EIGHTEEN: Interlude - Rabbit

EIGHTEEN: Interlude - Rabbit

Interlude:

Rabbit

All right, yall! said Ms. Jensen, smiling as she took in the class full of over-energized second graders. Im sorry about recess, but I cant turn off the rain for you. Well have read-aloud time and play some games afterward. How does that sound?

Boring! one boy shouted, rocking back and forth so hard his desk clacked against the floor.

Good, a few kids said, their eyes already on the stack of board games in one corner of the classroom.

Yes, maam, the classs goody-two-shoes replied, clasping her hands primly in her lap.

From his seat behind the girl, Alden Thorn raised his hand, stretching for the ceiling.

Thank you for sitting so politely in your seat, Alden. Did you have a question?

Can you read from the book about superheroes? he asked quickly.

No, I want the dragon book! another boy protested.

I want!

Ms. Jensen held her hand up for silence. When the children finally calmed down, she said, I think Alden should get to choose since he asked first. And since his family will be leaving Nashville soon to head to Chicago. Doesnt that sound fair?

A few people grumbled, but not many. Superheroes werent a bad choice, as far as rainy day reading material went.

The teacher pulled the familiar book out from under a stack of papers on her desk and took her seat at the front of the room. Okay, who remembers which class of Avowed we read about last time?

Meister, the girl sitting in front of Alden said promptly.

Alden lowered his hand in disappointment.

Thats right, Clara. So, lets seeoh, todays class is one of the rares! Isnt that exciting? Who knows what a Rabbit does?

My daddy says theyre rich.

My daddy says theyre cowards.

Youre wrong! Clara said in an uncharacteristic shout. Thats a bad thing to call any of the Avowed. Theyre brave, and they fight demons and bad guys for us, and my momma says only dissants say mean things about them because theyre jealous not everyone gets powers!

The whole class had started whispering. Ms. Jensens smile was getting thinner by the second.

Settle down! she called. Remember that conversation weve had a few times this year? About how we will try to think our own thoughts in class and not only repeat what weve heard from others?

Clara gasped. But that doesnt mean our parents, does it?

The teacher cleared her throat. Lets all learn from this nice book, she said. And not talk about things like dissidents anymore.

Before anyone could protest, she started reading.

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fromA Childrens Encyclopedia of the Avowed

(Interviews with real supherhumans in every chapter!)

Youve probably heard of the classes weve talked about so far, but have you ever heard of a Rabbit?

No, not the cute and cuddly animal you might have for a pet!

Rabbit is a funny-sounding name for an Avowed class that is just as serious and important as all the others in this book. Rabbits offer their service to make Earth and Artona better places, just like all the other superhumans here!

In Ms. Jensens classroom, the second graders had all fallen silent. Most of them had looks of consternation on their faces. A few were smiling uncertainly, as if they thought their teacher might have told them a joke but they werent quite confident enough to laugh about it.

Clara raised her hand. Cantcant regular people fold napkins into pretty shapes?

They can! another girl said confidently. I went on a cruise, and the napkins were all folded! They dont need super powers for that!

But the Rabbit lady is rich. Thats good? a boy said.

I wanna be rich.

My daddy is rich.

I want to be a superhero who shoots fire out of my face.

Alden raised his hand.

Closing the book, Ms. Jensen smiled at him. Everyone please notice how Alden and Clara raise their hands! Yes, Alden? Did you like the interview with Ms. Musa?

Im confused, he said. Why do the Artonans need somebody to fold napkins for them? Cant they do it themselves?

Well Ms. Jensen tucked her hair behind her ears and bit her lip, apparently thinking about the question. I know everyone is very excited about super powers. When we see a brave hero protecting us from bad people or we hear about them saving someone from a disaster, all of our attention is on them. But the world needs all kinds of helpers, doesnt it?

Clara raised her hand again.

Yes, Clara?

Last week you taught us about want and need! she said proudly. Want and need are different.

Thats true, but

Pretty napkins is a want isnt it?

It is, one of her friends agreed.

I think so, too.

Maybe its a need if its for a wedding? My cousins getting married. Im going to be the flower girl!

Artonans have weddings too!

My momma says sometimes they have three brides and grooms at a time.

Thats bad.

No its not! Threes my favorite number.

All right, yall. I think were getting a little bit off track. Lets all take a minute to think of good things Rabbit Avowed can do for the world! Whoever comes up with the best answer will get a new pencil from the pencil box.

This challenge earned Ms. Jensen a few blissful minutes of quiet while everyone wrote down their best guesses.

Alden, who had no knowledge of Rabbits beyond what he had just learned, answered that they could probably fold lots of towels for hotels. Which would be good for the hotels, since if you didnt fold the towels your guests would hate you.

Clara won because she knew that there was a Rabbit on the Anesidoran High Council, and he helped to make important laws for superhumans on the island.

Laws are a need, not a want! she announced righteously as she marched back to her desk with her prize pencil.

Its not fair, Alden muttered.

Lawmaking didnt have anything to do with the Rabbits superpower. Which was the whole point of the assignment in his opinion.

Rabbits are dumb. Who would ever want to be one of those?