You still have a lot of words.

Sure enough!

Hearing Xiongzi's confident expression, Marquis Linhuai looked at Xiongzi like a wild monster who had been attracted to hatred, and he thought about it, and wrapped the rattan around his hand like a horsewhip , walked to the bookshelf, took out a volume of books, flipped a page, pointed to one of the sentences, and said to the bear boy, "Okay, didn't you say that you have learned well before? Didn't you say no?" Is it as loose as "Chen Qing Biao", then tell me this sentence to reconcile?"

"Just solve it, you just look at it." The bear child's self-confidence has never been lacking, and it has never been false.

Bear boy Rui looked at the sentence that Linhuai Hou pointed out, and Zhu Pingan also looked over.

I saw that what Linhuai Hou was referring to was: In the future, when the donkey crows, the tiger will be terrified.

Only reading this sentence, Zhu Pingan knew that it came from Liu Zongyuan, one of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties, in "The Donkey of Guizhou".

"In the future, when the donkey crows, the tiger will startle." This sentence is very simple, and it can be said that there is no difficulty at all.

Zhu Ping'an believes that the bear boy will be able to explain it easily.

Um.

Zhu Pingan glanced at Li Tingzhu, Marquis of Linhuai, and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up in his heart. Sure enough, Jiang is still old and hot. It seems to be a random book, a random page, a random selection One sentence, in fact, is still very particular, so I chose such a simple one.

As for strength, Marquis Linhuai was very careful.

That’s right, there are steps, and the next step, the bear child explained, both parties can use the **** to descend the donkey.

"How do you explain this sentence, solve it quickly." Lin Huaihou clicked on this sentence, urging the bear child.

Hurry up, Zihou and I still have serious matters to discuss. This is Linhuaihou's heartfelt thoughts.

"Brother Rui, let me explain, I believe you can do it." Zhu Pingan smiled slightly, and picked up the teacup again.

"Ahem, this sentence is very simple, listen carefully." The bear child cleared his throat, with a confident expression on his face, and his momentum was like a rainbow, he explained loudly with his hands behind his back, "'In the future, when the donkey crows, the tiger will be terrified ’ This sentence means ‘As soon as he said it, the donkey brayed, and the tiger was frightened’.”

Poof!

Zhu Ping'an just took a sip of the tea and spit it all out again, staring at the bear in a daze, with an expression of disbelief!

As soon as he yelled, the donkey brayed, and the tiger jumped in fright. Liu Zongyuan's coffin could hardly hold it down!

Xiuren, sit down, you **** motherfucker!

Do not!

Get down!

What a simple sentence, you just started driving! He even made a sharp turn when he came up!

"Nephew, don't stop me. I'm going to kill this ignorant, filthy bastard, so that he won't be embarrassed when he goes out in the future. Our old Li family was honorable and loyal to the country from generation to generation. We can't lose it." Remember this person." At this moment, Linhuaihou Li Tingzhu's roar could almost blow off the roof.

(end of this chapter)