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After searching for a night in the wilderness, they finally found a huge, marble-like rock. Using Golden Dragon Sword s, they sliced it into inch thick pieces of stone. I'm going to move it back for backup. I'm going to make this toilet look even better than their bedroom.

After I finished all this, it was almost daybreak. I quickly went back to sleep and got tired for the whole night. After sleeping for an unknown amount of time, I was woken up by a loud noise. When I woke up, I saw that it was Wang Yuan who had brought the materials over. I immediately thanked him.

"There's no need to stand on ceremony. These things are useless anyway, so if I take them off, I'll throw them away or burn them. It's also my honor to be able to do my best for Kaifeng Mansion."

After sending Lady Wang off, the fat uncle came over and asked, "I say, Long Fei, what are you doing with all this junk?"

When I heard that, I glared and said, "What? Trash? I need to build a latrine. "

The corner of the fat uncle's mouth twitched as he said, "When can I finish it? I've been constantly going to the toilet these days, it's just too much."

I smiled as I patted the fatty's chubby shoulders and said, "Don't worry, it won't be long."

After breakfast, I went out to hire some people to build the house. They moved quickly, all because of Kaifeng. F * * k! Ten days later, a magnificent house appeared. Look, the red walls and green tiles, the pillars and windows were all painted bright.

Uncle Fatty looked at the house and sighed. "A latrine built to look like this …" But why two doors? It's still open on both sides. "

I chuckled. "Uncle Fatty, you don't understand. It's not like the people that come to the Kaifeng Mansion are all men." What if those women came to use the toilet? Therefore, the one on the left is the men's restroom and the one on the right is the women's room.

Uncle Fatty laughed and said, "Luckily you thought it through, no wonder Master and Mr. Gongsun think so highly of you."

I chuckled. I wondered what they were thinking when they came back and saw the toilet. Now that the decorations outside had been completed, and it was almost done, he came to the warehouse. Inside, there was all sorts of broken things. There was a 50% fold screen. The yarn and paintings on it were all broken, and the frames were all intact. It was also very beautiful even after being wiped clean. So he changed the white yarn, found some pigment, and drew five kinds of flowers. He wanted to draw beauties, but it was better not to think about it. He was afraid that the effects would be too bad. The screen had been drawn, and hung outside to dry. Some sand had been made to smooth the inside out.

Oh, these stone tablets are so beautiful! I say, Long Fei, don't look at your frail body, you can actually move two stone tablets of this size! Energetic was the work of carrying the corpses. He was big and sturdy with a simple and honest face. He was a good person because he couldn't find a wife because he had to carry the corpses.

I smiled. "Alright! From now on, when you go to the toilet, I won't accept your money."

He thought I was joking and didn't think much of it. After helping me lay down the stone slab, he sighed and said, "How is this a latrine? Even the main house of a large family wouldn't be so beautiful. "

I smiled and said, "You can take a look after it is done. I won't even dare to pull you in." "Bullshit."

Laughing loudly, he went out to busy himself. The men's restroom had five craters and five positions. Standing in the storage room with all kinds of broken vases cut into modern public toilets into the kind of puddles, under the bamboo tube, can urinate. The liquid flowed into the sewer. The crater was also made of a vase. It was cut in half and embedded in the ground. The bottle mouth was lower, so when the water was flushed, it was very easy to force the dirt from the bottle mouth into the water pipe.

There were wooden partitions on both sides of the crater and boxes of loose paper nailed to them. There were two large water vats in front of the men's restroom. The water inside was used to flush the toilets. After some thought, he found out that there was a sink missing, so he brought over a flower rack with a broken leg. He cut off the leg and put it into the basin. There was also a bronze mirror on the wall. Handkerchief, pancreas, everything.

The women's restroom was a bit more complicated. There were five craters and they did it the same way as the men's restroom. It was where the men's room was located. There was a bamboo stage and five small bamboo stools. On the stage were five bronze mirrors, all prepared for the ladies of the nobles. It was a woman's nature to love beauty. I put the dry screen in the ladies' room so that it wouldn't be exposed even if someone accidentally broke in.

After cleaning everything up, I locked up the women's restroom. I placed a table in front of the men's restroom, put down a chair, and casually sat down, waiting for prey to come knocking.

"Wow, is this a toilet? "It's too beautiful." The first to arrive was Little Li. He greeted me and was about to enter.

I chuckled as I stopped him. "Wait a minute. It's the first time that the toilet has been completed. We have to collect the cost and enter for the first time. Each person gets 5 coins. From now on, everyone gets 2 coins."

"What?" You still want to take money? " Little Li flew into a rage. I'm not afraid at all.

I whispered into Little Li's ear, "Even the emperor has never used such a high grade toilet. You're the first person he has to think about it."

Xiao Li thought for a long time before gritting his teeth and saying, "Alright, I'll give it to you." Five coins to get, hehe.

Xiao Li stayed in the toilet for 30 minutes before coming out. I said in astonishment, "What's wrong? Constipated?"

Xiao Li heard this and said in embarrassment, "This toilet is too high class, I can't pull it out …"

Hearing that, I laughed so hard that my intestines hurt. I agreed to my words and didn't dare to say anything. Shit. Ten days later, I earned three taels of silver and fifty taels of silver from all kinds of laborers. Hehe, this way, I will be able to return the money and leave.

Because he had helped me so much, he was the only one who didn't want money in the bathroom, and that kept him going for a while. I never thought that such a good day would end on the day Bao Zheng and the rest returned.

Bao Zheng, Gongsun Ce, Zhan Zhao and the four guards stood in front of the toilet, not daring to speak for a long time. Each of them handed over five coins to pay for a tour before they gathered in the study room to discuss the case.

At night... Bao Zheng said to me seriously: "Long Fei, I lost two elite yamen s this time. Your martial arts foundation is not bad, so, tomorrow. You will be transferred to the express class and follow beside Guard Zhan. " This bag of scumbags was too stingy. It was because he didn't want to pay the money to go to the restroom.

I hated him so much that my teeth itched, but I couldn't say anything about it. The morning of the second day, he was pulled out of bed and put on the clothes of an ordinary yamen. He then followed Zhan Zhao on his rounds of the streets. I thought it was boring to patrol the streets, but when I went there, I found that it wasn't like that. There were a lot of pretty girls on the streets, so my eyes flew all over the place.

I prefer to walk the streets in the afternoons because they are open for business, and I tease and eat tofu every time I pass. One month later, everyone knew that Kaifeng Mansion had a f * cking yamen …