Chapter 83

Rukia poured a glass of milk for Alice, and asked in surprise, "What's wrong? Her face is so ugly..."

"Don't mention it, that bastard Merlin broke into my house in the middle of the night." Alice said angrily.

"Broken into the house of a girl who lives alone in the middle of the night?" Rukia flushed, thinking about to crooked, "What about..."

"Then live with me." Alice took a sip of milk calmly.

"Is this... so straightforward?" A drop of cold sweat was dripping on Rukia's forehead. Look at Merlin's lazy late-stage cancer appearance, so active and enthusiastic in private, "What about?"

"At that time, I had just finished taking a bath and only wrapped a bath towel. He molested me with his mouth and pinched my butt." Alice squeezed out a trace of tears aggrieved, very annoyed.

"Huhuhu, it sounds a bit erotic." Rukia's face turned a little bit redder, and she asked with a slight excitement, "I actually broke in in the middle of the night and started to use my hands again. It is inexplicably exciting...ah no , Is irritating, what after?"

"After...gum..." Alice whispered with a very sad expression, "I was fainted by this bastard with a banana, and spent the night on the cold floor..."

"Shoo, hoo~" Rukia's face flushed, and her heart was very excited. The content of the brain supplement is probably

Merlin rushed to Alice's house at night, then flirted with Alice, and finally couldn't bear to use his big banana to conquer Alice on the floor of the living room.

It is obvious that Meilin has a female face, but it turns out to be unexpectedly tough...

"Rukia? What's wrong with you? The reaction is very strange..." Alice frowned, a little confused.

"Alice, are you someone who has experienced the beauty of men? Tell me how it feels quickly?" Lucia asked enthusiastically.

"What?!" Alice was puzzled, looking at Rukia like a fuck.

"Didn't you have a wonderful night with your old friend, Merlin? You linger on the cold floor and were conquered by a big banana~" Rukia's face was red, and she didn't know what restrictions her mind had added. Level screen.

"No! Rukia hurry up and stop your sexual fantasies!" Alice was anxious. Did she say something wrong?

The elder Taylor, who has been closing his eyes and rested, couldn't help but fall into thought

Is Merlin really strong?

Why does it sound like a simple flower picker?

It should be to relax your mind and take your strength to the next level, right?

As expected of Merlin, the mentality of the strong is different...

Arnold, who was punched by Merlin yesterday, also came to the union.

Although he was injured by a punch, he was cured by the priest.

Arnold is the son of the Duke of Austin, so he would not go to a doctor wearing a crow mask like the poor.

"Arnold, hiccup~"

Hobbs was familiar with himself and greeted Arnold. He probably drank too much and started to hiccup frequently.

Arnold saw Merlin standing there thinking for a while, and walked over directly.

"Merlin, I didn't expect you, a hillbilly, to be quite powerful, so I underestimated you yesterday..."

"Oh?" Merlin raised his head and glanced at Arnold lightly.

"Don't think that if you won the duel yesterday, you can get Miss Alice's mating rights! I won't admit it!" Arnold looked serious.

"Puff!" Alice, who was drinking milk, shook her body and squirted the milk directly, "Shut up! Arnold, you idiot! The mating rights of your family's women are for duels!"

"Last night I thought for a long time. It seemed too trivial to win Miss Alice's mating rights by a duel, and it was also very unfair to Miss Alice." Arnold said seriously, completely ignoring Alice over there. .

"Forget it..." Alice relaxed slightly and continued to drink milk, thinking that she would be joking about her mating rights again.

"So I decided to use the system of two wins in three games, and the person who wins twice can get the right to mate from Miss Alice!" Arnold said solemnly, seemingly after careful consideration.

"Puff!" Alice didn't drink a few sips of a glass of milk, and sprayed it all on the ground. "Arnold! Are you mentally retarded! Get out of here!"

"Today! I'm going to be ashamed!" Arnold drew the sword of pure gold and diamonds from his waist, "Come on, Merlin, the hillbilly, I want to prove that you are not worthy of Miss Alice's love, and you are not qualified to have Miss Alice's love. Mate! Beautiful women, only worthy of the strong..."

"Excuse me, can I chop this guy?" Alice's face was frosty, dripping gloomily, and she slowly pulled out the rapier.

"Calm down Alice, no fights are allowed in the union." Rukia smiled.

"What's the use of doing it yourself? As a nobleman, shouldn't you hire a few bodyguards to do me? This is a general rich second-generation routine." Mei Linrao asked with interest.

"Are you insulting me? As a nobleman, you must have noble morals. Dueling is sacred. It is a villain to let other people in." Arnold showed a little pride and continued, "I, Arnold Austin As the eldest son of the earl’s family, he disdains despicable actions! I want to win Miss Alice’s love under fair and just circumstances!"

"Arnold, I'm not interested in your mental retardation, okay?" Alice said helplessly over there, particularly annoying the stalker.

Merlin smiled, thinking that there are still such guys among the nobles. They look noble, but they are actually a bit silly. It feels very different when you think about the Red Musketeers pulling out their guns and shooting them together.

"Come on, even though you are a hillbilly, but I admit your strength, as a love rival, you are a very good opponent!" Arnold played a few lame court swordsmanship, not knowing what the teacher taught, "Merlin, let's fight!" "

"Sorry, I don't even bother to raise my hand to hit you when facing you..." Merlin said lazily.

"You actually refused my duel? You really don't look like a man..." Arnold sighed.

"No, what does Alice's mating rights have to do with me, is it inexplicable to involve me?" Merlin sighed, he was afraid of trouble in the late stage of lazy cancer.

"Here again, Brother Merlin, hiccup~" Hobbs put Merlin's shoulders on his shoulders, and said with a stinking wine, "You are living with Alice now, how can you say it's okay?"

"What!? You and Miss Alice...cohabiting together!" Arnold took a step back, a little hard to accept reality.

"Yeah, Merlin and Alice live together, and they are now in a state of a passionate couple. You have no chance, Arnold, hiccup~" Hobbes had obviously drunk too much.

"No...no?" Arnold was at a loss, life meaningless.

"Enough, Hobbs, you want to die! We are not living together! We just have the idea of ​​sharing a house. The bastard last night was an illegal invasion!" Alice was anxious, feeling that the misunderstanding was growing.

"It's not just living together~" Rukia's face flushed, and said excitedly like a big horn

"On the floor of the living room last night, Alice has been conquered by Merlin's big banana! Hehe..."

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Chapter 19

What play should be?

Alice is conquered by my big banana?

Countless black lines suddenly fell on Merlin's forehead.

"No, Rukia, what are you talking about!?" Alice panicked the editor.

"Miss Alice has been...conquered by the big banana..." Arnold looked dazed, as if instantly transformed into a salted fish who had lost his dream, and knelt on the ground with a thud, "No!!"

"Brother Merlin, you're pretty good, big banana hiccups~" Hobbs patted Merlin on the shoulder, then passed away drunk and fell asleep on the table.

"Merlin!" Arnold stood up from the ground, his face full of grief and anger, "Don't run away, let's fight!"

"Have you not given up?" Merlin frowned.

"It doesn't matter if you tainted Miss Alice with a big banana, I'll take this plate!" Arnold was dyed forgiveness.

"Pick up your mother! Don't get me wrong!" Alice flushed with shame and anger.

"Okay, okay, it's a duel, right? Hurry up." Merlin took an impatient posture and decided to send Arnold to the hospital, worrying about herself.

"I..." Arnold sounded Merlin's Shenglong fist, feeling a little nervous for a while, and thought of individual ideas, "Ah, measuring a man's charm is not only force, but also personal ability. I decided to show myself well. Conquering you from the side, let Miss Alice change her mind and see my shining point."

"Oh, what then?" Mei Lin said with a sullen face, with general interest.

Arnold fumbled in his arms for a while, took out a piece of parchment, and threw it in front of Merlin, like a war book, "This! This is a Denbyshire commission only recently released, and the entire Welsh adventurer can participate. , How about we use this to duel?"

"What is it?" Merlin frowned and brought it over and looked at the commissioned parchment. The content is as follows

Commission level: A

Details: Recently, a large number of undead appeared in Denbigh County and urgently needed to be cleaned up. There is no limit to the number of adventurers going to crusade. Participants can get 1,000 gold coins, and those who perform well get 5,000 gold coins.

Requirements: Adventurers below the gold level need to form a team.

Bounty: 1000~5000 gold coins.

Client: Denby County Garrison Corps.

After reading it, Merlin felt that the conditions were quite relaxed, and he would get the money if he went to the gang, so generous.

"How about Merlin? Just use this commission to compare it! See who is the best performer!" Arnold drew his sword and said seriously, "I will use my strength to prove who is worthy of Alice. Miss's man!"

"Rukia, what are they talking about?" Alice did not hear clearly.

"Um, it was commissioned by Denbigh County, and it was recruited only recently." Rukia took out the same commissioned parchment from below and gave it to Alice for her to see.

Alice looked at it and said in surprise, "A lot of undead? What's the matter? It's the commission of the garrison."

"I don't know the specific situation, but I heard that a few tomb robbers found a dungeon and touched something after sneaking into it. Then there began to appear dead creatures attacking the surrounding villages in the dungeon. It seems that the situation is very dangerous. There is not enough manpower." Rukia explained briefly.

"Really..." Alice seems to be a little interested in this security, and the dark creatures are quite easy to deal with for her, as long as you don't run into a perverted demon like Merlin, after all, her sword "Aria of Light" , Has a restraining effect on dark creatures.

"Miss Alice..." Arnold walked over, and the rose he had gotten from some place was still in his mouth.

"You stay away from me, mental retardation is contagious." Alice didn't give a good face, and it was annoying to see Arnold this dog skin plaster.

"Sorry, I disturbed you, but I have business." Arnold became neurotic. Although he looks like a girl manga hero, his emotional intelligence is indeed a hot-blooded mental retardation.

"If there is a fart, let it go, if there is no fart, go away." Alice's eyes were full of hostility.

"Ah, Miss Alice, I am sincerely inviting you to join my team and go to work in Denbighshire." Arnold leaned slightly, as he deserves to be a noble son, and has a good etiquette.