TWENTY: An Ordinary Mailbox

TWENTY: An Ordinary Mailbox

Relieved, Alden tightened his grip on his envelope and exited the teleportation bay.

He stood in a long hallway filled with bays identical to the one hed just arrived through. People were streaming out of them at regular intervals, many of them dragging small suitcases behind them. Letting a woman in a hijab pass by, Alden took a second to get his bearings then followed a lighted sign on the wall that said some version of WAY OUT in five different languages.

A couple of minutes later, hed reached a wide open atrium full of potted palms in steel planters. A light flashed in the bottom right corner of his vision. When Alden focused his attention on it for a few seconds, the words voice call from Clytem Zhao scrolled upwards from the point of light.

Does the System just not see any point in using my cell phone anymore?

He wondered if his old messages were available through the interface somehow. He needed to practice with it more.

He pulled his phone out of his pocket anyway and held it to his ear so that he wouldnt look like a System user to anyone else.

That also means I cant poke around at the air in front of my face. Normal humans dont do that.

Accept call, he said quietly.

Hey, kid, Hannahs friend said. Her tone was friendly, but a little subdued. I just got a notice for your teleport. Are you still in the right number of pieces?

I am. Thanks for arranging it for me, Ms. Zhao.

Hannah wouldve wanted you here. Theres nothing to thank me for. The service is taking place on the other side of Anesidora from you. In Apex. Youve got around three hours to yourself in F City, and then Ill come pick you up. Well grab a quick lunch somewhere, if youre in the mood to eat, and head over. How does that sound?

It sounds good.

Okay. See youoh, wait. Almost forgot. I put ten Argold under your name in case you wanted to buy anything. Hannah used to do that, right? You know how it works? Its around forty Canadian dollarssorry Im not up on the current U.S. conversion.

Hannah had always done that.

Alden found himself swallowing around an unexpected lump. Thats really thoughtful of you. Thanks.

No sweat. See you soon.

After the call ended, Alden headed over to the atriums help desk and picked up one of the debit cards that kids and other non-Avowed used to pay for things on the island. The man working at the desk confirmed his identity with a thumbprint and loaded Clytem Zhaos money on the card, plus a little of Aldens own hed brought to pay for stampsor whatever the Anesidoran equivalent was.

Whats the best way to mail something? Alden asked as they finished up.

You mean a postcard? the man said dismissively. Youll have a hard time finding one. We dont have a tourist industry here on Anesidora.

Alden had wondered why the guy was so rude when hed asked for the debit card. He must be one of those Anesidora for Anesidorans types who thought non-Avowed shouldnt be allowed to set foot here.

Dick.

Still, Alden wanted the information.

No. I mean wheres the nearest post office? I want to mail something to someone on the island.

He sighed as though Alden had asked him to perform an impossible task. Theres a mailbox on your way out of the building. You can pay with your card.

That was convenient. Alden was uncomfortable carrying around a letter that would reveal him as a selectee, and the sooner he got it out of his hands, the better.

Anyway, Leos life was awesome.

It talked to people. It ate mail. Every now and then, it got to read the mail and decide what to do with it.

Like now.

Corin Velra was on Leos Nice List. Which was officially called the Scan Priority to System List, but whatever.

The important thing was that when someone sent a letter to Corin Velra, Leo got to use Leos brain. Leo zapped some Argold from Nice List Corins account, split it, and sent part of it to Creator and part to the Anesidoran government.

Boring.

Now for the fun part.

Leo examined the envelope someone had just fed it, using its proprietary scanners to analyze the interior. And wowie! Yum. This was the best thing Leo had eaten since that angry human had mailed a manifesto to the High Council.

This new thing was so hard to read. Why were the fonts all over the place? Why were there so many ever-so-slightly-different paper types involved?

What a challenge!

Leo burbled and scanned. It played itself the meditative sound of toilets flushingrecorded from the bathroom next doorto get in the zone.

Nice List Corin and a bunch of other Nice List Velras had re-personalized their settings a couple of months ago, and wouldnt you know it? Some of the keywords Leo was supposed to look for were right here in this wacky letter!

Is it enough? it thought, scanning hard. Were going for a zero spam week here!

And yes! Yes it was! This letter was a good letter. Not as exciting as a death threat, but still, high priority.

System, Ive got one! cried Leo.

The System was a total loser, though, and it wouldnt respond to unofficial channels most of the time. Seemed to think it was too important to listen to Leo.

Though it had told Leo to shut up and leave it alone once.

Best. Day. Ever.

Leo used the official channels, now, and the System acknowledged receipt of the letters contents.

Leo waited.

And waited.

It played itself some more flushes.

Finally, it got a ping back. Somebody was coming to pick up the letter in person. It was so high priority they couldnt wait for the mail run.

Score.

I did good right? Leo said smugly to the System. Check me out! Im your favorite Post Box, arent I? Huh? Huh?

The System ignored it.