Chapter 82

"I..." Alice suddenly got angry and was placed in play so many times. She said from the side that she didn't have the charm of a woman, what a damn person. "Co-renting...not impossible, but property fees, utilities, etc. , Sanitation fees, house maintenance fees, etc., cost one person and half!

Merlin raised his eyes and thought, now that he is an adventurer, it shouldn't be difficult to make money, right?Then nodded, "Yes..."

"The bed is mine, I hope you can use the bathroom at night, and the bathroom is my priority!" Alice is not welcome, basically taking all the advantages she can take.

"I want to sleep too~" Merlin was more concerned about this.

"No! I'll sleep first, and the sofa is your place!" Alice said seriously.

"All right..." Merlin shrugged, thinking that a sofa is better than a stable.

Alice thought for a while and felt that there was no problem, but she still had to put on a high posture, "You can figure it out for me, and have a correct attitude. I see you as a pitiful bastard, so I can barely agree to the terms of the joint rent. What, you should thank me in your heart, hum~!"

"Oh, I'm so grateful..." Merlin was expressionless, and answered very perfunctorily, thinking that this guy is clearly in his heart for fun, right?Some people are willing to share half of the expenses without disturbing their lives.

The facts are exactly the same. Alice is happy to spend her heart. Her normal expenses are reduced by half, and she can save a lot of small money every month. She makes a lot of money in Keng Meilin.

Hehe, mentally retarded devil, let me make good use of it!Squeeze his value...

Alice felt very happy, and suddenly thought that all the chatting was all about painting flatbreads. How could she let Merlin live in vain without seeing a penny?

"Hey! Since you want to rent together, you can't live in vain this month. Bring the money!"

Merlin suddenly became embarrassed, and he was clinking poorly now, where would he go to make money, "Alice, don't always mention money, how vulgar?"

"Stop talking nonsense, no money to get out! After drawing so long a flatbread, tease me to play?" Alice unceremoniously patted the table.

"I'll give you the money. I'll start working as soon as I go to the union. Any SSS-level commission is a trivial matter to me. Then I can become very rich casually~" Merlin felt that she was completely fine, not afraid The enemy is strong enough, I am afraid that there is no copy to fight.

"Stop making trouble, okay? Let’s not mention whether you can accept an SSS-level commission for a trash black iron. Even if I have been an adventurer for so long, I have never seen an SSS-level commission once. You think you can accept it casually. Are you there?" Alice glared at Merlin and said very seriously, "Hurry up and pay half of this month's rent, or I won't see your sincerity."

"Don't worry, Alice, have you forgotten who I am? The Demon Race has seven great monarchs. I am the strongest arrogant monarch. Do you think I am so noble, I will owe money and not pay it back?" Cold gesture, want to drag.

"Fart! That was before. You are now a poor clinking tramp. Your only survival skill is swindling. Now you are given money to sell your kidneys. I guess you will not refuse." Alice is not polite. Demolition.

"Uh, Alice, you look down on me too much..." Merlin took out a horse betting ticket from his back pocket. "Do you know what this is?"

"Tickets for horse betting, poor ghosts daydream things..." Alice curled her lips.

"Wrong! Alice, you really have no spirituality, so I always think you are a vulgar person." Merlin said very persistently holding the horse betting ticket.

"Alice, listen carefully..."

"This is a ticket to the pinnacle of life!"

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Chapter 17

"Ha ha……"

Alice sneered, and looked down upon Merlin, a horse betting man.

"What kind of horse betting coupons in life? It's clearly a scam to further drain your blood and sweat. Although I know some people get rich overnight by betting on horse racing, I am sure that person is not you."

"Uh!" Merlin was hurt in her heart, thinking that her luck was indeed a little bit worse, but this does not interfere with her vision of the future. "Anyway, you have to believe in my potential. I will definitely pay the rent. If you don't experience a gamble in your life , That is incomplete."

"Oh, a guy who works as a cowboy in a tavern, he is ashamed to say that he has potential? I'm so funny~" Alice covered her mouth and smiled, sitting in front of the fried egg, planning to wipe out the breakfast, "I don't care, if you are If you want to live in my house, you must bring money, or you can get out of it as soon as possible."

"Okay~" Merlin snatched the fried egg in front of Alice from behind.

"What are you doing? That's mine! I bought the eggs too!" Alice knocked on the table angrily.

"Since I have to pay, then I don't have to pretend to be a man, let alone please you." Merlin swallowed the omelette directly, rubbed his hands and said, "Isn't it money? You wait. I will do it now!"

Merlin didn't look back, humming a little tune and turned away. Alice was anxious and threw the fork in her hand.

As a result, Merlin took the lead, and the fork was nailed to the door, making a vibrating sound.

"Asshole, don't come back to bother me!"

Later in the union.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Edward! Edward, are you swollen?"

"Why are you running so slow today?!"

"It must be shady again! Shady of monopoly!"

Merlin made a series of screams in the union, and the horse betting ticket in his hand was turned into a ball by him.

Horse betting is still a relatively popular program in Great Britain. There will also be live broadcasts on the crystal screen in the trade union. Many adventurers also play this thing, but it is really rare to see a desperate guy like Merlin.

Rukia received the rose again today, and she deliberately put it on the counter, as if to show others how popular she is. She is indeed a scheming bitch. She shook her head when she heard Merlin's screams.

What a sad man, I am afraid that only Alice will like him. She has a good skin and obviously makes more money as a duck?

Rukia gave Merlin an appraisal in her heart, but she still doesn't know why grandpa would personally give a certificate to an ordinary adventurer?Isn't he an illegitimate child...

Although he is the lowest-level dark iron adventurer, he also violated the union regulations.

And yesterday's street compensation was completely covered by my grandfather.

Rukia thinks this is abnormal, because Grandpa Old Taylor treats Merlin too much, which is very suspicious.

As for the old Taylor, he is still closing his eyes today. Last night, the old man didn't sleep all night, and his mind was full of Merlin's daggers.

As a man who has studied martial arts for half his life, he can't even see the action of drawing a sword, and the incredible destructive power is even more incomprehensible.

Old Taylor didn't ask who Merlin was and why he had such an excellent sword drawing skill, because everyone's practice is a secret, so it would be rude to ask directly.

Especially for adventurers, many people used to have a dark background, and no one would ask about the other's past. This is already an unwritten rule.

"Brother Merlin, I told you that I want to buy Richard, Edward can't~" Hobbs the drunkard patted Merlin on the shoulder. Early in the morning, he was so full of alcohol that he started pouring vodka with his neck. Tons..."

Merlin wanted to cry without tears, unfolding the wrinkled horse betting coupons in her hand, and the salary she had worked for a few months with Sister Martha was so dilapidated, "Damn, next time I want to buy Richard..."

"Richard, okay~" Hobbs chuckled, he seemed to be a bit drunk, "Say you guys live with Alice?"

"How do you know?" Merlin asked in surprise.

"My house, right across from the apartment where Alice rented. Last night, I saw you kicked out by Alice last night. Hehehe~" The old man Hobbs smiled happily, his nose was red. of.

"That..." Merlin was embarrassed, a little hard to explain.

"Are you not good at that, or haven't handed in your homework for a few days?" Hobbs squeezed his waist twice, which was very obvious.

"What the hell?! Where did you want to go!" Merlin's eyes widened, a little resisted.

Hobbs hugged Merlin's neck carelessly, and looked very familiar, "Don't pretend, we are all men, know, Alice wears a fake breast every day, everyone can see it, and it will become Dull."

"Oh, this...I don't deny it." Merlin said lightly.

"So you need to vent properly, do you understand?" Hobbs raised his eyebrows.

"You mean to vent... mean?" Mei Lin squinted.

"There is a place called Helena's Secret Cabin in the east of Wrexham. It is a paradise for men, a place we all know well~" Hobbs said happily.

"Oh Huo~" Merlin is not very interested. It's not that the sage mode has occurred, but that he is more than 200 years old and is indeed a bit enough for the opposite sex.

"There is a secret medicine there. After drinking it, you will think of your wife as the lover of your dreams. To be honest, it will look very beautiful when you look at the old lady. It will ensure that you turn in your homework on time and you are still overweight. Kind of." Hobbs patted Merlin on the chest, "How about brother? Did I save your family crisis?"

"I want to make it clear that I am not in that kind of relationship with Alice." Merlin explained for a long time.

"Don't pretend, everyone can understand. Alice has been single. She went out for half a month and brought back a man. This is lonely for a long time. Dry wood meets a raging fire and asks for it like a wolf." Hobbs I sighed, "If you don’t say anything else, I sympathize with you. How can I say that Alice is also a rare golden adventurer, and you are a dark iron. If you don’t work hard in other places, I am afraid that you will not be able to control this little horse. ."

Merlin lay on the table and did not speak, thinking that this world is full of malice, and everyone mistakenly understood that he and Alice had a leg.

Compared with this rumor, Merlin still cares more about his horse betting tickets. What should I buy next time?Richard?Roland seems not bad too~

"Yo~, Alice is here, do you plan to go out to work today?" Hobbes greeted Alice enthusiastically when he saw Alice.

Alice rolled her eyes when she saw Merlin lying on the table in a depressed mood.

"It's such a bad guy who smells like one another!"

"Don't talk to me casually! Humph~!"

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Chapter 18

"Merlin, your wife was like taking gunpowder early in the morning. It seems that she has been depressed for too long. You have to work harder." Hobbs stabbed Merlin.

"She's not my wife..." Merlin pouted.

Hobbs took a sip of vodka and shook his head

"It's over, this marriage won't last long, and we will leave sooner or later."

Alice came to the counter and sat down directly, looking tired.

"Rukia, give me a glass of milk."