Chapter 359

Chapter 359

Cursing her foolish pride and pampered lifestyle, Yan dreaded the aching thighs and bruised bottom she would soon experience. Had she known this would happen, she would never have snuck Shana and Zabu into Rains hut, a hasty decision made in a fit of pique and unreasonable jealousy. What did she expect to happen? For the quins to ruin Rains marriage night and send his new concubine screaming into the night? That he, so frustrated by the lack of sex, would ride through the city and storm into her room to demand an explanation for her actions? Then, in the heat of anger and throes of passion, they would fight with bare fists, pulling and tearing each others clothes off until...

Ridiculous. Now she paid the price for her actions, forced to endure inhumane abuse to her lower-half before a crowd of her peers and commoners.

There were few things worse than sitting upright on a hard, lumpy saddle and bouncing about on the back of a horse.

Losing her seat on Shanas soft, stable hindquarters wasnt even the worst of it, Yan also lost those adorable pups to play with and their ferocious papa-quin to protect her. Shed traded them away for a moody, skittish, gelding who seemed liable to run off at the first sign of danger. If only shed put more effort into practising horsemanship, but after Grandpa took her in, shed only ever ridden Shana or in a carriage. How anyone endured hours bouncing on these tall, steel-backed creatures and walked away whole was beyond her comprehension, her inner thighs already aching from strain after a few minutes of riding.

Why would anyone ride horses when quins were the objectively superior mount? A steadier gait and softer seat were the least of it, quins also required less maintenance and fewer supplies than these skittish, four-legged monstrosities. Being scatter-brained herbivores wasnt enough, horses also had sensitive feet and selective diets. Too good to eat the plentiful grass all around them, her Acasian Trotter ate nothing but the best grain money could buy, and plenty to boot. The five kilogram bundle packed in her saddlebags would only last the horse a single day, and should this stupid contest run longer, shed have to buy more grain instead of sending it out to forage for itself.

Considering how often they took an enormous, putrid shit mid-stride, they could stand to eat a little less.

Quashing her animosity, Yan awkwardly patted her mounts neck in apology and prayed it wouldnt rear up and throw her off if spooked. The placid creature didnt notice her efforts to make nice, but it made Yan feel a little better about her rude inner-monologue. Since it did nothing for her pained muscles and poor temper, she focused on the task at hand instead, the contest from which she hoped to emerge victorious, though she hadnt the slightest idea how she was supposed to accomplish such a monumental task.

Stupid Legate and his stupid contests. When the Eastern pretty-boy announced his feats of strength, skill, speed, and spirit, she imagined something more like a massed melee or a foot race of some sort, something combative and hot-blooded. Instead, shed been assigned a meeting place where she was to meet her team and an Imperial Guardian masquerading as a civilian merchant. Then, they were to sortie off into the wilderness on some stupid task before moving on to the next part of the contest. It all seemed like a meaningless waste of time, but with Grandpa out of the city, she had nothing better to do, so she might as well play along and see what silly farce the Legates people had cooked up.

While riding towards her destination, Yan envisioned a harrowing escape through stony city streets and back alley paths, dragging the Guardian behind her in a desperate struggle against a second group of contestants assigned to stop them. In her imagined scenario, shed step forward and take command of her fellow Captains and Warrant Officers, telling them to look after the Guardian while she single-handedly defeated her opponents in an overwhelming display of Martial skill, neatly proving her prowess and saving herself from the torture of riding a horse all afternoon.

The only way she could be more uncomfortable is if she were strapped face-up to her horses belly with her mouth positioned right below his asshole. Horses were the worst.

Arriving at the city outskirts, Yan found the stone marker where she was to meet her team. Despite her poor riding skills and slow pace, she was not the last to arrive and actually among the first. Standing with arms crossed and brow furrowed, an older, burly, dark-skinned southerner with an elaborately-styled moustache greeted her with a cold, silent stare. Unlike the other southerners shed seen, this one was far less colourful, wearing standard-issue everything, right down to his standard-issue boots and standard-issue haircut. A career, common-born soldier then, one unaffiliated with clan, sect, or faction, yet still talented and fortunate enough to climb the ranks and even be issued a Spiritual Weapon, the wickedly curved one handed scimitar strapped to his waist. Though others might look down on his lack of backing, Yan immediately felt an unspoken kinship with the man. Were it not for a stroke of luck and meeting Grandpa, she undoubtedly would have followed in this humble soldiers footsteps and become a career soldier herself, or at least a career Sentinel.

Beside him stood a tall, plain-faced man with a narrow physique and impassive expression, the Royal Guardian turned ward for the day, judging by his ill-fitting travel robes. Clumsily sliding off the saddle, she lifted the reins to greet the two men with a clasped-fist salute and a friendly smile. This one is Du Min Yan. Pleased to make your acquaintance.

This one is Qiang, the Guardian replied, so uninterested in her smile he seemed ready to fall asleep. We will go over the parameters of your mission once the rest of your team arrives.

Seeing he had nothing else to say, Yan turned to the dour Southerner and smiled. It appears well be working together for the interim, Captain...?

The Southerner frowned in silence for what felt like an eternity before grudgingly opening his mouth to utter, Sutah. Not the friendliest man around, but then again, she wasnt here to make friends. Still, there was nothing wrong with being civil, so she kept smiling and nodded politely before positioning herself on Qiangs left, her shield at the ready should she require it. Doing a quick visual check of their surroundings, she found there wasnt much to see aside from the busy Imperial Road, with the city to her south, the Azure Sea to the West and unending swathes of grass stretching out in all other directions before disappearing off into the horizon, where sky met earth in a most disorienting fashion.

Even after living in Central for more than a year, Yan still often found herself unnerved by how flat everything was. There were no mountains dotting the horizon or dense forests blotting out the sun, only small mounds of grass which passed for hills and the odd tree to break up the monotonous scenery. Not to say Central was boring and ugly, there was beauty here, but it was a cultivated beauty, one of neat little gardens or carefully designed manors, lacking compared to the wild, untamed beauty of the North.

As much as she loved Grandpa Du and Eun, she missed living in the village and being part of a close knit community where everyone looked out for their neighbours. Hopefully, when her time in Central came to an end, thered still be a place for her among the People, though considering how Mila and Big Huu snubbed her earlier, Yan wasnt entirely optimistic about her chances. Mila she understood, the temperamental red-panda was upset over Yans rejection, but in her defence, Rain never meant for Zabu to be a betrothal gift. Returning him along with his pups was only the right thing to do, and Yan could still say Shana was only there on loan until her pups were old enough to separate them.

As for Big Huu... Hopefully, the big lug had been too distracted to notice her greeting. Before Rain, Big Huu had been her closest friend, her sparring partner and confidant, always happy to help her train and willing to endure her verbal barbs. Shed even had a crush on him for all of a week until she realized how boring and naggy he could be.

Maybe he was still mad because she accidentally revealed his pre-marital tryst with the lovely twin sisters to his militant and strong-armed Mother Ghurda...

The rest of Yans party took their sweet time arriving, three rich fops in their early thirties laughing and fawning over their last companion, a lovely young warrior woman. None were dressed appropriately for a military mission, the men wearing colourfully embroidered tunic with wide sleeves, gaudy, flared leggings, and adorned in a wide assortment of dangling hair ornaments and feathered decorations. Not to be outdone, the woman had an actual tiara to complete her full set of jewellery, including seven rings and countless bangles on both forearms and ankles. Her low-cut tunic and short skirt left plenty of skin bare, though at least she had the sense to sit side-saddle instead of displaying her nether regions for the entire world to see. How she expected to fight from horseback like that was a different question, but from what Yan could see, none of the latecomers were all too concerned about winning the contest.

Just her luck, getting stuck with a team of fops and dandies out on a lark. Theyd even stopped to buy gourds of wine, presumably why they were so late...

None of the latecomers moved to dismount or introduce themselves, instead chatting away and fawning over the young lady who feigned modesty but did everything she could to encourage their rivalry. None of them seemed to notice Yan and Sutahs displeasure, but seeing how Qiang voiced no objection, she held her tongue and waited for them to quiet down. Seizing a lull in their conversation, Yan smiled and saluted them in the spirit of cooperation. Well met, fellow officers. This one is -

Upon reaching the twenty-seventh marker, Qiang helpfully reminded Ponce One that the outpost was due east, even though Yan was prepared to quietly leave them behind. Her actions didnt escape Ponce Ones notice, but she merely smiled and continued on her way, scanning the cobbled stone path and surrounding grasslands for signs of danger or ambush. A pointless endeavour, for any ambush could be spotted from a kilometre away, but still she kept her guard up.

Despite her protesting groin, Yan picked up the pace in hopes of reaching their destination or whatever surprise Qiang had planned for them a little sooner. Ultimately, her hopes were dashed along with what remained of her pelvis as they arrived at the outpost without incident or excitement. Dreading the ride back, she stayed at Qiangs side as they joined the line of contestants waiting outside the gates, where the Royal Guardian whod given a speech earlier today was evaluating each teams progress.

Spotting a familiar head of curly red hair at the front of the line, Yan yearned to saunter over, say hello, and explain her actions to Mila. Its not that she didnt want to meet or speak to the People, but she couldnt. Already, Grandpas family claimed Yan was a Northern puppet here to steal Du Family wealth and power, so it was best for everyone involved if they stayed apart. Central nobles were a proud and insular bunch, ready to unite at the first hint of foreign invasion into their local markets. Unfortunately, for those same reasons, Yan couldnt walk over and chat with Mila, or respond to their letters, or even be seen riding Shana or Zabu.

Mila would understand, right?

What? The incredulous utterance came from one of Milas companions, his face turning red with anger. We all completed the same challenge on the same team, so why does she pass, he asked, pointing at Mila, while the three of us fail?

With a sigh, the lead Guardian rolled his eyes and answered, Your goal was to escape pursuit and bring news of an imminent rebellion to this outpost, correct? So why, despite Captain Sumilas protests, did you stop and challenge your pursuers to single combat? Without waiting for an answer, the Guardian continued. Not only did all three of you lose to your opponents, you also tried to escape during Captain Sumilas bout despite being incapacitated. You only succeeded because she defeated all six pursuers in massed combat, led you away, and saw off two more attacks and an ambush using her bow. Nodding at Mila in appreciation, he added, This one commends you on your skill and restraint. Even blunted arrows can cause grave injury, but the worst your pursuers suffered was a blow to their pride. Captain Sumila, I invite you to enter the outpost.

Beaming with joy, Mila held her head up in pride and led Atir into the outpost while her three teammates slinked away. Happy as Yan was for her friend, she couldnt help but wonder why Milas test was so much more exciting than her own.

When it came time for Yans group to be judged, Qiang greeted the Guardian with a salute, while Yan and Sutah followed suit. Ponce One not only failed to salute, he even had the audacity to step forward and point at the Guardian. What is the meaning of this, he demanded, waving his finger at the Guardian. Our contest was ow, ow, owie, owwwww!

The last was uttered as the Royal Guardian grabbed hold of Ponce Ones finger and wrenched it about, dropping the pampered dandy to his knees while his face contorted in pain. Ignoring his cries, the Royal Guardian calmly nodded at Qiang and said, Report.

These four, Qiang said, pointing out everyone aside from Yan and Sutah, Fail. Throughout our journey, they drank five gourds of wine and died seventeen times.

What?

Your clothing, Qiang replied, not bothering to even spare Floozy Prime a glance. The assassins marked you with red chalk each time they approached. While the others checked their clothes for the telltale markings, Qiang gestured at Ponce One and added, This one was so inept, the assassins helped themselves to his food, wine, and coin without his notice.

A sinking feeling settled into the pit of Yans stomach as the lead Guardian asked, And these other two?

Both demonstrated sufficient awareness in identifying threats, but a complete lack of leadership qualities. She, Qiang said, gesturing at Yan, Caught one assassin rummaging through her comrades things and waved the culprit off, while he behaved like a subordinate the entire time. This one believes neither one suitable for promotion at this time, and thus recommend both be failed.

Well... fuck.

Disappointing, the lead Guardian said, his eyes focused on Yan. I had high hopes for this one. A rare talent, even if brought back to the homeland. Did she have reason to let the assassin off?

Childrens games, Qiang replied. Verbal barbs were traded, but an officer of a thousand must rise above such things, or settle them with an iron fist.

Would it be too late to smack him around now? Yan asked, smiling wryly at the lost opportunity. And if so, would you mind terribly if I still beat him regardless?

With a bark of laughter, the lead Guardian shook his head. No need. I deem Qiangs judgment too harsh. Leadership is easier to teach than vigilance and caution. Both of you pass, but be warned, the next portion of the contest will not be as easy. Warrant Officer Du Min Yan, Captain Sutah, I invite you both to enter. Glaring at Ponce One, whose finger was still caught in his grasp, the Royal Guardian said, I invite the rest of you to scram.

Sauntering into the outpost, Yan couldnt resist smirking over her shoulder as her former teammates scrambled away from the irate Guardian, their horses throwing up a cloud of dust in the wake of their retreat. When she faced forward once again, she found Mila standing in front of her with arms crossed and smile cold. I like your horse, Mila said, her teeth clenched and eyes blazing. So pretty and tall. I hope his speed will keep you safe in the days to come. Shooting the creature a glare as if it had personally offended her, Mila stomp off without another word while sweet Atir followed behind. Her good cheer slipping away, Yan sighed and resigned herself to fate. Even if she corrected their misunderstanding, there was little chance for victory.

Not when competing against the true number one talent of the Empire, Sumila of the People, a woman so far above her, Yan didnt even deserve to be called a rival.

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