Chapter 57： you big devil

He Lingcheng felt that he was going crazy.

He watched Li Hanshan move forward, and his heart skipped a beat. He wished he could drag Li Hanshan back immediately, but his martial arts were not good, and his reaction was slow. By the time he recovered, it was too late.

Li Hanshan had already grabbed Jiang Su's arm, and hit him directly like a sudden head hammer attack.

Even He Lingcheng could hear the sound of the two's teeth hitting each other clearly, and he couldn't help but thump in his heart, feeling that everything was going to be over.

Jiang Su was pretending to be stupid, pretending that he didn't understand Li Hanshan's words at all, but Li Hanshan broke his mind so suddenly, which made Jiang Su a little bit embarrassed, but he was still at this time, The outsider tried to kiss Jiang Su before the presence.

It wasn't even a kiss at all.

Isn't this obviously going to make Jiang Su angry!

There is no help, no help, no help for these two people.

…

Li Hanshan suppressed his anger, almost without thinking, he grabbed Jiang Su's arm, and kissed it directly, but he moved too quickly, bumping into Jiang Su's lips, knocking out blood from his lips, The teeth of the two collided even more, and the knock was painful. This kiss was not as ambiguous as a first kiss. He was so frightened that Jiang Su suddenly backed away. He reacted quickly and forcibly twisted away Li Hanshan's hand holding his arm. He was worried that he was Li Hanshan, so he never kissed him. His arm was snapped, but he raised his hand in astonishment, and wiped the blood from his lips.

If it wasn't for the fact that the person in front of him was Li Hanshan, he would have already drawn his sword and pierced the throat of the person in front of him, but this person is Li Hanshan... He couldn't do it, and even felt that he was doing it to himself.

After all, Jiang Su had already noticed this whole thing.

Ever since Li Hanshan said that he wanted to be his sword, Jiang Su had vaguely noticed it. After all, he often said that he only had a sword in his heart, so he guessed that Li Hanshan might have some unusual thoughts about him. I like him, but... before today, that was just his guess.

He felt that Li Hanshan's hints were not too obvious these days, and he could always use the agreement with Hua Shiqing to explain what Li Hanshan did, so Jiang Su never dared to confirm Li Hanshan's thoughts. I'm afraid that I have been single for a long time, or I have been a fan of everyone for a long time after reading this book, so I just read everyone and feel that there is something wrong with the other party.

Li Hanshan is a rare friend he has met in these years. He doesn't want to lose this friend because of his wild guesses. With the Zhishui swordsmanship, it is absolutely impossible to fall in love with someone in the future.

He didn't expect that Li Hanshan didn't understand a word, and he didn't expect... Li Hanshan really liked him.

Jiang Su covered his mouth, took several steps back, and then raised his head to look at the people in front of him again, but he couldn't suppress the shock and sadness in his heart.

What's going on, what's going on here?

His carefully selected straight boyfriend friend is also GAY who secretly has a crush on the protagonist

A sentence suddenly popped up in Jiang Su's mind.

"I treat you as a brother." Jiang Su murmured, "But you want to **** me."

Li Hanshan was stunned, and his anger still persisted, so he continued to ask without thinking: "Why do you pretend you don't know?"

Jiang Su took a deep breath, looked up at him, and said bluntly, "You are not much different from them, you also want to **** me."

He Lingcheng: "..."

Wu Qi: "..."

No, the conversation between the two sounds more and more weird.

"I haven't." Li Hanshan raised his eyebrows, "No, who are they?"

"I thought you were different from them." Jiang Su sighed deeply, "Forget it, in this world, who can be different."

Li Hanshan was annoyed: "Who are they? Why do they sound like there are still many people?"

Seeing that the scene was so stagnant, He Lingcheng hurriedly came forward to smooth things over for the two of them, and said with an embarrassed smile: "Jiang Shaoxia, the young master acted impulsively and offended you, don't be angry. "

Li Hanshan: "I have no impulse."

Jiang Su also sighed: "I'm not too angry."

He Lingcheng: "..."

Is there something wrong with these two? !

"I just don't understand why you don't want to tell me directly." Li Hanshan said aggrievedly, "Even if you refuse, I've thought about it a long time ago. You said you won't think about it for twenty years, but I really You can wait another twenty years."

Jiang Su: "..."

Jiang Su thought for a while before realizing that he might have really said this sentence.

At that time, in order to deal with He Lingcheng, he casually made up a 20-year time limit, only saying that within 20 years, only that in the next 20 years, he had no idea of ​​falling in love.

He was just talking nonsense, but Li Hanshan really believed it.

Twenty years is too long, Jiang Su himself knows that the situation is changing, and no one can say what will happen in twenty years, even if it is him, isn't his life plan just to overthrow and break?

But of course he can't say this to anyone around him. Most of these people have bad intentions against him. If he tells the truth, it will be easy to cause trouble.

But at this moment, Jiang Su seemed to have finally realized something was wrong.

Li Hanshan said this to him clearly to express his intentions, but his feeling at the moment is not the same as before, as if he saw a scourge and feared that he would avoid it. Now he feels that Li Hanshan is a bit stupid, but he has nothing to do. More ideas for the rest.

He could only sigh, kept silent, and continued to play dumb.

Seeing that he didn't speak, Li Hanshan felt even more aggrieved, accompanied by a little anger, wishing to ask again, and said: "If you hate me—"

Jiang Su interrupted him: "I don't hate you."

After saying this, Jiang Su sighed again, and he didn't want to stay here any longer to face such a farce. It was still raining outside, so he took his coir raincoat and said, "Let me be quiet."

Li Hanshan wanted to follow, but He Lingcheng grabbed his clothes, shook his head at him, and told him to stay in the room.

Li Hanshan was a little puzzled, he stopped and was about to ask, but He Lingcheng couldn't wait to speak.

"Young master!" He Lingcheng cursed, hating iron for being weak, "Are you a fool!"

Li Hanshan: "...Huh?"

"Kissing always depends on the timing." He Lingcheng took a deep breath, but couldn't stop his heart from trembling with anger, "Was that the time to kiss forcefully just now?"

Li Hanshan: "That's right..."

He Lingcheng: "..."

He Lingcheng was too angry to speak.

Look at the **** education the leader gave to the young master. He didn't teach the children how to perceive words and expressions and communicate with others since they were young. It made it difficult for the young master to even find a wife.

But being angry can't solve the problem, He Lingcheng can only be polite and teach patiently.

"Young master, don't you feel that something is wrong?" He Lingcheng said, "You were called relatives just now? Is there any difference between this collision and a punch?"

Li Hanshan was silent for a moment, and reached out to touch his lips.

Indeed, the knock was so hard just now that he himself felt a sharp pain, and the skin on his lip was directly scratched, and now he wiped it with his hands, and he could still wipe off some dried blood. But even so, it must be different from punching someone.

"There is a difference." Li Hanshan said seriously, "If I punch him, my hand won't bleed."

It's still that the lips are too lack of exercise, so they will be broken at the first knock. If they are repeated a few times, the result must be very different.

He Lingcheng was speechless.

He finally understood how serious the situation in front of him was.

The young master didn't seem to realize that kissing should be a way for lovers to experience affection. It should be tender and lingering. Even if you want to kiss forcefully, it's just a forceful gesture. When you kiss, you still have to be gentle.

After all, the purpose of forced kissing is to make people feel uncontrollable and infatuated, not to make a sudden attack on their faces, but where should we start with this kind of thing... He Lingcheng himself has no idea.

It's not easy for outsiders to talk about such intimate matters, and it's inevitable that they will feel a little embarrassed if they say it. He Lingcheng can't teach him little by little. He can still say a few words about this kiss, but what if it comes later? During the wedding night in the bridal chamber, he couldn't run up to intervene, could he?

He Lingcheng had a headache.

He felt that even if someone else was a father and mother, he would not worry about this kind of thing day and night like him. He scratched his head, thought for a while, and suddenly remembered that there was a rescuer here, and turned his head in a hurry Looking at Wu Qi, feeling relieved, he said, "Wu Qi Dharma Protector! This matter... you understand better?"

Wu Qi: "?"

He Lingcheng thought, people in the Western Regions are far more open than those in the Central Plains. I heard that Wu Qi had younger brothers in his family when he was in the Western Regions. As an elder brother, there are nine out of ten... He should treat his younger brother emotionally. Do you have any advice?

Worst of all, He Lingcheng remembered that the pictures of **** palaces passed down from the Western Regions were very realistic and very popular in the Central Plains. If it really didn't work, it would be better if Wu Qi gave the young master an album of **** palaces!

But Wu Qi was bewildered, and after a while he murmured, "I don't understand..."

He Lingcheng: "..."

Li Hanshan finally realized that what he did was not right. He squeezed his chin, pondered for a moment, and looked at He Lingcheng as if asking for help. He Lingcheng finally had no choice but to point at Wu Qi's cat, and said awkwardly: "If it is like this rampage, why not?" It's better to learn how cats lick their fur, understand?"

Li Hanshan still had doubts on his face, nodded slightly, but then asked in a low voice: "And then?"

He Lingcheng: "..."

Here in the barren mountains and wild mountains, even if He Lingcheng wanted to find a booklet for Li Hanshan to teach on the spot, he would have nowhere to find the booklet. No matter what, he couldn't just say it with one mouth. Besides, this kind of thing needs to be said ?

"Everything will happen naturally." He Lingcheng said tactfully, "Young Master, after you become Muslim, I will give you a few books, so you will understand after reading it."

Li Hanshan: "Book?"

He Lingcheng: "Yes, watch it in private, and never spread it to the outside world. It will definitely be of great help to the young master."

Li Hanshan: "..."

The more Li Hanshan looked at it, the more he felt that the call He Lingcheng said just now was a little strange. He thought that what he did was, at most, that he shouldn't have slammed it so hard just now. He couldn't help touching his lips again, and looked at Looking at Wu Qi's cat, I feel that I seem to understand a little bit.

Li Hanshan simply stood up and was about to walk out, He Lingcheng hurriedly asked: "Young master, where are you going?"

"The rain is about to stop." Li Hanshan replied, "I'll go find him."

No matter what, he thought, things should come to an end.

Regardless of whether the result is good or bad now, anyway, he is already prepared to wait for twenty years. He is not in a hurry, he can come back in twenty years.

But the rain was about to stop, and he had to take Jiang Su back to the Holy Church together, and they should leave together.

…

Jiang Su left the hut, but he didn't leave too far, but stopped in the woods beside him.

He really never thought that such an accident would happen, but he raised his hand to touch his bleeding lips, but he didn't feel annoyed at all, at most he was a little at a loss.

Maybe it was because Li Hanshan's movement was too big just now, and this time he knocked too hard, there was no ambiguity at all, just like being punched in the face by someone, so that Jiang Su was not kissed by Li Hanshan at all. a feeling of.

All he felt was a sore mouth.

He simply wiped his mouth with his sleeve, still able to wipe some blood, he couldn't help feeling that a martial arts master is indeed a master, and a martial arts person like Li Hanshan is even good at headbutts.

But no matter how much he comforted himself, it was indeed a kiss.

Li Hanshan likes him, his best friend has such ambiguous feelings towards him.

Jiang Su sighed, but he also knew that it was useless to lament here now. Since this matter has already happened, if he still wants Li Hanshan as a friend, he should naturally find a way to solve it earlier.

But Jiang Su thought about how to solve this kind of thing, and there was only one way in his mind.

At this time, the only way to deal with Li Hanshan is to be a good person.

Jiang Su sighed deeply, looked left and right and found a very short crooked neck tree among the trees. The branch looks like a hand stretched out to the side, which happens to be able to hang the sword on it.

Jiang Su hesitated for a moment, looked up, and saw that the rain was about to stop, so he took off his coir raincoat and bamboo hat, put it on the little tree, and then untied the Qingxiao sword in his waist, and hung it on the side protruding. On that branch, I took a step back and looked at it carefully.

Very well, with this height and posture, it does look a bit like Li Hanshan holding a sword.

Only then did Jiang Su take a deep breath, trying his best to think of the little tree in front of him as Li Hanshan, he closed his eyes and hesitated for a while before speaking, and then he spoke to the little tree with an expressive voice.

"You are very good." Jiang Su said, "You are indeed a kind person with love and righteousness."

No, this is too weird.

How can anyone in the world tell the young master of the Demon Cult that you are a good person?

At first glance, this card issuance procedure only conforms to the modern national conditions. Once it is used in the evil ways of the world, it is somewhat inappropriate.

At least Jiang Su felt that, for people in the evil way, praising them as good people was definitely scolding them.

That is to say, for evil ways, this sentence may have to be reversed.

He cleared his throat, took a deep breath, and was about to say the next sentence he had conceived in his mind to Xiao Shu when he suddenly heard a person's footsteps in the woods.

The sound was not too loud, and it was hard to hear it when stepping on fallen leaves, but it was because the other party did not hide his whereabouts, so Jiang Su was able to make a difference. This man's martial arts are extremely high, and in this forest, there is only one person who can do it. Such a high level of martial arts.

Jiang Su turned his head, and really saw that the person behind him was Li Hanshan.

It's over.

He had just practiced the beginning of his words, and Li Hanshan appeared. If he didn't give him a chance to practice, something would definitely go wrong later.

Li Hanshan was also very nervous.

After all, so many embarrassing things happened just now. When he saw Jiang Su again, he didn't know what to say for a while, so he could only smile dryly at Jiang Su and said, "The rain stopped, time to go."

Jiang Su nodded, actually followed Li Hanshan a few steps.

Both his sword and coir raincoat were still hanging on the tree. Jiang Su didn't notice it for a moment, and after walking a certain distance, he suddenly came back to his senses, and immediately turned his head and turned back.

It doesn't matter the coir raincoat, but the Qingxiao sword must never be lost.

He felt that he was really sorry for his new wife. On the first day they met, she was drenched in stinky water, and now he even forgot her on a tree. Chi asked him, "Why do you hang your sword and coir raincoat in such a place?"

Jiang Su also replied with a dry smile: "...too heavy."

Li Hanshan: "Oh..."

No, this scene is really embarrassing.

Li Hanshan finally plucked up his courage, tried his best to break through the embarrassment in front of him, and said to Jiang Su seriously: "The matter just now is my fault, you don't have to take it to heart."

Jiang Su: "..."

"You and I can get along as usual." Li Hanshan said, "Go back to the holy religion first, and when you get all the keys to the sky, I will go with you to the sky and have a look."

His tone was calm, and although he was a little disappointed in his heart, it was nothing more than that. He was not displeased. After all, he had prepared to wait for twenty years, and now it was just a small failure. To him, This is really nothing.

Jiang Su was startled for a moment, shook his head and sighed, and said, "You are really a good person."

Li Hanshan: "What?"

Jiang Su: "..."

No, why is he still praising the young master of the Demon Sect as a good person?

Jiang Su quickly changed his wording.

"You are really bad." Jiang Su looked Li Hanshan straight in the eyes seriously, and said, "You are indeed a ruthless big devil."

Li Hanshan: "..."