Vol. 4 Chap. 7 Happy Ending Guarenteed

Vol. 4 Chap. 7 Happy Ending Guarenteed

Truth thought about it a bit longer. He could sort of see what they were getting at. The conversion process, at least while he was working for Starbrite, took years to be fully effective. Or, at least, for a complete personality change, which was probably the only indication the job was done.

He really tried not to think about Harmony. About the brother he worked his ass off to get into C-Tier and equipped with the System. Six years. Long time to be under.

The mountainside was filled with the soft sounds of nature. The elders from Siphios sat quietly, content for him to think things through. They had taken his measure, all of them. There was the occasional sip of coffee, a bite of fruit, and that was enough.

Poison the souls of the soon to be dead with a spirit of rebellion. Make them believe in something so hard that it turned their souls into something indigestible to the System. There should be a gap there, one closing quickly. Now was the exact moment to start inserting these public ideals. Before would have been even better, but it simply couldnt be any later. Once the ideas that Starbrite wanted implanted were set, they were practically impossible to dislodge.

Then there was the issue of the he called it the Planetary Curse. That forbiddance of empathy beyond a certain point. Convincing people that a life organized around individualistic greed and self satisfaction was the only real option. He could spread fury and rebellion but what was the positive case? We are against Starbrite, and for feudal Jeon? The return of the Holy King and his Virtuous Ministers?

He had been to Siphios. He wasnt impressed with the standards of governance. Better than the Ressilaud Free State, still not what you would call good. Not to mention the last king of Jeon famously overdosed on convenience store dick pills. That tends to take the shine off monarchy.

I assume you have an ideological programme prepared to go with this spontaneous peoples revolution.

Oh yes. Wonderfully detailed, with lots of explanatory pamphlets and catchy songs set to popular tunes. Merkovah said.

Truth fell back into silence for a moment. It all came down to the gamblers mentality. Ive already lost so much, I cant stop gambling now. I have to win it all back! There was a term for it, but hed forgotten it.

What do you call it when you have already put so much money into something, you feel like you have to keep pouring money into it even if its a loser?

Sunk cost fallacy. The old lady supplied.

Yeah. This whole plan hinges on Starbrite getting sunk cost fallacy. No revolution ever swept everyone up in its ideology. You dont even need a majority. You just need a big enough, organized block that is energetic, loud, and violent enough to pick off the smaller blocks and make the rest fall in line. Truth started working it out on his fingers.

You already have the hundreds of thousands direct Starbrite employees and their families dead set against you. Include subsidiaries and dependent industries and the number rises into the millions. Id say you have lost a quarter of the country before you even got started. They arent persuadable. Then you have the government and the army, who dont want someone else trying to eat off their plate. Then you have the scared people who just want tomorrow to be like yesterday, and know damn well it wont be. They just want to be safe, and thats not a revolution. At this point, you just have the desperate and angry.

Truth shrugged. If you could get the rich in on it, convince them they will eat better if everyone is mad at Starbrite, then maybe. Ive been laying the groundwork for insurrections all over the country. It would certainly screw up the internal security situation. But persuading the whole nation of Jeon to what? Align their souls with concepts contrary to Starbrites goals, somehow, to starve the beast?

He shook his head. Hed have to figure out something on his own. But first, that library.

There was a whiff of rat. Truths mind started racing. He whipped his head around to Merkovah, and his eyes squinted into a glare. He slid the glare over the rest of the room.

No. No, I don't think so. Some random shit I can put together after thinking for two minutes was obvious to you before you even walked into this room. Obvious months or years ago. You either think Im dumb enough to go for your idea uncritically, which I cant believe Merkovah would let you think, or you want me to give lip service to the idea, half ass the parts of it I actually find useful and then something. This is a distraction, for both Jeon and me. And somehow, you roped in Merkovah. Thanks for the coffee, it was spectacular.

Truth shoved back his little stool and stood. Everyone else rose with him, waving him back down, calling on him to stay.

The symbolic parallels between hate and venom are well established. We dont need you to create a coherent popular revolt. Just hatred. Turn a symbol of national pride into one of national loathing. Your work with MegaShroom was downright inspired. We have ordered our other operatives to adopt the same tactic elsewhere. The old womans voice was harder than her husbands. Her eyes were too.

None of this puts Starbrites head on a stick. Truth shrugged. Maybe he could rope in Merkovah for a private chat. This conversation was going nowhere.

No? Merkovah smiled beatifically. The chaos is already putting such a strain on their systems, we are learning secrets we had chased for decades. Getting people in places they could never have reached before. The more pressure we put on the more cracks we can make, the deeper we infiltrate. The more pressure we put directly on Starbrite, the more gaps he will show. And if we directly poison his food, turn his harvest against him

Logical but uncertain. I will think about it. That book, Teacher? Truth set down his cup.

It will be waiting for you, as will a small selection of spells I had couriered over, in another conference room. I will keep the golem active, just so we can chat about them as you make your selection. Before that, though, the third cup.

Eh?

The ritual calls for at least three cups. The old lady smiled. Truth quietly admired her. The conversation hadnt gone how she wanted, but she could still move with grace.

She refilled the pot with fresh water. The grounds were the same ones that went in at the start of the ritual. She brought it to just under a boil, and poured it into the cups. This one you really should add sugar to. Add at least one big spoonful. I like three, but I have a sweet tooth.

Truth did as instructed. It was thin. Light. The flavors had changed and evolved. All the funk and rumbling basso had left the cup, as had most of the bitterness. The remaining bitter and sweet combined to elevate the faint fruit left. It was utterly different from the first cup. If the first cup was like an explosion, the last was like a warm breeze at your back. Lifting you up and carrying you forward.

The third cup is called the blessing. It represents my wishes for your safe travels and safe return. She really did have a wonderful smile. Do you like the view from this mountain?

Truth looked out. It was beautiful. Truly. The green forests waved in the wind. Not too hot, not too cold. Colorful birds flitted around joyfully, and the sky had a depth of blue he had only ever seen in Siphios. It wasnt paradise, but it was close enough.

I really do.

Good. Its where Im building your house. She sniffed. Well. Having it built. Im not directing the demons in person, obviously.

Pardon?!

You have been, unquestionably, our single most effective operative in the last century. Quite possibly ever. You have inflicted horrifying losses on our most hated enemies. Enemies who have personally cost me more grandchildren and great-grandchildren than I like to count. Merkovah was buying some prefabricated nonsense.

It was top of the line! Seamless insulation and a sixty year roof, no magic required!

Naturally I had to step in. It is a rare thing. Constructed to operate without magic. There is a well with a pump you can operate with a lever. That took some figuring out, let me tell you! Thick insulation, warm, solid slate roof, a stove that can burn wood or charcoal, trapped safely in an iron box with a solid brick chimney. The grounds are being carefully fertilized and planted with fruit bushes and trees. Even if you tend it rarely, it will form its own little ecosystem. There is a little pasture for goats, well fenced. She jutted her chin out proudly.

Much better than Merkovahs shack. And lots of room for babies, of course. Whatever you chose, remember. There is a home waiting for you. Whether you stay or go off world, kill Starbrite or fail utterly, there is a home waiting for you. You are wanted there. So go walk your bloody road, young man. But see to it that you wipe your feet well before you return to Siphios. You deserve a happy ending, and its waiting for you in our mountains. If you want it.