"Jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, jingle, Jing.
Su Ming doesn't care. Subways, tunnels, underground rivers, sewers, these are the terrain he is good at.
In the subway car, the valet was shaking his head and singing, looking very happy, and the people around him had a strange and friendly attitude towards his appearance, and even children came to him to ask for his autograph.
After signing a few photos, Wade frowned at Su Ming: "my Twitter has paid more than 100000 attention. I'm a celebrity now."
"Are you sure someone else is paying attention to you, not you paying attention to 100000 people?" Su Ming leaned against the subway bench and looked at the snow-white light on the top of the car. Today is Christmas Eve. There are not too many pedestrians. Otherwise, the New York subway will really kill people.
"Mutual attention, mutual." The Chamberlain turned his head and didn't look at his cousin's mask. The red eyeglass on it seemed to be able to see through people's hearts.
"Hi Wade, is this Christmas with the family? Where are you going to massacre? " A man in a green uniform came up from the car and said hello to the valet.
As soon as the Chamberlain looked up, the little eyes on his mask bent up: "isn't this Bob, you dog? Last time I killed all the other people in your branch, why didn't you say wait for me to take a taxi with you?"
Anyway, Wade clapped his hands with each other, and came up with a set of black street action.
"Can't help, midnight express called me, I ordered the oven arrived, the courier urged me to go home to sign, I left first, next time." Bob shrugged helplessly and said helplessly.
Wade nodded nonchalantly. He scratched his armpit, and a smell of fox urine came out: "by the way, you haven't seen it, Bob. This is my cousin's death knell. Cousin, this is Bob the hydra, my pet
"Of course I know the death knell, the world's first mercenary." Bob took out a small book with the nine headed snake's logo on it: "can you sign my name?"
The Chamberlain's face pulled down and his eyes turned to fish. He gave Bob a push: "you go. I don't like you."
"Why are you so mean?" Bob was pushed and staggered. He sat on the floor of the carriage. He didn't know what was going on. "Oh, it's broken. The bomb's on."
"What bomb? Do you have any activities on Christmas Eve? It's very tiring. " Wade held his arm and didn't mean to move at all. Anyway, the bomb would not kill him. It was none of his business that all the people in the bus died.
"I can't help it. I have five times my salary for working overtime during Christmas. I want to buy a new refrigerator for my family." As he spoke, Bob got up and took the bomb from his big backpack behind him and handed it to the valet.
When the crowd, who were still calm in the carriage, saw the bundle of red detonators with a big dial on it, the fool knew what it was, so they screamed and started to flee, at least away from the car.
"It looks ordinary. It's the detonator used in mines." Wade flipped over the bomb, looked at the countdown and handed it to the death knell: "cousin, do you think I'm right?"
Su Ming took over the bomb and weighed it twice in his hand: "you Hydra has so many new products, how can you be a century behind you?"
With that, he handed Bob the bomb again.
Bob sighed and rubbed his head helplessly: "I'm a third level agent with thirty-five leaders. What do you think I can have in my hand? I joined Hydra just to cover dental health insurance. "
With that, he gave the bomb to the valet.
"I really don't know why you haven't got diabetes after eating so much sugar. Besides the medical insurance coverage, the treatment of aegis bureau is better than that of Hydra, isn't it, cousin?"
The bodyguard gives the bomb to Su Ming again.
"Bob has a hydra background. The aegis bureau can't get in, but you can try aim. They also recruit security."
With that, Su Ming threw the bomb to Bob again.
"In fact, I've thought about it, but aim requires eight foreign languages and a master's degree in kinematics or medicine. I'm really powerless." Bob's voice was full of helplessness and threw the bomb to the valet.
"So demanding? Why don't I talk to mordork for you? Let you go through his back door. " The Chamberlain, with his head tilted, suggested that he throw the bomb at the death knell.
"Don't worry. Mordork hates you. You've robbed him of too much business. If he knew that Bob was connected with you, Bob would be dead." Su Ming looks at the timer and throws the bomb to Bob.
As a result, the three people spoke, and the red bomb was passed back and forth in the hands of the three people, turning more than ten times.
"Ding!"
When the subway arrived, there were only three of them left in the empty carriage, while the other passengers crowded on the glass of the door next door, hating that they were not slim enough.As soon as the station arrived, everyone ran away.
The valet stood up, patted his hips, and moved his waist: "all right, bayek park is here. My cousin and I have to go and pour line 6. We'll see you later. We'll make a phone call."
Bob was holding the bomb, smiling and waving to wade: "Merry Christmas, gentlemen."
Su Ming patted Bob on the shoulder and scratched his head wordlessly: "you have a happy Christmas, and next time you talk to your leaders, don't set the time bomb for another hour."
The two cousins transferred to line 6 and took several stops to the south of Brooklyn. Wade took Su Ming back to the ground, crossed the streets and alleys, and walked more and more out of the way. Finally, they went to a shopping mall.
It's not a good shopping mall. It seems that the buildings are very dilapidated. The sign on the top of the building is still missing a few letters. It looks like a ghost house, not to mention business. It's just empty.
Often good shopping malls on Christmas Eve, there will be some busy people to do the final shopping.
But here, not even ghost shadow, even Santa Claus in the window on the first floor, the actor all picked off his beard and smoked, the sadness on his face could be seen from afar.
The Chamberlain saw his cousin's eyes, and turned his head to look at the window: "Oh, are you looking at him? He is a good man. He likes to give small pills to good children, and he will be very happy when he takes them
"Su Ming was speechless:" why did you bring me here
"My office is here. I really can't think of any good children. So I came back to ask the negative voice wave" like girls "warhead. She should know a lot of ignorant girls." The Chamberlain answered naturally, pushing open the rusty door of the shopping mall and going straight up to the third floor.
When he came to the door of a shop selling Plush rabbits, he went in and said, "Hi, Jim, how's business today?"
"Forget it. Nobody wants it for Christmas." "How are you today?" the owner of the toy shop replied to the valet and calmly sewed a small bag of powdered laundry into the rabbit's back
"Christmas, you know, no one wants to kill people today. I only took one to kill Santa." The valet picked a rabbit from the counter that showed cotton. "I'll charge it to me first. I have to prepare some small gifts for my friend's children."
The toy owner waved his hand disapprovingly. A rabbit without loading was given to the valet. After all, what he did was a big business.
The Chamberlain shoved the rabbit into his crotch, dropped a "thank you" and pushed open the door of the warehouse behind the shop skillfully. Sure enough, there was a small door inside, which looked like an old-fashioned detective office, but the door number of "chamberlain house of everything" was written on it.
"House of things? Are you serious? " Su Ming was too lazy to make complaints about it.
"Xuexu's name, I think it's OK. Anyway, the key of the firm is not my business level. It doesn't matter what the name is." Then the valet opened the frosted glass door and said, "Jimmy's goods are not in the warehouse, so he sublets the warehouse to me. Qiang Qiang, please come in."
Su Ming sighed and walked into the office.
The room was not big but not small. It was a suite with a table outside and two rows of folding chairs. Maps and posters of beauties collected by the dead men were pasted on the wall.
A girl in a leather windbreaker with a flat head is curling her legs on her desk, chewing bubble gum and playing with her mobile phone. The valet enters the door without even looking at it.
"Hi, negative voice wave" should have received customers, but only know how to play with mobile phones ". Your boss is back. Isn't he going to give me a Christmas kiss?" The Chamberlain took off his mask and rubbed his face in a jazz dance.
Without lifting her head, the girl typed and sent a message quickly, spitting out a bubble in her mouth, and gave the dead servant a middle finger indifferently.
Her movements are very skillful, the speed of the finger out, if lightning, you can see that she often like this.
Wade turned to look at Su Ming and shrugged helplessly: "look, she didn't answer the phone call, she didn't send a text message. Even if I came back in person, she ignored me."
"Normal people don't care about you, do you?"
Don't say it's a juvenile warhead. Su Ming doesn't want to pay attention to his younger cousin.
"No! Cousin, you can't kill her. Although she is disrespectful and impolite to me, she is a good friend of mine. Don't be impulsive The bodyguard suddenly jumps in front of Su Ming, reaches out his claws, grabs Su Ming's two arms, puts his shoulder against Su Ming's chest, and shouts excitedly.
As he yelled, he turned his head to peek at the response of the negative wave young warhead.
This is the essence of the opera. Su Ming stands still. Stupidly, he is caught by the death guard to kill people.
It's a pity that the girl gave him another middle finger, so she didn't fall for it.
The strangulation was just a little earned, and Wade's arms were dislocated and drooped like noodles.
Wade's Chrysanthemum face showed an expression that he couldn't love. Looking at Su Ming, he slowly moved his shoulder and tried to join the bone with his teeth: "you see, she asked me to take her as a secretary, but now she doesn't work at all.""Please, you smelly dog shit. You cheated the professor and the beast. I even went to the toilet. You sob would come in from under the compartment door and rub my boots. I came here because you couldn't help it! Fat oil! Don't pay, don't say, Christmas has not TMD holiday, faker oil
Negative sound wave young warhead directly slaps the mobile phone on the table top, stands up with a string of sweet words in his mouth, his hands are more like a combination of hook boxing, one after another in turn on the dead man's chin.
Wade's eyes widened and his mouth widened, as if she had shocked him by what she had said. His face turned pale and he stepped back several steps.
"I didn't expect to be such a failure..." wade shook his head gently. Then he turned and took off his pants, revealing the rotten PP and facing the girl: "that's what you want. Come on! Famille! But be careful. I have rectal cancer
"Oh, Jim's plush rabbit?" The girl sneered.
Under the influence of special energy, her boots collided with Wade's Chrysanthemum. The death attendant broke through several walls and flew directly into the night.
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