v10 Chapter 403： A vow to declare war

"Hello, American friends!" A middle-aged man who was more handsome than Beckham appeared on the screen. He had dark chestnut hair, and a pair of blue eyes with a touch of melancholy and a sense of domineering air.

The facial features are clearly impressive, with a magnetic voice. At the moment of seeing him, many people who were watching the video were stunned. They subconsciously asked: "Who is this handsome guy?"

"Yes, I think you all want to know who I am?" The handsome Dum in the video has a smirk on his lips: "I can tell you that I am Dum! Yes, many people have not seen me. Real face under the mask. "

"I think many of you have recently watched" The Road to Tyrant "co-produced by ABC and BBC, right. There is a story in it that is true, I am indeed disfigured. And now I am restored Look. "Dum in the video looked smug.

But Dumm and Li Jie had a heated quarrel before. At that time, the first week of the documentary, Dum was angry, and he said angrily: "I'm going to blow up the director, producer, and investor who made the film!"

Li Jie patted his back and said, "Calm down, Dr. Durm. Calm down. This is a good thing for us."

"Good XXXX!" Dum was just a swear word, don't think that high-ranking people will not swear.

"I'm serious, this is indeed a good thing. Because through this documentary, everyone will know what you are disfigured. And it seems that the producers and directors have a good grasp of the fire, at least their film is quite impressive. At least they did n’t hack you, they just talked about your previous experience. Although the conclusion is not necessarily correct, but their appeal is good, to resist bullying on campus. "

Li Jie motioned Dum to calm down, not to think about something to blow up every day.

"Black me? They dare!" Durm snorted.

Li Jie spread his hand: "Yeah, they really don't dare. Because they know you will blow them up to the sky. You see the BBC every day black China is not afraid of the blatant black Latvia will know your intimidation. Okay Don't be angry, your prestige is still there. "

"I just think it's good for us, it's a very good thing. Because the ratings of this documentary are high, everyone knows that you are disfigured. Then you are putting your handsome and handsome appearance on TV! Talking about X beautiful products, do you think about the effect of this promotion? "Li Jie's eyes flashed.

"Then show your domineering ruthlessness! Think about it, thousands of girls will be crazy for you. They like this domineering series the most, even" Fifty Degrees Gray "and countless fans of the movie .. I think you will do better. I have a painter called Pure White, and the comics in this category are particularly good. "

"You have become handsome now, and you have whitewashable capital (Dum: Ah? What is the relationship between handsomeness and whitewashing? Li Jie: Handsomeness is right). I can let Pure White produce the whole set for you "Overbearing King-Dumu" series of comics, as long as you authorize your copyright to me! "Li Jie said sincerely, as if it was just for Dumu's consideration:" So you can start washing white and become a good person! " "

Dum flatly refused: "No! I think it's better to be a super villain." Dum glanced at Li Jie after finishing his speech: "Actually your personal comics should start to draw your blackened and degenerate parts, and become your villain. I am afraid the sales will be better. "

Li Jie shook his head: "But unfortunately, I am a good person."

Dum: "Hehe."

"Okay, back to the topic, what you said makes sense. But my authority should not be challenged in this way. If someone plays me as a leapfrog clown, as a guarantee for their increased ratings, then they must pay a price. Dum still insisted.

Li Jie shook his head: "Dr. Dumm, not all problems need to be solved by explosion. Although I admit that explosion is a beautiful art, we can also use another better art to deal with your prestige. . "

Durm nodded: "You said."

Li Jie compared the direction of the United States: "A national webcast to the United States once again."

Dumm tilted his head: "What? What?"

Li Jie smiled: "I tried everything you can to ridicule Americans madly, ridicule, satire, curse, curse. Use the most vicious and hurtful words of everything you can imagine to attack those American fat! "

"Ah?" Durm almost fell from his seat. He stood staggering, and looked at Li Jie inexplicably. "Are you really an American?"

"From a nationality and legal point of view, it should be." Li Jie said with certainty.

Dum gritted his teeth: "Do you know how many fat people in the United States? Half of adults are overweight and one-third are obese! Do you know what will happen when you laugh at them?" ~ Obesity is higher than being overweight.)

Li Jieli said straightforwardly: "They will be very unhappy."

"Aha, you still know." Dum raised his eyebrows.

Li Jie pointed to Dum and smiled happily at the same time: "But isn't this fun! Do you not want to ridicule Americans with ridicule ?! Do you feel uncomfortable?"

Dum honestly faced his inner question and answered: "I will feel very happy!"

"That's fine, what are you waiting for?"

"Wait, but what about the producer and director?"

"Just push all your motivation to laugh at these fat guys to this documentary. It's because you cut off the public network in the US for this documentary and then start the group mocking mode. They don't mean you are bullied, so now you have to bully Anyone else? Then go back to bullying now! Scold all American fat guys, and then let them go to the director's trouble! "Li Jie said his plan lightly.

Dumu suddenly realized: "It turns out so!" Then he could not help but said thumbs up to Li Jie: "Still you have a way!"

Li Jie said modestly: "Where and where, generally."

So now in the United States, all Americans who are receiving Dum's signal and watching Dum's video are surprised when Dum is not an ugly one. Dum speaks.

"Hello, American friends, fat guys. What are you doing now? Sitting in front of the TV and watching the reality show with fried chicken, cola, and popcorn? Or is it like a fat pig in a pigsty, who is just curling up after eating? Playing mobile phone on the sofa? Did you look down at the fat on your stomach? Stacked up can put a McDonald ’s child meal as a table! Or your neck has blocked your eyes from looking down? "

The mocking firepower has just opened.