Li Hanshan was so embarrassed that he couldn't express it.
This... How does this make him answer!
It's all his fault! It's good to say something about pornography... How can he make it up so that Jiang Su thinks he hasn't read this kind of book?
"I... I just think that this kind of book hidden under the head of the bed has something to do with the matter of the bed." Li Hanshan tried his best to defend, "I haven't read it, I really haven't read it."
Jiang Su: "..."
Jiang Su didn't believe it at all.
Li Hanshan had no choice but to continue talking nonsense.
"Just now... when the book fell on the ground just now, I saw the cover!" Li Hanshan nodded, "It looks like a pornographic book!"
I don't want Jiang Su to turn the book over the next moment, the cover is blank, without half a word.
Li Hanshan: "..."
Li Hanshan finally couldn't make it up anymore.
He lowered his head, as if he had been hit by Jiang Su's words, and muttered softly, "I read a few pages just now."
Jiang Su: "How many pages?"
This was just a simple question, Jiang Su subconsciously wanted to ask Li Hanshan how many pages he had read, but Li Hanshan took this sentence as Jiang Su's question.
Li Hanshan was very conflicted in his heart, like a battle between heaven and man. After a long while, he frowned aggrievedly and said in a low voice, "This book...is only a few pages in the first place."
Jiang Su: "What..."
Li Hanshan: "I've read it all."
Jiang Su: "..."
Jiang Su took a deep breath. As he was, he really didn't blame Li Hanshan for his position. What happened when the other party looked at the **** album? We are all grown-ups, so it is not necessary to deprive people of such little hobbies.
It's just...Jiang Su couldn't help but start to wonder, Li Hanshan has read all of this book, so what kind of interesting and good things in this book are so attractive to Li Hanshan.
Jiang Su couldn't help thinking about the scene where he glanced at the book just now when it fell to the ground.
He remembered that the portrait was painted in Wuqi's style, and there seemed to be many words on the pages of the book.
In the past, Wu Qi would never write on picture albums. Li Hanshan read it with such relish just now, it should be because of those words.
Jiang Su hesitated for a moment, then sat down at the table, and opened the **** album without saying a word.
He was really curious in his heart, but he didn't think that in Li Hanshan's eyes, this behavior was really... really weird!
In front of him, the sweetheart was flipping through a pornographic book with a serious expression.
Li Hanshan stood quite far away, but he had good eyesight. Even if he squinted his eyes slightly from such a long distance, he could still see the contents of the book.
So Li Hanshan tiptoed slightly, trying to see exactly where Jiang Su was delving into this pornographic book.
He saw that the pictures in the book were unsightly, at least half of the book was devoted to the two protagonists having **** in various places, and Jiang Su looked serious, as if what was in front of him was not a book of **** palaces, but a He was studying this sword manual seriously, and Li Hanshan was ashamed to see it. Look, Jiang Su was completely unmoved. How could he... be so easily influenced by this kind of book?
He must be restless.
Li Hanshan took a deep breath, originally trying to suppress all the thoughts in his heart, but his sweetheart, who he cared about day and night, read a pornographic book full of things about Meng Lang right in front of him... This was a big deal for him. That said, it is undoubtedly an extremely exciting thing.
He is not an old monk who has been a monk for decades, how could he be at ease after seeing such a thing!
But Li Hanshan knew that Jiang Su didn't like him like this.
Even if he has distracting thoughts in his heart, he must never show it in front of Jiang Su.
Jiang Su flipped through a few pages of the book, feeling a little emotional, and said, "Wuqi Dharma Protector has made great progress."
Li Hanshan: "Well..."
"The drawing of this villain is much better than before." Jiang Su said, "The story is also well written, that's the word... Tsk, I still have to practice."
Li Hanshan nodded immediately, and said, "Let Deputy Envoy He teach him tomorrow."
Jiang Su said again: "Such a good story has to be mixed with so many bed affairs, it's too nasty."
Li Hanshan: "Yes."
Jiang Su: "If two-thirds of it can be removed, it would be a good story."
Li Hanshan: "Yeah."
Jiang Su said with emotion: "It is unexpected that Guardian Wuqi can write such a story. This is probably the tenderness of an iron man."
Li Hanshan: "Yeah, yeah."
Jiang Su: "..."
Jiang Su finally felt that something was wrong with Li Hanshan.
Every word Li Hanshan said seemed to be perfunctory to him. He couldn't help but put down the book in his hand, and then looked up at Li Hanshan, and saw Li Hanshan staring at him intently. His expression seemed a little strange. Jiang Su still wanted to ask, Li Hanshan had already Pulling open the door, he said dryly, "It's too stuffy inside, I'll go out to get some air."
The light from the porch outside the house spilled into the house, Jiang Su could see it clearly, Li Hanshan blushed.
Jiang Su was silent for a moment, then nodded, Li Hanshan turned his head and ran away, while Jiang Su sat in the room, looking at the **** album in his hand.
Seeing Li Hanshan's reaction, he seemed to finally feel... something was wrong with him.
He thought, when ordinary people read this kind of book, they should have some reaction. Even if the reaction is not strong enough to induce changes in the body, at any rate there should be a blush and a heartbeat. Only him, except for that time He felt something was wrong when Huashi Qingqing Gu was affecting him, but he didn't seem to have such feelings anymore.
He had also long ago felt that his feelings for Li Hanshan were purely friendships between friends, and compared with the love of his children, this feeling seemed to be enough, but he didn't have a trace of desire. From the beginning to the end, the difference between him and him was just this. One point of desire.
But the word "desire"...said it came from him after he came to this world, and he seemed to have never had that feeling.
Jiang Su thought of the Zhishui Sword Sect's skills, those who have cultivated to his level are said to have no desires in the sword manual, and among the still alive people of the Zhishui Sword Sect, he is the only one who has cultivated to this level.
Jiang Su didn't think much about it at first, but now it seems that he can't help but have some doubts.
It shouldn't be... is there really something wrong with his swordsmanship?
Jiang Su originally thought that when practicing the Zhishui Sword School's swordsmanship, one should have no desires and no desires, so that the swordsmanship can make great progress, but He Lingcheng told him that Wen Qingting himself has never abided by the rule of Zhishui Sword School. He had no contact with Xie Zao, and even so, his swordsmanship was so high that he could be regarded as one of the best masters at that time.
Jiang Su really couldn't tell the truth of this sword manual. He felt that all these doubts could only be solved after he got the second volume of the sword manual, and his doubts at this moment...maybe he could only wait until then.
Jiang Su hesitated for a moment, then opened the **** album, and read it carefully.
It shouldn't be.
He can't be cold-hearted.
Jiang Su read the book over and over again, except that he thought the story was good, but it was really boring. In the end, he also got bored, wondering if he would not be happy to read the sword manual during this time? Simply throw the book on the table and go to bed.
But Li Hanshan had been wandering outside for a long time before sneaking back.
Li Hanshan saw that Jiang Su seemed to have fallen asleep with his sword in his arms, so he tiptoed over. He saw the **** album on the table, and he was so frightened that he walked around a lot, avoiding the **** album, and touched the bed. Seeing Jiang Su sleeping on the inside, he paused for a moment. For some reason, he didn't even dare to take off all his coats. He just took off his outer robe, and then closed his clothes and lay outside.
He was so tense that his back was stiff, he tossed and turned all night, and barely fell asleep in the early morning of the next day, but before he had rested for a long time, he heard noises outside the house, which abruptly woke him up from his sleep.
There seemed to be several people arguing outside, Li Hanshan recognized one of them as He Lingcheng, and the other...
Li Hanshan couldn't help but froze slightly, feeling that the voice was very familiar.
It is Elder Zhou in the teaching.
This person is the best at opportunism, he is a 10% fool, but he has a lot of ambitions, he is very interested in the position of leader, Li Hanshan has always hated him, but now he heard Elder Zhou's voice outside the house, subconsciously crawled When he got up, Jiang Su beside him also opened his eyes, frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"
Before Li Hanshan could answer in the future, the two of them clearly heard Elder Zhou shouting angrily outside the door.
"Have you all forgotten Wen Qingting!" Elder Zhou said angrily, "That man is a righteous man, you just let him sleep in the young master's room?"
He Lingcheng said: "The two of them have a very strong relationship, why not?"
Elder Zhou said: "The young master is still young, how could he act so promiscuously and trample on his own body!"
Jiang Su: "..."
Li Hanshan: "..."
Jiang Su took a deep breath.
Although I don't know who it is that is shouting outside, but the status of this person in the Devil's Cult is obviously not too low, and judging from the tone of this person, this person is obviously a stumbling block on Li Hanshan's way to become the leader of the Devil's Cult.
That's right, before they arrived at the Devil's Cult, people bumped into them without winking.
Jiang Su lowered his voice and asked, "Who is that outside?"
Li Hanshan replied: "It's Elder Zhou from my teaching..."
Jiang Su understood.
He has seen the name Elder Zhou many times in the books.
This person is best for speculation, knowing that Xie Zeli likes beauties, he originally wanted to marry his daughter to Xie Zeli to be the wife of the leader, but he didn't want Xie Zeli to have only a penchant for cutting off sleeves, and had no interest in women, and Elder Zhou was not discouraged, so he married himself The twin sons born in the side room were sent to Xie Zeli's bed together.
Xie Zeli was indeed very useful, those two were favored, Elder Zhou naturally gained a lot of honor, and there are not many people in the church who are shameless like him, he is still proud of it, that's all , he later got Li Hanshan's idea and wanted to send a beauty to Li Hanshan's room. Fortunately, Li Hanshan was not interested in the original book. He was frustrated several times, so he gave up this idea.
Jiang Su counted the time, it seems that now is the time when Elder Zhou wants to put a little beauty in Li Hanshan's room.
Jiang Su thought, Xie Zeli had gone to Meiyou Palace with Lou Yan, and Li Hanshan was in charge of the sect. Elder Zhou was naturally worried about losing his backer, and couldn't wait to use the old method to please the young master. For the elders, it was obviously an eyesore.
When he thought of this, Elder Zhou ignored He Lingcheng's persuasion, pushed open the door and broke in.
Jiang Suyuan only regarded this Elder Zhou as a grass swaying in the wind, and thought that at this moment, Elder Zhou would definitely try to curry favor with Li Hanshan. In a moment, he suddenly remembered - oops, he still left that **** album on the table.
Sure enough, Elder Zhou broke into the house directly, while He Lingcheng, Wu Qi and the others stood awkwardly by the door. They all saw the album Jiang Su left on the table at a glance. The room was silent for a while, and suddenly they heard Elder Zhou opened his mouth in grief.
"Young master!" Elder Zhou said, "The leader has only been away for a few days, and you are so indulgent, how can you be worthy of the leader—"
"Who are you?" Jiang Su interrupted him directly, "Can anyone from your Demon Cult break into the young master's house at will?"
Elder Zhou snorted coldly and said, "I am the elder of the sect."
Jiang Su asked back: "Fushi He, are you Demon Sect elders always so lawless?"
He Lingcheng naturally followed his words and said: "In the religion, the leader is the most respected, and then the young master. People of low status should naturally not trespass on the house of the high-ranking person at will."
Jiang Su said: "Is there any punishment?"
Elder Zhou hastily interrupted the conversation between the two, and said: "Fushi He, don't go too far, even if the leader is here, he wouldn't talk to me like this."
Jiang Su asked again: "Who are you?"
He Lingcheng said: "Jiang Shaoxia, he is the elder of my teaching Zhong Zhou."
"Oh, it turned out to be Elder Zhou, who has admired his name for a long time." Jiang Su deliberately dragged his voice, and said, "I often hear people in the Jianghu say that you are the father-in-law of the leader, and that is the elder of the young master. Naturally, your status is different from other elders. If you want to break into the young master's room, it seems that there is nothing wrong with it."
Elder Zhou: "Hmph, if you know—"
"But I often have doubts." Jiang Su raised his eyebrows and said, "The father of the concubine's room can't be regarded as the father-in-law. How can the father who is forbidden by the leader have the face to call himself Taishan?"
Elder Zhou didn't expect Jiang Su to say such a sentence suddenly, he was choked, but he didn't know how to refute it, what Jiang Su said was not false, and people in the church often ridiculed him with this matter, he momentarily Out of breath, he raised his finger at Jiang Su, but before he had time to curse back, Jiang Su said coldly: "I never like people pointing at me like this."
"You...you righteous bastard!" Elder Zhou scolded, "Aren't you showing off your looks to the young master, what face do you have—"
"I am different from you." Jiang Su said, "Do you want to ask your young master?"
Li Hanshan immediately said, "Of course it's different. You and I are best friends in life and death. No matter where you go, I will follow you with my life."
Jiang Suyuan only wanted Li Hanshan to say something different, but he didn't want Li Hanshan to add so many words himself. He couldn't help being a little startled, but he also felt that it was so harmless, so he looked at Elder Zhou again, and said: "Elder For the first offense, I think the young master is thinking about the past, so he should be unwilling to punish the elder, but if there is another time, it will not be so easy to end."
Elder Zhou turned pale with anger, and the hand pointing at Jiang Su was trembling. He wanted to refute, but Jiang Su interrupted him.
"It's just that the young master is soft-hearted, but I am different." Jiang Su said, "If you point your finger at me again, I will cut off your finger now."
Elder Zhou: "..."
Elder Zhou knew that the person in front of him was Jiang Su.
As for how high Jiang Su's martial arts are, he has heard from the rumors in the world before. If Jiang Su really wants to do this, then he will definitely not be able to dodge this sword.
Elder Zhou was silent for a moment, then silently put his hand down.
At this moment, He Lingcheng opened his mouth to make up the mud, and said with a smile: "Okay, everyone is a member of the Holy Cult, so why bother to make trouble."
Elder Zhou snorted coldly, and gave Jiang Su a vicious look.
Jiang Su: "I don't like people staring at me either."
Elder Zhou: "..."
Elder Zhou turned his head and left.
He Lingcheng, who was leaning against the door, heaved a sigh of relief when Elder Zhou walked out of the house.
"I was worried at first." He Lingcheng said, "Now I feel relieved."
Li Hanshan was puzzled, and asked, "Deputy Envoy He, what are you worried about?"
"I'm worried that you are soft-hearted, young master, and you will be bullied by the teachers." He Lingcheng said, "But now it seems that it is good to have Jiang Shaoxia around."
Li Hanshan couldn't help but also looked back, looking at Jiang Su behind him.
He also felt that it would be good to have Jiang Su around.
Jiang Su was articulate, thoughtful, and protective, no matter what he did, it was all for him.
But before Li Hanshan could nod his head, He Lingcheng suddenly said the next sentence.
"It seems that there is nothing wrong with righteous knights." He Lingcheng said, "Jiang Shaoxia will definitely become the best young master's wife!"
Li Hanshan: "..."
Jiang Su: "..."