March 13, 2022Zathael

After showing her the shrine maiden outfit and the extracted self destruct spell, I manage to clear things up with Maya-chan.

“So a guest did come but it seems they’re looking for you”

“What are they like?”

“A boing-boing blondie”1

I don’t understand what Maya-chan is saying at all but after moving to the reception I see a familiar looking blond man in a black suit accompanying Boing-boing Blondie-san who is sitting across the counter.

I walk up to the counter and smile.

With a high class business suit and bold blonde hair, she looks over me with her large blue eyes.

“I understand why Yuikuu would compare you to Taishakuten. I won’t waste your time so could we talk for a bit”

She pulls a business card out of her pocket.

In response, search magic once again activates unintentionally,

“Height 172 centimeters, hip 84, waist 58, bust 98, D cup”

The strange report is displayed.

It seems my skills are rampaging on their own.

“Fine by me”

Blondie-san speaks to the man standing behind her in a small voice, causing my translation magic to trigger.

It seems this one is functioning normally,

[I don’t think the silver bullets from the church will work on this man, have our comrades step down]

So it was translated.

Based off the pronunciation she’s not speaking english but russian or something similar.

[What business do you have with me at this time of night]

I match my words to theirs,

[My, It’s the first I’ve met someone in Japan that can speak our mother tongue]

She laughs heartily.

However,

Translator’s Notes:

1: Maya says patsukin which is kinpatsu(blond hair) backwards. I love having to translate slang

2: Japanese count large numbers in units of ten thousand(10,000 then 100,000,000 etc) so he’s asking for 50(10,000).