Chapter 1036

Like a football guard kicks off the valet like a football guard, the negative sound wave young warhead pulled the collar of his windbreaker, sat back on his chair again, picked up his mobile phone and continued to chat with xuexu.

Xuexu is now at Xavier college, baking Gingerbread figurines and sending photos.

"Uncle, what are you doing here?"

Warhead or take time to ask Su Ming, Pa Pa Pa to Xue Xu sent a pile of lovely expression.

"Uncle?" Su Ming's mouth twitched.

The bullet raised his eyebrows, took a look at him, and then lowered his head: "you are the elder of Professor X and magneto. The old thing like Captain America calls you uncle. Do I have to call you grandfather Slade? It's disgusting. You look so young. "

"No, what do you call Wade?" Su Ming pulls a chair and sits opposite the warhead.

The girl chewed bubble gum, looked at the mobile phone, absentmindedly said: "garbage, used vomit bag, green pool, smelly dog excrement, rotten PP and so on, anyway, how to call him all agreed, see my mood."

Su Ming laughed, and was much better off with a comparison: "it seems that you and wade get along very well."

The warhead shrugged his shoulders, picked up his mobile phone and sent out a series of "moo Mo" voice, and casually put the mobile phone on the desktop: "OK, although I can't earn a cent here, it's good to avoid the nagging of professors and teachers, and you can eat junk food indefinitely."

"Charles shouldn't be that stereotypical, and lace shouldn't be a problem at Xavier college." Su Ming didn't understand what Charles had to nag about. The warhead had a strong fighting capacity, and was also capable of actual combat. He was a perfect fighter.

"I'm a man." The warhead looked at the death knell very quietly, without expression.

Su Ming looked at her chest, her neck, and then stood up and looked at her crotch width: "no, you are a woman."

"Men, just like you." The warhead held his arm and blew a bubble: "my gender is male, and I love women. It's normal. But professors and teachers always say that I'm a woman. It's very annoying."

Su Ming doesn't want to argue over other people's personal problems. She can be useful, whatever her illness is: "Er, you can be happy."

The bullet touched his hair and said, "OK, uncle, what's the matter with you? If it's OK, I'll be off work before Wade comes back, and the Christmas party at Xavier college is about to start. "

"Wade's got a list to kill Santa, you know?" Su Ming took out a cigarette and gave her a cigarette. She ignited it with her finger. It was very comfortable.

"Yes, to be fair, although Santa Claus is a triple identity of Christianity, Nordic mythology and mutant, he will certainly be disgusted to death by death attendants." The warhead expertly blows out a puff of smoke, which is broken by the cold wind coming from the hole.

Su Ming nods, the warhead's intelligence ability is also good, the news is very smart, from a certain point of view, Wade chose her as secretary is really good.

"So Wade asked me for help, and we planned to find a good boy and lie under the chimney of the good boy's house and catch him alive when Santa came to deliver presents."

"Oh? Don't you kill him? That guy's got a deposit. " The warhead said casually that she had begun to pack up her things. Behind her was a pink gift box, which seemed to be a gift for xuexu.

Su Ming nodded and handed the bullet a bottle of wine: "Wade is going to fight back and kill the bear children for Santa Claus, so as to negotiate with the old man."

Negative wave young warhead is not polite at all. He takes the bottle and drinks it, but it's not for nothing. He says politely: "what's your plan, brother? Isn't it just playing around with stinky shit? "

"I'm on vacation, so I'll follow." Su Ming really thinks so. Of course, it's good to see what Santa's presents are.

"I don't know what the valet is going to do, but it doesn't matter if I can't live through Christmas. Just remind him to pay me."

"Do you know any good children? The world's first virgin disease is the best. " Su Ming asked.

"Spider man." The warhead gave the answer directly, holding the gift box to the door: "he is the largest white lotus of the Virgin Mary. Sometimes I watch the news, and those damned people he won't kill, which makes my fingers itch."

"He is an adult, not a child." Su Ming takes a look at the calendar on the wall and shakes his head to signal the warhead to think of another one.

"Then you can go to Xavier college with me, and ask the professor to use the brain wave amplifier to directly help you locate Santa Claus." The warhead gave another idea, and she opened the door.

Su Ming stood up, shook his head with a smile and winked at her: "but that's not fun, isn't it? Do you know why rich people drive helicopters and bring a hound when hunting? "

Negative wave young warhead showed a playful smile: "dark, just like the avocado usually said, you are too dark."But she likes it.

The death knell is much more cool than the death attendant, and it is also generous. The wine and tobacco are good things.

"Come on, you go with your girlfriend, and I'll look for Wade's body." Su Ming took the door of the office and didn't need to lock it. There was nothing valuable in it. He connected to the telephone and didn't know how many hands he had: "what did Wade tell you about me?"

The warhead buckled his helmet, raised his middle finger to say hello to Jimmy in the store outside the door, and left in a hot and stormy manner: "he said you've always coveted his beauty. Every time I see you, he will specially protect his chrysanthemum."

"Oh... What else?" Su Ming pulls out the God killer and makes it look like a sewer dredger. After thinking about it, he changes it into a hand drill.

"He also said that you are Grandet of the new century. You are so rich that you don't give him any money and let him struggle on the death line of starvation." The warhead betrayed Wade without hesitation. He couldn't die anyway.

Or the electric drill, used to mine the kind of long drill, Su Ming pinched his chin: "what else?"

"He also said..."

perhaps because of the drink, the bullet was very talkative and almost repeated all the bad things Wade usually said behind his back.

A few minutes later, Su Ming followed the trajectory and found the valet crawling like a caterpillar in the street. Because of the hard landing, his bones were broken and he could only move slowly like a boneless worm.

And just as he read it fragmentary, turning over the pattern to curse the negative wave young warhead, the light of the God killer lit up the dark lane and his small eyes.

"Cousin? Woo hoo, you are here at last. I just fell out of the sewage ditch. I'm all flying. Come and help me. "

"Oh? "Ha ha..." the golden light suddenly soared, and the red one eye crossed the long track in the dark lane.

People in the nearby streets only heard a scream in the dark that was not in line with the festival atmosphere.

"Yap butterfly!"

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