The next day, I found out that the person in charge of logistics was called Sapphire, who had put in a lot of effort, and the police officer called me 'Fast'. I thought for a moment, and then revealed an evil smile, and told the chairman to add me to the Sapphire class, I will take revenge on all of you like a termite under you … Heh heh … First, he borrowed ten taels of silver from Gongsun Ce, which he happily agreed to. After that, he regretted his outburst for a long time …
At night, as soon as the time passed, I would get up and touch her. He went to the kitchen and used the simplest ingredients to cook a pot of fragrant hot soup. Then, he fanned the entire Kaifeng Mansion with his fan. As she slapped me, she humphed, "I'm hungry in the middle of the night. Give me a pot of good soup, I'll kill Bao Zheng with greed, I'll anger Gongsun to death, and that cat that came to skin and cook soup …" The pot of soup was simmered for two hours, then it was put out and he went back to sleep.
At daybreak, I watched in satisfaction as the entire soap department worked under the dark circles of their eyes. My goal had been achieved just a little bit, hehe …
"How perverted. Who the hell hasn't slept in the middle of the night to fill the yard with the fragrance, making me unable to sleep for the entire night." Little Li complained.
Luo Cheng put down his vegetable basket and said, "That's right. When I entered the kitchen in the morning and saw a bowl of soup, it was called Fragrance. In the end, I drank two big blisters from my mouth and it turned out to be a bowl of salt soup. I drank an entire bucket of water."
"Sigh …"
At night, when it was midnight, he continued to make the soup, fan and hum the song …
On the second day, ghost rumors spread across the entire Kaifeng Mansion …
On the third day, I got up to make soup as usual. Just as I was humming a song, a blue figure appeared at the door, I knew that it was Zhan Zhao. Without lifting my head or moving my eyelids, I continued to hum a song. After the soup was ready, I scooped a bowl and asked, "A bowl?"
A certain cat that had its hair blown up did not utter a sound. It stared with its eyes wide open, emitting a faint green light. I secretly laughed in my heart. "If someone else came by, they would definitely treat him as a ghost." Seeing that he didn't move, I drank it myself. The soup today was a normal broth. I finished it beautifully before burping, "I'm full. I'm going to sleep."
Zhan Zhao pinched the door frame so hard that it creaked. My intestines were almost laughing out loud. During the day, I dragged Chef Fatty Uncle to research cooking while at night, I cooked the meat soup myself. The entire Kaifeng Mansion was filled with the fragrance of food. Because the dishes that I gave to Uncle Fatty were extremely tasty, Kaifeng Mansion only ate two days worth of rice every day. It was all because of the delicious dishes that caused them to eat a few more bowls.
One month later...
Xiao Li went to find Bao Zheng with a haggard face and knelt down with a thump. "Master, please transfer Long Fei to another class. We can't take it anymore … I can't hold it in during the day, and I can't fall asleep after smelling the fragrance at night. This little one has been having insomnia for a month. " His expression almost made him cry.
In the end, Bao Zheng transferred me to Li Ban, because I didn't want to go there at all. Because I was not popular in the soap class, except for Uncle Pang, they actually let me sweep the toilet when I arrived. This was supposed to be the job of the soap class. I stared into the latrine with the broom, not because it didn't work, but because I had to use the latrine to get these people. After thinking about it for a while, I revealed a sinister smile. Anyone who saw me smile felt a chill down their spine and cold sweat poured out from their backs.
Throwing down the broom, he ran into Gongsun Ce's room. Seeing that he was reading, he smiled: "Sir, I'm currently in charge of cleaning the toilet, give me a slip of paper, say that this toilet is under my charge, no one is allowed to interfere."
Gongsun Ce didn't see my insidious smile, so he happily agreed. "Alright, this student will write it for you." Swish, swish, swish. The note I want is in my hand.
Before leaving, I turned around and waved the slip of paper in my hand. "Hehe, don't blame me!"
Gongsun Ce gave a huge quiver, and I knew he was definitely regretting it. That night, I tore down the latrine. The people who were in the latrine looked at the mess and turned their gaze towards me. I didn't care. It was just an eye, I was thick-skinned.
Bao Zheng came to the toilet and stared at the wreckage on the ground in a daze for a while. Then, he found me and asked, "Long Fei, why is the toilet like this?"
I laughed mischievously as I raised the wooden signboard that I had just finished writing and said, "During the renovation, find a place to settle down. I have Gongsun Ce's papers, I have full authority to clean the toilet."
Seeing Bao Zheng go out gloomily, he reckoned that he went to the toilet somewhere, it was good, his mood was really good, it was good to suddenly feel that he was staying in Kaifeng Mansion. touch. I still had nine or two taels of silver left in my pocket. Looking at the toilet that I had taken apart, a big smile appeared on my face. I want to build the first toilet in Song Dynasty, hehe... There didn't seem to be enough money, so he could just take the materials on the spot.
After walking around for a bit, I saw that Lady Wang's house was in the process of being torn down. I went to greet her. Congratulations! "
Outsider Wang is not bad, seeing that I was dressed in Kaifeng Mansion's clothes, he politely said, "Yes, I wonder what can I do for you?"
Seeing that the doors and windows that were taken down were not broken, he asked: "Other than calling me Long Fei, this humble one knows some feng shui, the houses built here have a heavy killing intent, so the heirs are very thin." I'm not making it up. There's feng shui in the material.
When Steward Wang heard this, he quickly took two steps forward, cupped his hands, and said, "Long Gongzi, is there any way?"
I chuckled and said, "I do have a way, but I have a condition."
"As long as I can take it out, Long Gongzi can speak freely."
I saw that I had achieved my goal, so I pointed to the broken windows and doors and said, "I don't need much more, I just need the materials that you took down. Because the toilet in the Kaifeng Mansion has collapsed, a new one has to be built, but the funding is a little tight, so you sent me out to find some materials that others don't want."
When Steward Wang heard that he did not want any money, he just wanted something that should have been thrown away. He was overjoyed as he said, "No problem, after I finish dismantling it tomorrow, I will send it to you at Kaifeng Mansion."
I chuckled and replied, "I'll have to trouble you with being a member of the Wang Clan. You just need to place a kitchen knife at the entrance of the house. However, the kitchen knife must be kept inside. I'll ensure that you carry a chubby kid next year."
When esteemed wangfei heard this, he was overjoyed. He bowed his head and bowed as he saw me off. When he returned to the yamen, he found that there were fewer people there. When he asked around, he found out that Bao Zheng had gone out to handle the case and Zhan Zhao had followed him. They wouldn't go out on normal small cases. They probably didn't have latrines at home, so they were as anxious as beasts. Hehe …
At night, I put some incense in the food, making all the yamen s sleep like dead pigs. Then, I got up, used my killing intent to clean up the toilet, found some stones to dig into a cylinder to create a sewer, and went straight to the outside of the residence to dig a pool of excrement.